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  • #6332
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,883 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    LOSTfan57 wrote: »
    Her boyfriend is her grumpy grandpa????

    I want to know how he became a grandpa at 25 .


  • #6333
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    I want to know how he became a grandpa at 25 .

    Good point. Theres a much deeper story to this staus


  • #6334
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Well I guess if he had a kid at 11 or 12 it's possible... Deeply disturbing, but possible...


  • #6335
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    -******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
    mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

    - ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral


  • #6336
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Omackeral wrote: »
    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    ergo, her son is a scummy tic.


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  • #6337
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Omackeral wrote: »
    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    -******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
    mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

    - ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral

    *facepalm*


  • #6338
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    Gunslinger92 wrote: »
    The second comment on it is this:
    "Philippine nacker bastard , ye's foreign cunty ****.

    As racist insults go, this is a classic.

    /waits for opportunity to use 'cunty wanker' on someone.


  • #6339
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    krudler wrote: »
    *facepalm*

    And if it's not solder, it's sure as heck gonna be 'me little Angle'


  • #6340
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Muise... wrote: »
    Omackeral wrote: »
    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    ergo, her son is a scummy tic.

    Ergo indeed. I pointed this out and she 'liked' my comment. Does that mean she's admitting he's filth?


  • #6341
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Muise... wrote: »

    Ergo indeed. I pointed this out and she 'liked' my comment. Does that mean she's admitting he's filth?

    #hesmyscummyticfilth


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  • #6342
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    I love this thread, makes me feel so good about my life.


  • #6343
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Omackeral wrote: »
    And if it's not solder, it's sure as heck gonna be 'me little Angle'

    Awww, isnt he acute?


  • #6344
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Omackeral wrote: »
    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    -******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
    mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

    - ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral
    She spells Temple Street Hospital perfectly but then says "me poor littel mans nt Wel at all".
    How does that work?


  • #6345
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    coolhull wrote: »
    She spells Temple Street Hospital perfectly but then says "me poor littel mans nt Wel at all".
    How does that work?

    tag prompt


  • #6346
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Omackeral wrote: »
    -all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

    -******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
    mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

    - ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral


    back the **** up here... WHAT ????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #6347
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    [/B]

    back the **** up here... WHAT ????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Probably all selfies. I hear 'tis the new thing now...


  • #6348
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    just ta set the record straight with all people that keep askin me nightouts and whatever shaggy i say u have all the women ****ed and banged i mite be popluar and wel noing around country but i dont bang all around shop i meet few women for lunch or go for drink them but dont bang everything see i treat everygirl as my friend not my bitch i dont tink my dick like everyother fella am here for the party not ta bang everybitch i see just taut clear that up that all #amen and #goodbye

    What a Gent


  • #6349
    Graciefacey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Graciefacey


    Not quite a status but anybody that has occupation = dole artist/ government artist etc deserves a major rolleyes! That and education at the university of life/ hard knocks etc. Dumb!


  • #6350
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Graciefacey wrote: »
    Not quite a status but anybody that has occupation = dole artist/ government artist etc deserves a major rolleyes! That and education at the university of life/ hard knocks etc. Dumb!

    and don't forget full-time mad bastard :rolleyes:


  • #6351
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Festy wrote: »
    and don't forget full-time mad bastard :rolleyes:

    Or 'full time yummy mummy'

    Or scumbags with their location as 'compton'


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  • #6352
    FreeFallin94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    "merry christmas to me got my reebok classics and addidas tracksuit came today gonna be lookin mint limerick style kid !"


  • #6353
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    "Jeez I forgot I was logged into Facebook on the laptop!!"

    Panic over everyone! Crisis averted!!


  • #6354
    xploderz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭xploderz


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Or 'full time yummy mummy'

    Or scumbags with their location as 'compton'

    Full time yummy mummy = social welfare scrounger on "de single mudderz" living with their boyfriend and have never worked a day in their life and probably never will.


  • #6355
    whiterob81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 552 ✭✭✭whiterob81


    The other day a friend of mine put up: "If you can dream it, you can achieve it"

    The first comment underneath was "You must dream of being a cnut"

    Made me chuckle


  • #6356
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'Tormenting ur daughter at half 1 in the night cause.she is under the illusion she can do an all nighter ha hA ha nite nite farty arse'



    I really don't know what any of this means. I think the daughter is about 6


  • #6357
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


    Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.


  • #6358
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    iDave wrote: »
    'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


    Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.

    we have a friend in common :D


  • #6359
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    iDave wrote: »
    'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


    Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.

    Actually, I think if he suffered from some form of histamine intolerance, he could feel like he does after really overdoing at the gym anytime he goes out drinking.


  • #6360
    JohnMearsheimer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    I don't block this person because she has comedic value.

    'Just got the okay from the doctor for my heart problem. Nothing showed up on the heart monitor or the chest x ray. They suspect I am having anxiety issues which is true enough. I'm struggling with constantly waiting to live my life but that's a choice I entirely make myself, so it's something I can change and I am grateful for that. I also had some blood work done to check on my gall bladder disease and everything is functioning normally. Liver is happy so I am happy!

    I guess my diet & exercise has had a positive impact. I'm going to continue to make healthy choices and work on the anxiety problem. I am very happy to know that I am suffering with things I can try to control. Phiew'


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  • #6361
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    I don't block this person because she has comedic value.

    'Just got the okay from the doctor for my heart problem. Nothing showed up on the heart monitor or the chest x ray. They suspect I am having anxiety issues which is true enough. I'm struggling with constantly waiting to live my life but that's a choice I entirely make myself, so it's something I can change and I am grateful for that. I also had some blood work done to check on my gall bladder disease and everything is functioning normally. Liver is happy so I am happy!

    I guess my diet & exercise has had a positive impact. I'm going to continue to make healthy choices and work on the anxiety problem. I am very happy to know that I am suffering with things I can try to control. Phiew'

    What's funny about that?


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