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First shift/meet story

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  • #182
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    25 years old and counting and I havent had mine.:pac::D

    ... and another one x


  • #183
    carzony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭carzony


    audman wrote: »
    PM sent ;) x
    audman wrote: »
    ... and another one x


    I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o


  • #184
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,448 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    carzony wrote: »
    I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o
    They were all right. I didn't think Audman was serious, so I fired off a couple.
    Didn't want that pair to feel disappointed, like.


  • #185
    LifeSaabItch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭LifeSaabItch


    audman wrote: »
    PM sent ;) x

    audman wrote: »
    ... and another one x


    Herbert_-_Family_Guy.png


    ?


  • #186
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

    Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard :D


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  • #187
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,448 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    AulBiddy wrote: »
    14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

    Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard :D
    Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!


  • #188
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    PM me girls :) xo


  • #189
    carzony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭carzony


    audman wrote: »
    PM me girls :) xo

    Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

    I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p


  • #190
    roisiny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭roisiny


    endacl wrote: »
    Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!

    We called it tipping in first year B)


  • #191
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    When I have the experience, I'l let you know :(


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  • #192
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.


  • #193
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

    Good god no


  • #194
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    SureYWouldntYa wrote: »
    Good god no

    Sure why wouldn't ya? ;)


  • #195
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Sure why wouldn't ya? ;)

    cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco


  • #196
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    SureYWouldntYa wrote: »
    cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco

    Ahh but she was 18...ish.


  • #197
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    BrooklynSmith wrote: »
    I tried my best to make this a learning experience for all :)
    Beat the slapper is a game played by teenage girls to try and shift the most people in one night (I was ever so classy)

    Sound like what went on in teen disco in my day too.
    Conversations normally went like this.

    Girl 1one: Will you shift my mate.
    me: how about a shift from you first.
    Girl1: kiss me friend first
    **exchange kiss**
    Girl 1: Was he a good shift
    Girl 2: yeah
    Girl 1: okay I'll shift you then


    Oh the simpler times.


  • #198
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

    "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl"

    Sorry couldn't resist


  • #199
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    carzony wrote: »
    Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

    I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p

    Theirs a porn thread :eek: where is it :pac:


  • #200
    ofcork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭ofcork


    razorblunt wrote: »
    It's fla, generally means a) the ride or b) a good looking person

    Fla or feke used to be the ones in cork,as for me I shifted the girl next door so didn't have to travel far at 14.


  • #201
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    It happened in a youth disco when I was 14. I kissed some random lad, it was fcuking awful!! I hadn't a clue what I was doing and he was like a fecking washing machine. The movies lie!!


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  • #202
    roisiny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭roisiny


    Mine was when I was 13, third disco ever and the lot of my friends had gotten the shift bar me. I stopped worrying if I'd miss his mouth and if I'd forget to close my eyes and decided I'd do the first lad taller than me. Boobless, assless chubby me got an alright looking one (even found out a few months ago he owns a camper van, oo sugar daddy), and he was actually surprisingly good!
    It was only when he added me on fb that I found out he was a total weirdo. He said it would be funny if we swapped passwords, Needless to say 1st year me thought this must be the ould tradition when you shift a lad. Ofc he gave me the wrong password, went into mine and changed my password... then when i got in again (thank GOD I didnt make my security question something ******y ) i gave him a mouthful and he blocked me. Then he told me at the next disco he'd unblock me if I shifted him, and then shifted my friend... poor little me was distraught that my friend had taken my one true love.
    Now I am armed with a fine pair of 34D's and one time a lad tried topping me.. only he couldn't multitask so wasn't quite able to move his tongue and top at the same time, though he did try, nearly died laughing.


  • #203
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    First shift, went for the boobs after around 5 minutes because it was getting boring.


  • #204
    marie12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭marie12


    At the time i thought all my friends had shifted loads of boys. One friend talked about him going up and going down i didn't know what the hell that was. Too afraid to ask.
    Anyway i was 14 by the time i kissed. I had fancied him for years so i was delighted. It all happened so romantically in a graveyard!
    Sorry for disrespecting the souls.


  • #205
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    roisiny wrote: »
    We called it tipping in first year B)

    That's what country folk do with cows!


  • #206
    roisiny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭roisiny


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    That's what country folk do with cows!

    cows... lads... it's what we do with anything with a pulse.


  • #207
    porsche959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    BrooklynSmith wrote: »
    Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

    Yes had a bit of embarrassing shift experience in a Nissan Micra during my first attempt at the old driving test.


  • #208
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    roisiny wrote: »
    Now I am armed with a fine pair of 34D's and one time a lad tried topping me.. only he couldn't multitask so wasn't quite able to move his tongue and top at the same time, though he did try, nearly died laughing.

    What on earth is topping? :confused:


  • #209
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    up for anything wrote: »
    What on earth is topping? :confused:

    Going up top... Tuning the radios... Or if you still don't get it; grabbing tits!


  • #210
    roisiny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭roisiny


    up for anything wrote: »
    What on earth is topping? :confused:

    Does Sligo have a completely different vocabulary to the rest of the world when it comes to discos jesus ;)
    Topping = feeling up boobs, undecided if you can call it topping if its over bra...


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  • #211
    shalalala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭shalalala


    I was 16. Highly intoxicated at a house party / sleepover. He turned out to be an asshole


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