Craziest thing your ex did as revenge?

Shakespeare's Sister

mrty wrote: »

eewwww she was drinking a pint. Feminine

Are you 80?

banquo

She either lied about being pregnant, or was pregnant and had an abortion. I'll honestly never know.

josip

bear1 wrote: »

Righty I will
We went on 2 dates beforehand, she was in my class in uni.
On the very first date in a cafe she broke down crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she takes out a picture of a woman and told me her mother was dead.
I felt very bad for her and asked her how long it had been, 10 years she says.
So I tried comforting her a bit more and trying to take her mind off of it. It worked a bit and the date continued on.
Met up again about a week or so later in her flat to watch a movie (where the kiss happened) and after the movie she said she had to study and so away I went.
About another week later she calls me up in a pretty angry mood to meet up.
Met up and I got dumped for being too weird and that I seemed a bit of a loner.
Said our goodbyes and see ya later.
Tires slashed soon afterwards.

Did she go on to write books about Mr Right and Mr Wrong by any chance?

Paddy Cow

DeanAustin wrote: »

Anyway, the craziest bit of the whole story was when she came in one day saying she was pregnant. I begged her to have it coz I don't believe in abortion. Thing was, she was shagging at least two other people at the time and we had always used condoms. Anyway she eventually decided she was having an abortion no matter what I said. She was 8 weeks. Then she claimed she miscarried and not long after spent time in hospital. At that point she says they removed the baby, it was a boy and she named it after me and buried him. Despite the fact I was visiting her every day, she did that bit without me. Still have no idea if she was ever pregnant or whether it was mine.

I'm confused. Did she miscarry at 8 weeks?

Jogathon

bear1 wrote: »

What the hell for?

Non declaration of rental income. But I was renting under the rent a room scheme. After having a lady from the tax office call to my house, and my parent's house, and having met with an accountant friend I was able to prove that everything was above board.

Nasty bitter guy.

Shakespeare's Sister

I know a guy whose ex said he was battering her and she wouldn't let him see their son. Sick ****.

Those freaks who say stuff like they're pregnant or seriously ill or whatever to get an ex back... do they think it's not gonna come back and bite them on the ass like?

damagegt wrote: »

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Whole lotta crazy from those two all right, but you really don't come out of it looking well either.

Shpongler wrote: »

Denied me any access to to seeing my daughter.. full stop

Unmarried fathers in Ireland have zero rights

That's horrific. So sorry to read it.

yayaitsme

My ex spent 2yrs driving by my house the same time every day. Most recently he went to the local priest demanding I be told to let him see his child after being gone for 11years.

Mickey H

DellyBelly wrote: »

Bitch slept with my dad and brother at the same time!!!

What website is this on again??

Toots

This isn't a revenge story, however it is completely messed up. A few years ago I was working with a guy who was going out with his fiancee for several years. They were only engaged about 6 months when the fiancee did the dirt on him and they broke up. He was devastated, as you would expect, but as the months passed he started getting back to his old self.

The ex-fiancee was from Kerry and her parents lived down there. My colleague hadn't heard from her parents since the breakup, but he wasn't really expecting to. However, he had gotten on very well with them and mentioned that he missed talking to them/seeing them etc. Anyhoo, they were broken up a good few months when one day I was at the front desk and a couple in their 60s ish came up and asked was 'Brian' working today, that they'd like a word with him. Brian came out and they went to sit in a little alcove waiting area and started chatting. Next thing I look over and the woman was in floods of tears and Brian looked to be trying to comfort her. After a while they all hugged and the couple left, Brian went back into his office looking like someone had smacked him in the face.

Turns out that this couple were the ex's parents, and they dropped in hoping to go for a cuppa with Brian....having no clue at all that he was no longer their future son in law!! Apparently the daughter had completely neglected to mention that they had broken up, and was still bringing the mum along to help looking at wedding dresses and venues and stuff!

bear1

Toots wrote: »

This isn't a revenge story, however it is completely messed up. A few years ago I was working with a guy who was going out with his fiancee for several years. They were only engaged about 6 months when the fiancee did the dirt on him and they broke up. He was devastated, as you would expect, but as the months passed he started getting back to his old self.

The ex-fiancee was from Kerry and her parents lived down there. My colleague hadn't heard from her parents since the breakup, but he wasn't really expecting to. However, he had gotten on very well with them and mentioned that he missed talking to them/seeing them etc. Anyhoo, they were broken up a good few months when one day I was at the front desk and a couple in their 60s ish came up and asked was 'Brian' working today, that they'd like a word with him. Brian came out and they went to sit in a little alcove waiting area and started chatting. Next thing I look over and the woman was in floods of tears and Brian looked to be trying to comfort her. After a while they all hugged and the couple left, Brian went back into his office looking like someone had smacked him in the face.

Turns out that this couple were the ex's parents, and they dropped in hoping to go for a cuppa with Brian....having no clue at all that he was no longer their future son in law!! Apparently the daughter had completely neglected to mention that they had broken up, and was still bringing the mum along to help looking at wedding dresses and venues and stuff!

That's bad form altogether.
I can't tell who I feel sorry for more, the parents who are fooled into thinking everything is rosy or the guy for having to relive everything after finally getting over it.
Hope the woman suffered for that.

bear1

Everyone I present to you a class 2 nutter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ

Over 7mins long but enjoy

GAAman

I have had the false pregnancy treatment, as as have two of my friends. Also had two ex's threaten suicide both of whom I talk about below.

Was debating whether to post this, a friend is drilling into my head that I need to open up bout stuff like this so feck it.

Had an ex who tried for the entirety of our relationship to make me walk away and turn my back on my daughter because she was jealous of the love I have for her, have a guess why she is an ex. One time I was visiting the gf but had planned to ring my daughter as usual. Remember those silver Vodafone flip phones circa 2002? I had one of them, ex flipped out out of nowhere while I was talking to daughter and grabbed the phone, screamed down it and snapped it in half.

Doesn't end there, she saw one end had jagged edges and tried to stab me in the eye with it. Same ex assaulted me fairly badly numerous times. All of which was revenge(her words) because of my little girl.

Actually on second thought wont write about second ex, she knows/knew my username here would be like her to read my posts..

bear1

GAAman wrote: »

I have had the false pregnancy treatment, as as have two of my friends. Also had two ex's threaten suicide both of whom I talk about below.

Was debating whether to post this, a friend is drilling into my head that I need to open up bout stuff like this so feck it.

Had an ex who tried for the entirety of our relationship to make me walk away and turn my back on my daughter because she was jealous of the love I have for her, have a guess why she is an ex. One time I was visiting the gf but had planned to ring my daughter as usual. Remember those silver Vodafone flip phones circa 2002? I had one of them, ex flipped out out of nowhere while I was talking to daughter and grabbed the phone, screamed down it and snapped it in half.

Doesn't end there, she saw one end had jagged edges and tried to stab me in the eye with it. Same ex assaulted me fairly badly numerous times. All of which was revenge(her words) because of my little girl.

Actually on second thought wont write about second ex, she knows/knew my username here would be like her to read my posts..

Nothing like a bit of violence in a relationship.
Glad you escaped what sounds like utter hell.

Joe prim

Told my GF we "should see other people", wouldn't make my tea for the rest of the week, almost! Totes OTT!

blade1

bear1 wrote: »

Everyone I present to you a class 2 nutter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ

Over 7mins long but enjoy

Anyone else reminded of a past girlfriend/boyfriend by that?

IvaBigWun

Great thread

kowloon

mauzo! wrote: »

An ex told me that if I brought my new boyfriend into a pub where he drinks then he'd send him home in an ambulance!

Did you point out to him that ambulances take you to the hospital? He's confusing ambulance with taxi.

Gannicus

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I've had a girl that wasn't even my girlfriend tell people we were together and we were going to get married. I spoke to her once or twice.

I had this happen to me. A girl that worked in my local news agents with my sister told people she was seeing me.

I was out one night and I had a mooch with a girl I had really liked for ages and she said we couldn't take it any further and she feel's bad because I was "seeing" said girl (The girl I liked also had a cousin working with this psycho) that's how she "knew" I was "seeing" this one.

I went down the newsagents the next day and ran the young-one for telling people complete shíte. I wouldn't mind she was a bit of all right to look at but she was a wreck the head and clearly a lunatic. She quit working there soon after.

Eircom_Sucks

Ex of mine told my family that the reason we finished was that she caught me in bed with another man ( im a guy btw ) and that i had been watching gay porn lol , sick biaatch

I actually had to call the police to get her cautioned as how do u prove to family that it was all bull ?

Poxy few months , she royally fooked me over

Hyzepher

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

Ex of mine told my family that the reason we finished was that she caught me in bed with another man ( im a guy btw ) and that i had been watching gay porn lol , sick biaatch

I actually had to call the police to get her cautioned as how do u prove to family that it was all bull ?

Poxy few months , she royally fooked me over

i take it you're first name isn't Eircom then?