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  • #5672
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    They were always thick but we're only realising now because of so much social media.

    Eejits.


  • #5673
    StinkyMunkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    My head hurts after trying to read that quote.


  • #5674
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,161 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Maybe the guy who shared the story did it ironically.


  • #5675
    Kettleson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭Kettleson


    People do seem to talk a load of sh1te on Facebook, a horrible place to be.


  • #5676
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    Get in here mods before the bloods gang see we know their secrets


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  • #5677
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Id be more worried about the eejits writing this crap than I would about my gang banging homies in their mothers micra.


































    and im a Crip! And no not the tayto kind.


  • #5678
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Isnt that the plot of a film?


  • #5679
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx


  • #5680
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat


  • #5681
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    StinkyMunkey wrote: »
    My head hurts after trying to read that quote.

    Is it engrish or am I just too old?


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  • #5682
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    ChippingSodbury wrote: »
    Is it engrish or am I just too old?

    Is that what they call it??


  • #5683
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

    Tru dat Hun. Lol
    Gurl power lololol
    Xoxo
    Bleedin massive.
    Fuk da h8trs
    Xoxo


  • #5684
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx


    Pics or GTFO! :P


  • #5685
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    "Uggh some people just aren't worth my time"

    "What's wrong hun"

    "Mail hun xxxx"


  • #5686
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx
    Awh dats gorjus hun!

    XxX mwah XxX


  • #5687
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx <3


  • #5688
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx <3

    jus lyk al ur girlies hun lol

    XxX mwah XxX


  • #5689
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,537 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Are people really this thick?

    I didn't even have to read the first post to know that unfortunately, the answer is yes. :(


  • #5690
    blindside88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭blindside88


    The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"

    No one wants cancer but it won't go away through the magic of Facebook likes. I constantly see seemingly intelligent people liking and sharing this muck


  • #5691
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    weemcd wrote: »
    Are people really this thick?

    I thought that was a link and clicked :o


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  • #5692
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far frShare dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

    I sincerely wish that you are OK honey. I will send you a "private message" in all n anyways if you would not like to further discuss "here".

    Kiss kiss kiss


  • #5693
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    blindside88 wrote: »
    The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"
    ... scroll down if you don't care :("

    Haven't seen those things in a while though - I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.


  • #5694
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx
    Am I the only one whose got a boner from reading this?


  • #5695
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.

    Good,i'm glad somebody has finally clamped down on cancer.


  • #5696
    DundalkDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 737 ✭✭✭DundalkDuffman


    Don't forget the classic, "if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
    Always a time saver in weeding out the crazies.


  • #5697
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Gerry91 wrote: »
    Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat

    Drive a hearse. never any trouble with back seat passengers.


    Seriously though, you cant take everything literally on Facebook (or even on Boards). Some people are idiots, more are trolls , while the rest don't take anything serious in what they post.


  • #5698
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    every like= one prayer for this child if you keep scrolling satan, buddah and karl marx are going to bone you next time you bend over to pick up a coin.


  • #5699
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    Twitter's shocking too!

    Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

    A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

    My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!


  • #5700
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,537 ✭✭✭weemcd


    If you look at her recent pics (within the last week for example) and there are 2 or more "selfies." Move on.


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  • #5701
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Gerry91 wrote: »
    Twitter's shocking too!

    Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

    A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

    My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!

    Indeed.


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