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First shift/meet story

BrooklynSmith

My little brother had his first disco tonight and I over heared that he's not a fridget anymore (his friends are staying over) and it got me thinking of mine which was by no means a glorious occasion being so nervous waiting with my friend behind tesco (so classy) for some spot faced boy to stick his toungue down my throat,6 minutes later (timed by my and his friends of course) and a lot of slobber later I was no longer a fridget.Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

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audman

Schwiiing wrote: »

25 years old and counting and I havent had mine.:pac::D

... and another one x

carzony

audman wrote: »

PM sent x

audman wrote: »

... and another one x

I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o

endacl

carzony wrote: »

I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o

They were all right. I didn't think Audman was serious, so I fired off a couple.
Didn't want that pair to feel disappointed, like.

LifeSaabItch

audman wrote: »

PM sent x

audman wrote: »

... and another one x

AulBiddy

14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard

endacl

AulBiddy wrote: »

14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard

Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!

audman

PM me girls

carzony

audman wrote: »

PM me girls xo

Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p

roisiny

endacl wrote: »

Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!

We called it tipping in first year

cloud493

When I have the experience, I'l let you know

Daveysil15

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

SureYWouldntYa

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

Good god no

Daveysil15

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

Good god no

Sure why wouldn't ya?

SureYWouldntYa

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Sure why wouldn't ya?

cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco

Daveysil15

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco

Ahh but she was 18...ish.

Greenmachine

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

I tried my best to make this a learning experience for all
Beat the slapper is a game played by teenage girls to try and shift the most people in one night (I was ever so classy)

Sound like what went on in teen disco in my day too.
Conversations normally went like this.

Girl 1one: Will you shift my mate.
me: how about a shift from you first.
Girl1: kiss me friend first
**exchange kiss**
Girl 1: Was he a good shift
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: okay I'll shift you then

Oh the simpler times.

Santa Cruz

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl"

Sorry couldn't resist

whupdedo

carzony wrote: »

Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p

Theirs a porn thread :eek: where is it :pac:

ofcork

razorblunt wrote: »

It's fla, generally means a) the ride or b) a good looking person

Fla or feke used to be the ones in cork,as for me I shifted the girl next door so didn't have to travel far at 14.

Fat Christy

It happened in a youth disco when I was 14. I kissed some random lad, it was fcuking awful!! I hadn't a clue what I was doing and he was like a fecking washing machine. The movies lie!!

roisiny

Mine was when I was 13, third disco ever and the lot of my friends had gotten the shift bar me. I stopped worrying if I'd miss his mouth and if I'd forget to close my eyes and decided I'd do the first lad taller than me. Boobless, assless chubby me got an alright looking one (even found out a few months ago he owns a camper van, oo sugar daddy), and he was actually surprisingly good!
It was only when he added me on fb that I found out he was a total weirdo. He said it would be funny if we swapped passwords, Needless to say 1st year me thought this must be the ould tradition when you shift a lad. Ofc he gave me the wrong password, went into mine and changed my password... then when i got in again (thank GOD I didnt make my security question something ******y ) i gave him a mouthful and he blocked me. Then he told me at the next disco he'd unblock me if I shifted him, and then shifted my friend... poor little me was distraught that my friend had taken my one true love.
Now I am armed with a fine pair of 34D's and one time a lad tried topping me.. only he couldn't multitask so wasn't quite able to move his tongue and top at the same time, though he did try, nearly died laughing.

Buzz Killington the third

First shift, went for the boobs after around 5 minutes because it was getting boring.

marie12

At the time i thought all my friends had shifted loads of boys. One friend talked about him going up and going down i didn't know what the hell that was. Too afraid to ask.
Anyway i was 14 by the time i kissed. I had fancied him for years so i was delighted. It all happened so romantically in a graveyard!
Sorry for disrespecting the souls.

Buzz Killington the third

roisiny wrote: »

We called it tipping in first year

That's what country folk do with cows!

roisiny

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

That's what country folk do with cows!

cows... lads... it's what we do with anything with a pulse.

porsche959

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

Yes had a bit of embarrassing shift experience in a Nissan Micra during my first attempt at the old driving test.

up for anything

roisiny wrote: »

Now I am armed with a fine pair of 34D's and one time a lad tried topping me.. only he couldn't multitask so wasn't quite able to move his tongue and top at the same time, though he did try, nearly died laughing.

What on earth is topping?

Buzz Killington the third

up for anything wrote: »

What on earth is topping?

Going up top... Tuning the radios... Or if you still don't get it; grabbing tits!

roisiny

up for anything wrote: »

What on earth is topping?

Does Sligo have a completely different vocabulary to the rest of the world when it comes to discos jesus

Topping = feeling up boobs, undecided if you can call it topping if its over bra...

shalalala

I was 16. Highly intoxicated at a house party / sleepover. He turned out to be an asshole