Craziest thing your ex did as revenge?

bear1

Took this idea from a guy in the motors forum whos ex vandalised his van.
Reminded me of the time I was in uni in Galway and I decided to go out on a date with a girl from my group.
Horny teenager syndrome.
Never got to have sex and the furthest it went was a kiss.
After a few weeks she calls me to meet up as she wanted to talk.
Met up and got "dumped" for being too weird. Thought it was funny as fook.
A day or two later I drove into uni with my dads car, came out and had 2 front tires slashed a note on the windscreen calling me every name under the sun.
She dropped out of uni soon afterwards and never saw her again.
So AHers, whats your story?

She dumped you and then vandalised the car?

fedor.2.

She got married and had kids with someone else.......she'll be back

I Heart Internet

There's a whole story between the kiss and the dumping you're not telling us OP!! Spill.

bear1

bluewolf wrote: »

She dumped you and then vandalised the car?

Yeah, once you've figured out the reasoning behind it I'm all ears.
Nutjob is probably the kindest thing I can say about her.

Colonel_McCoy

A friend went on a date with a girl and casually mentioned it was his birthday the following week.

Anyway he didnt want to take things further after the date and there was zero contact from her.

Fast forward a week and she was standing outside his working holding a birthday cake!

Its not revenge but very strange

bear1

I Heart Internet wrote: »

There's a whole story between the kiss and the dumping you're not telling us OP!! Spill.

Righty I will
We went on 2 dates beforehand, she was in my class in uni.
On the very first date in a cafe she broke down crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she takes out a picture of a woman and told me her mother was dead.
I felt very bad for her and asked her how long it had been, 10 years she says.
So I tried comforting her a bit more and trying to take her mind off of it. It worked a bit and the date continued on.
Met up again about a week or so later in her flat to watch a movie (where the kiss happened) and after the movie she said she had to study and so away I went.
About another week later she calls me up in a pretty angry mood to meet up.
Met up and I got dumped for being too weird and that I seemed a bit of a loner.
Said our goodbyes and see ya later.
Tires slashed soon afterwards.

Mr.McLovin

crazy ex took my kids and half of everything I owed...

weird or wha?

I Heart Internet

bear1 wrote: »

Righty I will
We went on 2 dates beforehand, she was in my class in uni.
On the very first date in a cafe she broke down crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she takes out a picture of a woman and told me her mother was dead.
I felt very bad for her and asked her how long it had been, 10 years she says.
So I tried comforting her a bit more and trying to take her mind off of it. It worked a bit and the date continued on.
Met up again about a week or so later in her flat to watch a movie (where the kiss happened) and after the movie she said she had to study and so away I went.
About another week later she calls me up in a pretty angry mood to meet up.
Met up and I got dumped for being too weird and that I seemed a bit of a loner.
Said our goodbyes and see ya later.
Tires slashed soon afterwards.

Sounds like you had it coming OP

dodderangler

Told me she was pregnant when she wasn't so I'd get back with her.
Was only 16 years old. Absolute Cnut!!!!!

Wibbs

fedor.2. wrote: »

She got married and had kids with someone else.......

I'd consider that a blessing.

smash

If anyone says sex tape or nudie pics on the net, we're gonna need proof!

bear1

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Sounds like you had it coming OP

The only thing I had coming throughout that relationship was a subscription to Television X.

bear1

dodderangler wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when she wasn't so I'd get back with her.
Was only 16 years old. Absolute Cnut!!!!!

John?

Neyite

Smashed up my car window. Cant prove it was him, but when I add up all the inconsistencies of that 24 hrs, it points to him.

bear1

Neyite wrote: »

Smashed up my car window. Cant prove it was him, but when I add up all the inconsistencies of that 24 hrs, it points to him.

I believe it is now your turn to explain what happened

Super-Rush

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

Duggy747

I was at a nightclub where an ex was pleading and begging for me to get back with her.

We were talking in the upstairs part and, in a rage, she did a Begbie and flung a pint glass over the banister that just missed a girl's head, bounced off her shoulder.

bear1

Super-Rush wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

That's just sick.

I Heart Internet

Super-Rush wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

What % of women do this? A large proportion judging by AH!

blade1

fedor.2. wrote: »

She got married and had kids with someone else.......she'll be back

Yeah!
What's that all about?

The Purveyor of Truth

I seen an ex of mine on Facebook and her profile was a picture of her with her new partner.. a woman.

I've had some insults hurled my way over the years, but when you actually put a woman off a whole fcuking gender, you can't not take it badly.

Wibbs

I Heart Internet wrote: »

What % of women do this? A large proportion judging by AH!

Well for what it's worth it never happened to me nor any of my mates.

Super-Rush

I've had two exes do that now that I think of it.

bear1

Not very uncommon anyway.
A friend of my brothers had sex without a condom stupidly with a girl from his town.
Girl had some issues (they were both 16ish) and told the guy she was pregnant.
The lad was morto and scared ****less. This went on for a few months until one day she fell over and her friends told her to go to the hospital immediately to see if the baby was ok but she kept refusing.
The one day she confessed to her friend that she lied about it all.
Needless to say it put the lad off women for a good while.

beano345

Same old story an ex who pretended to be pregnant to get back together

I Heart Internet

Wibbs wrote: »

Well for what it's worth it never happened to me nor any of my mates.

I think it's happening to me at the moment.

Woman I've been seeing telling me she's pregnant and I have to get her this and bring her that. It's upsetting. I think she might be putting it on....


But I've seen the "scans".

And she's technically my "wife".

And we have 2 other "kids".

And she's like 9 months pregnant....

Can't help thinking she's up to something though.

The Backwards Man

I pretended to be pregnant too.

damagegt

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

bear1

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I think it's happening to me at the moment.

Women I've been seeing telling me she's pregnant and I have to get her this and bring her that. It's upsetting. I think she might be putting it on....


But I've seen the "scans".

And she's technically my "wife".

And we have 2 other "kids".

And she's like 9 months pregnant....

Can't help thinking she's up to something though.

Hire a spy, something is definitely up.
Next thing she will be saying she's "going into labour" pff Women.

bear1

damagegt wrote: »

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

:eek:

Neyite

bear1 wrote: »

I believe it is now your turn to explain what happened

Not really anything to explain. We were having a(nother) argument, he storms out, as is usual, then comes home looking sheepish and guilty and being really nice to me, which was NOT his post-argument MO. Then the following day he wouldnt go to the newsagents to get his own fags and paper, leaving it until finally I agreed to go. My car was parked outside the newsagents so in hindsight he wanted me to discover the broken window.

I didnt realise it at the time and he was all sympathetic, but in time I remembered the other stuff belonging to me that I'd subsequently find broken or damaged after we had fought. Thats not counting the things of mine he broke in front of me.

smash

The pregnancy scare thing is common enough I think. I had a friend who dumped his girlfriend when we were around 19/20 and after a month got a text to say she found out she was pregnant, went binge drinking because she was so upset and wanted him to give her money for an abortion because she thought the alcohol damaged the baby. Crazy cow wasn't even pregnant at all.

Neyite

Oh I've lost count of the amount of blokes I know that had an ex fake a pregnancy on them. Poor sods.

Neyite

Neyite wrote: »

Not really anything to explain. We were having a(nother) argument, he storms out, as is usual, then comes home looking sheepish and guilty and being really nice to me, which was NOT his post-argument MO. Then the following day he wouldnt go to the newsagents to get his own fags and paper, leaving it until finally I agreed to go. My car was parked outside the newsagents so in hindsight he wanted me to discover the broken window.

I didnt realise it at the time and he was all sympathetic, but in time I remembered the other stuff belonging to me that I'd subsequently find broken or damaged after we had fought. Thats not counting the things of mine he broke in front of me.

bear1

Neyite wrote: »

Not really anything to explain. We were having a(nother) argument, he storms out, as is usual, then comes home looking sheepish and guilty and being really nice to me, which was NOT his post-argument MO. Then the following day he wouldnt go to the newsagents to get his own fags and paper, leaving it until finally I agreed to go. My car was parked outside the newsagents so in hindsight he wanted me to discover the broken window.

I didnt realise it at the time and he was all sympathetic, but in time I remembered the other stuff belonging to me that I'd subsequently find broken or damaged after we had fought. Thats not counting the things of mine he broke in front of me.

Sounds to me like you escaped a potentially dangerous domestic violence relationship.

whiskeyman

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I think it's happening to me at the moment.

Women I've been seeing telling me she's pregnant and I have to get her this and bring her that. It's upsetting. I think she might be putting it on....


But I've seen the "scans".

And she's technically my "wife".

And we have 2 other "kids".

And she's like 9 months pregnant....

Can't help thinking she's up to something though.

It's all charade for the fact that she's put on a sh*t load of weight over the past 9 months, secretely eating a stash of choccy bars and icecream every day, and nearly fooling you... nearly, if you didn't post here and we tell you the awful truth.
March right up to her and tell that fat bitch to lose weight, and smack that fat ass good.
That'll learn her...

Neyite

bluewolf wrote: »

Dont be sad. I gots rid of him. And the next girlfriend had seven brothers.

Dave_The_Sheep

damagegt wrote: »

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Hah. Good luck with that one, mammy. Talk about avoiding responsibility for her own kid.

I've not had any crazy ex-girlfriends. Guess I've been lucky.

Neyite

bear1 wrote: »

Sounds to me like you escaped a potentially dangerous domestic violence relationship.

Nothing potential about it. I ended up in a refuge after he physically attacked me. But it was years and years ago now, and since then my Crazy-o-meter has been impeccable.

I Heart Internet

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

I've not had any crazy ex-girlfriends. Guess I've been lucky.

Then you're probably the crazy ex so. That's how it works. You can't argue with statistics.

bear1

Neyite wrote: »

Nothing potential about it. I ended up in a refuge after he physically attacked me. But it was years and years ago now, and since then my Crazy-o-meter has been impeccable.

That's good.
Could you open your blinds a bit though, I can't see you anymore.

Neyite

bear1 wrote: »

That's good.
Could you open your blinds a bit though, I can't see you anymore.

Sure!

That better?

damagegt

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

Hah. Good luck with that one, mammy. Talk about avoiding responsibility for her own kid.

I've not had any crazy ex-girlfriends. Guess I've been lucky.

She was totally insane! She had her uncles ring and pretend to be someone else threatening me.This was months after we broke up.I was living in a different county.I became good friends with her cousin and that's how I found out all this.
She was pretty hot so........

bear1

Neyite wrote: »

Sure!

That better?

Hold on, I'll switch bushes

Dave_The_Sheep

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Then you're probably the crazy ex so. That's how it works. You can't argue with statistics.

Look, stuffing a load of raw sausages down the back of the couches before moving out seemed like a good idea a the time. Doesn't make you crazy. Right, fellas? Right?

shruikan2553

I've had a girl that wasn't even my girlfriend tell people we were together and we were going to get married. I spoke to her once or twice.

Timberrrrrrrr

I am the crazy ex :eek:

bear1

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I've had a girl that wasn't even my girlfriend tell people we were together and we were going to get married. I spoke to her once or twice.

How old was she? 5?

holystungun9

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I've had a girl that wasn't even my girlfriend tell people we were together and we were going to get married. I spoke to her once or twice.

You should do the decent thing and marry her.

smash

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I am the crazy ex :eek:

If you have to ask, then you already know!