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First shift/meet story

BrooklynSmith

My little brother had his first disco tonight and I over heared that he's not a fridget anymore (his friends are staying over) and it got me thinking of mine which was by no means a glorious occasion being so nervous waiting with my friend behind tesco (so classy) for some spot faced boy to stick his toungue down my throat,6 minutes later (timed by my and his friends of course) and a lot of slobber later I was no longer a fridget.Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

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ofcork

razorblunt wrote: »

It's fla, generally means a) the ride or b) a good looking person

Fla or feke used to be the ones in cork,as for me I shifted the girl next door so didn't have to travel far at 14.

whupdedo

carzony wrote: »

Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p

Theirs a porn thread :eek: where is it :pac:

Santa Cruz

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl"

Sorry couldn't resist

Greenmachine

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

I tried my best to make this a learning experience for all
Beat the slapper is a game played by teenage girls to try and shift the most people in one night (I was ever so classy)

Sound like what went on in teen disco in my day too.
Conversations normally went like this.

Girl 1one: Will you shift my mate.
me: how about a shift from you first.
Girl1: kiss me friend first
**exchange kiss**
Girl 1: Was he a good shift
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: okay I'll shift you then

Oh the simpler times.

Daveysil15

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco

Ahh but she was 18...ish.

SureYWouldntYa

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Sure why wouldn't ya?

cause you're 22 and it's a teenage disco

Daveysil15

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

Good god no

Sure why wouldn't ya?

SureYWouldntYa

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

Good god no

Daveysil15

Her name was Leona. It was a teenage disco and I had just turned 22. The previous 7 years brought no luck, but I persevered and thankfully I looked a lot younger than I actually was.

cloud493

When I have the experience, I'l let you know

roisiny

endacl wrote: »

Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!

We called it tipping in first year

carzony

audman wrote: »

PM me girls xo

Good Jaysus :eek::eek::eek:

I think your better off posting in the porn thread mate:p

audman

PM me girls

endacl

AulBiddy wrote: »

14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard

Aul Biddies don't 'shift'. I'm not sure what the word for it is, but its certainly not 'shift'!

AulBiddy

14 in a wooded area, with all of his friends chanting "drop the hand".. Was somewhat memorable. I had no clue and I had braces so I bet the lips off the poor chap.

Still fairly close friends to this day and I have shifted him recently. Old habits die hard

LifeSaabItch

audman wrote: »

PM sent x

audman wrote: »

... and another one x

endacl

carzony wrote: »

I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o

They were all right. I didn't think Audman was serious, so I fired off a couple.
Didn't want that pair to feel disappointed, like.

carzony

audman wrote: »

PM sent x

audman wrote: »

... and another one x

I'd say them pm's were actually sent?:o:o

audman

Schwiiing wrote: »

25 years old and counting and I havent had mine.:pac::D

... and another one x

audman

BaylesOfHay wrote: »

17 still a fridget. **** I'm just so shy

PM sent

razorblunt

endacl wrote: »

'Fleadh' - Corkism

It's fla, generally means a) the ride or b) a good looking person

fishfarmer

candy-gal1 wrote: »

first kiss/feely up session with same sex - about 6/7years old, although the kiss wasnt tongues or anything, the rest though was pretty real for our age anyway imho, looking back, I never really changed it seems !

first kiss with opposite sex - aged 16 at the cinema, end credits of Final Destination 2, tbh I just wanted to get it over and done with finally :pac:.

darn lesbians, having all the fun

endacl

tosspot15 wrote: »

Was 15, some fat girl I was hardly attracted to asked me if I wanted to meet sometime. I of course hopped on the first opportunity I could, and we ate the faces of each other for about an hour sitting on some log in a woods.

After that, I never really saw her again. nearly 7 years later and thats my first and only time I've had a shift/relationship :pac:

Rosemantick!

tosspot15

Was 15, some fat girl I was hardly attracted to asked me if I wanted to meet sometime. I of course hopped on the first opportunity I could, and we ate the faces of each other for about an hour sitting on some log in a woods.

After that, I never really saw her again. nearly 7 years later and thats my first and only time I've had a shift/relationship :pac:

The Pheasant2

Oh and Ive also heard pesh from a group of kiwis (again not sure on spelling)

Sinfonia

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

I've heard feak (rhymes with leek, not sure on spelling) from Galway people before, hadn't ever that one

Apparently 'fla' and 'feek' both mean to kiss, and an attractive person.
As in:
"I fla'd a feek"
"I feeked a fla"
"I fla'd a fla"
"I feeked a feek"

Crazy cluchie bastards.

EDIT: These words have only been transmitted to me orally (ba-dum tish), so the spelling may be incorrect.

endacl

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

I've heard feak (rhymes with leek, not sure on spelling) from Galway people before, hadn't ever that one

'Fleadh' - Corkism

The Pheasant2

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Generally accepted guide:
"Make out" = American
"Score" = D4
"Shift" = culchie
"Meet" = Baby Wezz aged teenager
"Snog" = 'aul fella / 'aul wan
"Wear the face off" = overly dramatising gossip monger
"French kiss" = someone who probably never has

Have I missed any?

I've heard feak (rhymes with leek, not sure on spelling) from Galway people before, hadn't ever that one

hatrickpatrick

ONeill2013 wrote: »

shift? i prefer 'make out' myself

Generally accepted guide:
"Make out" = American
"Score" = D4
"Shift" = culchie
"Meet" = Baby Wezz aged teenager
"Snog" = 'aul fella / 'aul wan
"Wear the face off" = overly dramatising gossip monger
"French kiss" = someone who probably never has

Have I missed any?

Benny Cake

Last day of Irish college in Ballybunion behind the door or "Rang a Haon", bird from Blanchardstown with a mop of curly blond hair whose name escapes me.....

I developed an unfortunate habit throughout my teens, insofar as I was not capable of multidirectional shifting & was could only manage serious work with my head tilted to the left.....

Let this be a lesson to all ye youngsters, for God sake practise on both sides....