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    #5702
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat


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    #5703
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    StinkyMunkey wrote: »
    My head hurts after trying to read that quote.

    Is it engrish or am I just too old?


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    #5704
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    ChippingSodbury wrote: »
    Is it engrish or am I just too old?

    Is that what they call it??


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    #5705
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

    Tru dat Hun. Lol
    Gurl power lololol
    Xoxo
    Bleedin massive.
    Fuk da h8trs
    Xoxo


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    #5706
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx


    Pics or GTFO! :P


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    #5707
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    "Uggh some people just aren't worth my time"

    "What's wrong hun"

    "Mail hun xxxx"


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    #5708
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx
    Awh dats gorjus hun!

    XxX mwah XxX


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    #5709
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx <3


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    #5710
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx <3

    jus lyk al ur girlies hun lol

    XxX mwah XxX


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    #5711
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Are people really this thick?

    I didn't even have to read the first post to know that unfortunately, the answer is yes. :(


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    #5712
    blindside88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"

    No one wants cancer but it won't go away through the magic of Facebook likes. I constantly see seemingly intelligent people liking and sharing this muck


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    #5713
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    weemcd wrote: »
    Are people really this thick?

    I thought that was a link and clicked :o


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    #5714
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far frShare dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

    I sincerely wish that you are OK honey. I will send you a "private message" in all n anyways if you would not like to further discuss "here".

    Kiss kiss kiss


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    #5715
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    blindside88 wrote: »
    The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"
    ... scroll down if you don't care :("

    Haven't seen those things in a while though - I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.


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    #5716
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    "I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

    Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx
    Am I the only one whose got a boner from reading this?


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    #5717
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.

    Good,i'm glad somebody has finally clamped down on cancer.


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    #5718
    DundalkDuffman
    Registered Users Posts: 734 ✭✭✭DundalkDuffman


    Don't forget the classic, "if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
    Always a time saver in weeding out the crazies.


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    #5719
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Gerry91 wrote: »
    Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat

    Drive a hearse. never any trouble with back seat passengers.


    Seriously though, you cant take everything literally on Facebook (or even on Boards). Some people are idiots, more are trolls , while the rest don't take anything serious in what they post.


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    #5720
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    every like= one prayer for this child if you keep scrolling satan, buddah and karl marx are going to bone you next time you bend over to pick up a coin.


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    #5721
    Gerry91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭Gerry91


    Twitter's shocking too!

    Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

    A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

    My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!


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    #5722
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭weemcd


    If you look at her recent pics (within the last week for example) and there are 2 or more "selfies." Move on.


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    #5723
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Gerry91 wrote: »
    Twitter's shocking too!

    Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

    A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

    My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!

    Indeed.


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    #5724
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Der ws dis boi n he ws drivn hs car 2meet he's grlfrnd
    da grlfrnd hada puppy 4 hs brday supprize
    da grl ws waitn n de gardan 4 de boi 2 come
    de puppy runs out de g8, grl screems n runs aftr it
    de boi swrvd 2 mis da puppy and killd hs grlfrnd
    boi ws so sad he kild himslf.
    Da puppy goes 2 der grave n crys evry nite.

    xxx~*♥♥♥ Like dis if u cry evrytim ♥♥♥*~xxx


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    #5725
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I just made that up.

    I'm nearly proud of it. :pac:


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    #5726
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Charlie Rock wrote: »
    I just made that up.

    I'm nearly proud of it. :pac:

    Put it up on Facebook and see how long it takes to go viral. ;)


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    #5727
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Charlie Rock wrote: »
    I just made that up.

    I'm nearly proud of it. :pac:

    Lyk coz he is proud.


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    #5728
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    People who write dem instead of them, dat - that, dey - they, d - the...

    Can these people be killed or something?


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    #5729
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Put it up on Facebook and see how long it takes to go viral. ;)

    Closed my personal account and only have a shell account now to access games and stuff that need a FB acc.


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    #5730
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    Gerry91 wrote: »
    Is that what they call it??

    Yes, engrish. I here long time and I know!

    On another note, about 20 or 30 years ago there was this Hungarian film director (or so the story goes!) whose "engrish" wasn't the greatest. The cast kept laughing at some of the stuff he came out with. Anyway, he got thick with them and shouted: "You guys, you think I know fock nothing, but I tell you, I know fock all"...


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    #5731
    NoClues
    Registered Users Posts: 293 ✭✭NoClues


    So.. the bloods, who are primarily based in Los Angeles, are recruiting people on the North Circular Road? Times must be tough eh


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