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First shift/meet story
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I know I shouldn't do this............. but..........shopaholic01 wrote: »Sniggger. :cool:
.....Any idea where I might get a fridget. With a guarantee....?
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I fear those opportunities may have slipped through your fingers.....Potential-Monke wrote: »Ah the first shift. I remember it well!
Was going out with a girl early on in First year. Polish girl (i was doing it before it became popular!). At the tender age of 13, i was cycling 1 1/2 hours every Saturday and Sunday to her house to hang out, hold hands, smile, and hope that at some stage i'd get the shift and a feel of a boob!
But no. Looking back, it was a combination of both our first "serious" relationships, and not knowing how relationships progress. So, i done that for 9 months. I enjoyed it, but 9 months with at most a peck on the lips. So, me being a year older, and having the opportunity to get the shift off someone else at a disco, i broke up with her. At the disco. And shifted another one. Who i still know to this day! Both of them actually. Have unfinished business with both...
Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted! 0 -
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OK. Let's not. We'll be banned for life!shopaholic01 wrote: »I think you get a ferry to somewhere that sells them .......... :P 0 -
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It was all innocent, but folks got cross...naughtyfox wrote: »But I innocently meant the country....
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Ahem!! Anyway!! This 'beat the slapper' you speak of!!naughtyfox wrote: »Oopsie....
Did the winner actually get to 'beat' a real 'slapper'?
Think we may have dodged a bullet there...0 -
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naughtyfox wrote: »Phew.... Nope unfortunately no female takedowns just lots of shifting guys with tayto breath and slobber!
Those were the days
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BrooklynSmith wrote: »Those were the days
Was it just me or did most guys kiss like an overactive washing machine???0 -
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naughtyfox wrote: »Was it just me or did most guys kiss like an overactive washing machine???
Yes or else the prodding tongue that semmed to stab the insides of your mouth repeatedly 0 -
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Not my first shift but one guy I kissed had a serious case of the 'washing machine' going on. The slobber was so bad I had to stop him in the middle of it all so I could wipe the drool off my face because it was actually dripping off my chin. Drool. Nothing else.
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naughtyfox wrote: »Think you may need to work on your kissing technique :-P
Just remember tayto and slobber are never the answer,keep saliva to a minimum and believe me when I say nobody wants to taste your dinner 0 -
BrooklynSmith wrote: »Yes or else the prodding tongue that semmed to stab the insides of your mouth repeatedly
Or worse still the guy who got his friend to ask and was then to shy to try kiss the awkard will he or what is he doing dance. :$0 -
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