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First shift/meet story

  • 16-08-2013 1:34am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21


    My little brother had his first disco tonight and I over heared that he's not a fridget anymore (his friends are staying over) and it got me thinking of mine which was by no means a glorious occasion being so nervous waiting with my friend behind tesco (so classy) for some spot faced boy to stick his toungue down my throat,6 minutes later (timed by my and his friends of course) and a lot of slobber later I was no longer a fridget.Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    First time I ever came across the word 'fridget'?

    This thread!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!

    especially in a same sex school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    He pounced on me when I came out of the toilet in my friend's house (he was her cousin), stuck his tongue into my mouth and just swirled it around. He'd just had a cigarette too. It was glorious.

    I'm not surprised it took a couple of years for me to try it again. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    That would have made it more interesting but unfortunately it was a mixed school!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    That would have made it more interesting but unfortunately it was a mixed school!

    ah well can't have it all I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!

    Haha the same thing happened to my friend and he was given a detention and an essay on respect and his girlfriend got away with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    She practically christened me with slobber when she made what seemed like she was making a fairly good attempt at trying to fit half my head in her mouth, I soldiered on regardless once I'd plucked my head from between her eager jaws and offered her a bite of my apple instead. Sharing school lunches was never the same after that, I'd hold my sandwiches at arms length just in case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    Haha the same thing happened to my friend and he was given a detention and an essay on respect and his girlfriend got away with it.

    Girls always get away with it! The teachers just assume the boys are up to no good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    ah well can't have it all I suppose.

    But thats what college was for....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    A while later at a teen disco a guy and his friend (with what seemed like a whole tub of hair gel on his head) came up to me and his friend rather than him (as usual) asked me to shift his friend then promisef me the little twig of a guy had a sixpack.I make fun of that now but sure I still shifted him and he had the worst tayto breathe (I haven't been able to eat them since) and gripped on to my arse so hard I swear I had bruises for the next six months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Girls always get away with it! The teachers just assume the boys are up to no good.
    Seems fair. Girls have to risk pregnancy. Boys have to risk detention.

    Fair's fair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    A while later at a teen disco a guy and his friend (with what seemed like a whole tub of hair gel on his head) came up to me and his friend rather than him (as usual) asked me to shift his friend then promisef me the little twig of a guy had a sixpack.I make fun of that now but sure I still shifted him and he had the worst tayto breathe (I haven't been able to eat them since) and gripped on to my arse so hard I swear I had bruises for the next six months.

    Ewww the dreaded tayto breath never understood why they sold them at teenage discos back in the days!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Ewww the dreaded tayto breath never understood why they sold them at teenage discos back in the days!!!

    I know me neither,they also sold mints which would definitely have been a better option for him.Ah well I went on to win the game of "beat the slapper" so it was all worth it to me back then :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    I know me neither,they also sold mints which would definitely have been a better option for him.Ah well I went on to win the game of "beat the slapper" so it was all worth it to me back then :)

    Ah yeah what a great game! Well done!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    'Beat the slapper'....?

    I'm learning so much here tonight.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Ah yeah what a great game! Well done!

    Why thank you,it is possibly the proudest moment and biggest achievement of my life :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    endacl wrote: »
    'Beat the slapper'....?

    I'm learning so much here tonight.

    :)

    I tried my best to make this a learning experience for all :)
    Beat the slapper is a game played by teenage girls to try and shift the most people in one night (I was ever so classy)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    Why thank you,it is possibly the proudest moment and biggest achievement of my life :P

    Your should have gotten a big trophy or a medal at least!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Your should have gotten a big trophy or a medal at least!

    Sadly all I got was a hatred of tayto,two ass bruises and respect from my friends for "beating the slapper".I'm so proud of my teenage self.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    Sadly all I got was a hatred of tayto,two ass bruises and respect from my friends for "beating the slapper".I'm so proud of my teenage self.

    At least you got something to show from it!! Those ass brusies= badge of honour,


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 49 BaylesOfHay


    17 still a fridget. **** I'm just so shy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    When I was a furniture delivery man I met people and shifted fridgets every day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?
    Nope. Little person, chilled to -5.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?

    Yes :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    endacl wrote: »
    Nope. Little person, chilled to -5.
    You'll need to throw a bit more light on that me. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Yes :)
    Do I feel silly now, or what....?

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    You'll need to throw a bit more light on that me. :D
    The light just comes on when you open the door.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    When I was a furniture delivery man I met people and shifted fridgets every day.

    Sounds like quite the job,sign me up :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    endacl wrote: »
    Do I feel silly now, or what....?

    :o
    Sniggger. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    endacl wrote: »
    Do I feel silly now, or what....?

    :o

    You were close enough :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Sniggger. :cool:
    I know I shouldn't do this............. but..........



























    .....Any idea where I might get a fridget. With a guarantee....?











    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Ah the first shift. I remember it well!

    Was going out with a girl early on in First year. Polish girl (i was doing it before it became popular!). At the tender age of 13, i was cycling 1 1/2 hours every Saturday and Sunday to her house to hang out, hold hands, smile, and hope that at some stage i'd get the shift and a feel of a boob!

    But no. Looking back, it was a combination of both our first "serious" relationships, and not knowing how relationships progress. So, i done that for 9 months. I enjoyed it, but 9 months with at most a peck on the lips. So, me being a year older, and having the opportunity to get the shift off someone else at a disco, i broke up with her. At the disco. And shifted another one. Who i still know to this day! Both of them actually. Have unfinished business with both...

    Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Ah the first shift. I remember it well!

    Was going out with a girl early on in First year. Polish girl (i was doing it before it became popular!). At the tender age of 13, i was cycling 1 1/2 hours every Saturday and Sunday to her house to hang out, hold hands, smile, and hope that at some stage i'd get the shift and a feel of a boob!

    But no. Looking back, it was a combination of both our first "serious" relationships, and not knowing how relationships progress. So, i done that for 9 months. I enjoyed it, but 9 months with at most a peck on the lips. So, me being a year older, and having the opportunity to get the shift off someone else at a disco, i broke up with her. At the disco. And shifted another one. Who i still know to this day! Both of them actually. Have unfinished business with both...

    Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted!
    I fear those opportunities may have slipped through your fingers.....

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    endacl wrote: »
    I know I shouldn't do this............. but..........



























    .....Any idea where I might get a fridget. With a guarantee....?











    :D
    I think you get a ferry to somewhere that sells them .......... :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    endacl wrote: »
    I fear those opportunities may have slipped through your fingers.....

    :D

    Many times! ;)

    Well this was 17 odd years ago... There's still time!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox



    Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted!

    Fingers crossed for ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I think you get a ferry to somewhere that sells them .......... :P
    OK. Let's not. We'll be banned for life!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    I think you get a ferry to somewhere that sells them .......... :P

    Actually I heard that they were on sale in iceland!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    On a school trip to blessington, behind a wall.

    We flirted for years after in school. I showed him my boobs in the back room of the school shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    On a school trip to blessington, behind a wall.

    We flirted for years after in school. I showed him my boobs in the back room of the school shop.

    How romantic :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Actually I heard that they were on sale in iceland!
    Reead this thread. All of it. Out loud. Then see if you want to add Iceland into the fridget/ferry/guarantee mix...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=85957394

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    endacl wrote: »
    Reead this thread. All of it. Out loud. Then see if you want to add Iceland into the fridget/ferry/guarantee mix...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=85957394

    :eek:

    But I innocently meant the country....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    But I innocently meant the country....
    It was all innocent, but folks got cross...

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    endacl wrote: »
    It was all innocent, but folks got cross...

    :o

    Oopsie....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Oopsie....
    Ahem!! Anyway!! This 'beat the slapper' you speak of!!

    Did the winner actually get to 'beat' a real 'slapper'?

    :D


    Think we may have dodged a bullet there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    endacl wrote: »
    Ahem!! Anyway!! This 'beat the slapper' you speak of!!

    Did the winner actually get to 'beat' a real 'slapper'?

    :D


    Think we may have dodged a bullet there...

    Phew.... Nope unfortunately no female takedowns just lots of shifting guys with tayto breath and slobber!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 BrooklynSmith


    naughtyfox wrote: »
    Phew.... Nope unfortunately no female takedowns just lots of shifting guys with tayto breath and slobber!

    Those were the days :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭naughtyfox


    Those were the days :)

    Was it just me or did most guys kiss like an overactive washing machine???


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