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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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StinkyMunkey

My head hurts after trying to read that quote.

Insect Overlord

Maybe the guy who shared the story did it ironically.

Kettleson

People do seem to talk a load of sh1te on Facebook, a horrible place to be.

urabell

Get in here mods before the bloods gang see we know their secrets

BillyMitchel

Id be more worried about the eejits writing this crap than I would about my gang banging homies in their mothers micra.

and im a Crip! And no not the tayto kind.

shruikan2553

Isnt that the plot of a film?

Femme_Fatale

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

Gerry91

Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat

ChippingSodbury

StinkyMunkey wrote: »

My head hurts after trying to read that quote.

Is it engrish or am I just too old?

Gerry91

ChippingSodbury wrote: »

Is it engrish or am I just too old?

Is that what they call it??

El Guapo!

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

Tru dat Hun. Lol
Gurl power lololol
Xoxo
Bleedin massive.
Fuk da h8trs
Xoxo

BillyMitchel

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

Pics or GTFO! :P

Gerry91

"Uggh some people just aren't worth my time"

"What's wrong hun"

"Mail hun xxxx"

Celly Smunt

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

Awh dats gorjus hun!

XxX mwah XxX

Femme_Fatale

I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx

Celly Smunt

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I am random nd crazy so tru lol xxxx

jus lyk al ur girlies hun lol

XxX mwah XxX

weemcd

Are people really this thick?

I didn't even have to read the first post to know that unfortunately, the answer is yes.

blindside88

The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"

No one wants cancer but it won't go away through the magic of Facebook likes. I constantly see seemingly intelligent people liking and sharing this muck

Celly Smunt

weemcd wrote: »

Are people really this thick?

I thought that was a link and clicked

keith16

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far frShare dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

I sincerely wish that you are OK honey. I will send you a "private message" in all n anyways if you would not like to further discuss "here".

Kiss kiss kiss

Femme_Fatale

blindside88 wrote: »

The worst of the lot is "like if you wish cancer didn't exist"

... scroll down if you don't care

"

Haven't seen those things in a while though - I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.

Lando Griffin

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

"I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, inside and out, I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad. I love my Pjs and I go without makeup and don't get my hair or nails done when I should. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with ALL my Heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies put this on your status if you're proud of who you are!"

Share dis if ur a reel wmn! xxxxxxxxxxx

Am I the only one whose got a boner from reading this?

Celly Smunt

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I'd say Facebook might have clamped down.

Good,i'm glad somebody has finally clamped down on cancer.

DundalkDuffman

Don't forget the classic, "if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
Always a time saver in weeding out the crazies.

Ted_YNWA

Gerry91 wrote: »

Also, If you go into a petrol station at night, beware when you return to your vehicle, invariably a killer has taken up residence in your back seat

Drive a hearse. never any trouble with back seat passengers.

Seriously though, you cant take everything literally on Facebook (or even on Boards). Some people are idiots, more are trolls , while the rest don't take anything serious in what they post.

MRnotlob606

every like= one prayer for this child if you keep scrolling satan, buddah and karl marx are going to bone you next time you bend over to pick up a coin.

Gerry91

Twitter's shocking too!

Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!

weemcd

If you look at her recent pics (within the last week for example) and there are 2 or more "selfies." Move on.

keith16

Gerry91 wrote: »

Twitter's shocking too!

Remember Gary Lineker putting up a tweet after the Royal child was named George, something like "who'd honestly give their child that name"

A load of responses "Isn't that your child's name?"

My God the stupidity of some people beggars belief, they're pure serious like!

Indeed.

Karl Stein

Der ws dis boi n he ws drivn hs car 2meet he's grlfrnd
da grlfrnd hada puppy 4 hs brday supprize
da grl ws waitn n de gardan 4 de boi 2 come
de puppy runs out de g8, grl screems n runs aftr it
de boi swrvd 2 mis da puppy and killd hs grlfrnd
boi ws so sad he kild himslf.
Da puppy goes 2 der grave n crys evry nite.

xxx~*♥♥♥ Like dis if u cry evrytim ♥♥♥*~xxx