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06-12-2013 03:40AM

Jimmymcnulty86 wrote: »

The motivational Nelson Mandela quotes being put up by 20 year olds on the dole are getting fairly irritating already

Guessing they're the kind who like rap but hate immigants? :P

[-0-] · 06-12-2013 04:13AM

So, a 91 year old convicted bomb maker died in South Africa.
Big fucking whoop.

:mad:

Fishyfreak · 06-12-2013 09:05AM

"Hu the fuk is Nelson Mondelle or watever his name is"

*Unfriended

IvyTheTerrible · 06-12-2013 10:03AM

People who post updates every other week bitching about foreigners/Nigerians "takin der jobs", weeping and wailing today about Mandela.

I suppose it's alright to look after the blacks when they are all the way over there! :rolleyes:

ivytwine · 06-12-2013 10:22AM

[-0-] wrote: »

:mad:

Maggie, is that you?

I thought you croaked it as well?!

OU812 · 06-12-2013 11:21AM

To share! This only happens. Every 823 years! Share and you'll receive money in 4 days! If you don't share and look at the image you'll stay poor! According to the Chinese art of fungus Shiue. Just in case gonna share!

Jasus. I thought she was reasonably intelligent & she's very high up in a government body with a lot of responsibility. "According to the Chinese art of Fungus Shiue"... for fungusshiue's sake...

cantdecide · 06-12-2013 02:49PM

"Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone You're all too kind."

One of the better frapes I've seen.

Pherekydes · 06-12-2013 10:57PM

OU812 wrote: »

Jasus. I thought she was reasonably intelligent & she's very high up in a government body with a lot of responsibility. "According to the Chinese art of Fungus Shiue"... for fungusshiue's sake...

I saw something like that. It said "There are five Saturdays, five Sundays and five Mondays this December and this only happens every 823 years...blah, blah"

The very first comment was "there are only four Saturdays in December"

Pity she didn't add, "You stupid f***ing bimbo"

Quazzie · 07-12-2013 12:59AM

Pherekydes wrote: »

I saw something like that. It said "There are five Saturdays, five Sundays and five Mondays this December and this only happens every 823 years...blah, blah"

The very first comment was "there are only four Saturdays in December"

Pity she didn't add, "You stupid f***ing bimbo"

Plus it happens very regularly actually. I got tired of pointing this out to people.

Mint Aero · 07-12-2013 01:36AM

"Full Time Mommy cleaner n cook at i Love rumors! they tell me things about myself that I NEVER knew! and Cooks & cleans at Full Time Mummy"

Lulz you f*ckweed.

Axel Lamp · 07-12-2013 11:15AM

"RIP Nelsun Mandela. You were a inspiratun my hole life"

When Nelson walked free after 27 years of captivity, surely his first thoughts were "I hope I can be an inspiration to an unemployed part-time drug dealer, who occasionally hits the mother of his child and steals from his extended family".

Axel Lamp · 07-12-2013 11:15AM

"RIP Nelsun Mandela. You were a inspiratun my hole life"

When Nelson walked free after 27 years of captivity, surely his first thoughts were "I hope I can be an inspiration to an unemployed part-time drug dealer, who occasionally hits the mother of his child and steals from his extended family".

FizzleSticks · 07-12-2013 12:52PM

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Ted_YNWA · 07-12-2013 01:18PM

My head hurts trying to read that.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 07-12-2013 01:54PM

A lot of the Mandela posts I'm reading are cringeworthy. Like somebody said here earlier they read the Guardian and lap up every word it says. That's the right thing to say.:rolleyes:

Maybe they should move to SA and try out the new equality that Saint Nelson promised to every people.

Fr.Buzz · 07-12-2013 02:06PM

No disrespect intended to the late Paul Walker, a great man in his own right setting up charitable organisations but I saw a post last night from the local Scumbag boy racer that made me laugh..he posted:

"Rest in peace to the two of the biggest legends the world has ever or will see, Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela"..

Mandela: Anti-apartheid leader fighting racism, poverty and inequality in S.A. spending 27 years in jail for his beliefs. Before becoming S.A. president and setting up a charitable organisation tackling Aids and HIV.

Paul Walker: Inspired a generation of good for nothing scumbags with bleached hair, silver chains, Subaru jackets, brown dock-martin boots, stone washed jeans making racket in ****ty Honda civics..scum!

PopePalpatine · 07-12-2013 03:22PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

A lot of the Mandela posts I'm reading are cringeworthy. Like somebody said here earlier they read the Guardian and lap up every word it says. That's the right thing to say.:rolleyes:

Maybe they should move to SA and try out the new equality that Saint Nelson promised to every people.

Why should we expect better posts from someone who thinks David Irving is being "persecuted". :rolleyes:

seosamh1980 · 07-12-2013 03:37PM

FizzleSticks wrote: »

it was a big mistake putting up d tree with alexi around!twice she has pulled it down and still hasnt learned yet all my angels need is me&me only,any body else is just ordinary people 2 them!!love them wiv all my heart,there de most smartest,buetiful,kind kids i have ever met or knowing!!and dont deserve half of d **** they go trough as i said theyv always got me and it takes heartless cold people to turn there backs on them,,its a pitty tat xxx

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Pushtrak · 10-12-2013 02:28AM

This person knows what they want, and they don't care what you think.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr07/4/11/enhanced-buzz-27003-1386175545-17.jpg

MrStuffins · 10-12-2013 11:32AM

Pushtrak wrote: »

This person knows what they want, and they don't care what you think.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr07/4/11/enhanced-buzz-27003-1386175545-17.jpg

If you like it, put a rung on it!

XxMCRxBabyxX · 10-12-2013 12:08PM

I don't understand wishing people who aren't on Facebook, normally a grandparent and often one who is deceased, happy birthday through a status. They're not going to see it.

Toto Wolfcastle · 10-12-2013 12:15PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I don't understand wishing people who aren't on Facebook, normally a grandparent and often one who is deceased, happy birthday through a status. They're not going to see it.

Or kids. Why would you wish a three year old a happy birthday on Facebook?

Pawwed Rig · 10-12-2013 12:24PM

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Or kids. Why would you wish a three year old a happy birthday on Facebook?

For attention??

FreeFallin94 · 10-12-2013 12:33PM

"u dirty fat selfish ungrateful lil scaniving bitch may da ****in devil spit on u an u die in your own ****in **** ull hav no luck over da pain an hurt ur causin me"

Someone is angry!

saltyjack silverblade · 10-12-2013 12:54PM

Wondering what people who post here put on their facebook status. I usually don't use mine unless I see a funny youtube video.

Newaglish · 10-12-2013 12:59PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

"u dirty fat selfish ungrateful lil scaniving bitch may da ****in devil spit on u an u die in your own ****in **** ull hav no luck over da pain an hurt ur causin me"

Someone is angry!

Scaniving? It's not a word but it sounds great.

u_c_thesecond · 10-12-2013 01:47PM

Newaglish wrote: »

Scaniving? It's not a word but it sounds great.

maybe its conniving?

131spanner · 10-12-2013 01:56PM

Put up by a friend maybe 2 weeks back.

"Do ye think ye have me upset by wrighting on our wall calling me a whore? Well im sorry for ye im not upset. What ye need to do is go back to school and learn how to spell iv got 3 Ls in my name."

There's much wrong with that status

MurdyWurdy · 10-12-2013 02:06PM

Newaglish wrote: »

Scaniving? It's not a word but it sounds great.

I thought that too. What a great word. Let's make up a meaning for it!

Scaniving, hilarious!

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