Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

SV wrote: »

The use of the quotation marks, brackets and the hashtag makes me sad.

Me too #owmyfrickineyes

I call my boyfriend boo, but only to his face... I still feel bad now though:o I also call children boo or bub endearingly sometimes, it just comes out! I don't even know where it came from, I hope it wasn't the Nelly song or I couldn't live with myself!

Trying to find some stuff to add to the thread but it seems none of the people I'm friends with have said anything idiotic lately... Must mean it's being done by me! (Well, I guess I do the boo thing so it figures... )

"I just watched that video ...... I swear the next asian person i see i dont care hu she or he is im braking there nose in **** !!! Hate gookey lil basterd they wud do and eat atin # feel like crying ;( ;( ;("

Tetra wrote: »

"Teens can be so ungrateful sometimes. My 16yr old asked me if I could get him an "individual" cheese pizza & deliver it to the high school. He was using the pizza as a mssg...asking a girl to homecoming. So of course, I get there & he's looking at me like I just committed a crime. "This is it?" he asked...hello???? Individual means "ONE", not I'm feeding the whole school!!!!! Uggghhh"

Wha??

A few from the same person, all liked by upwards of 40 people strangely!

'Say my neighbours absolutely hate me absolutely blaring the r music , ***** and ***** are running around like crazy kids well don't care anyways you's are all foreign ***** and were moving out tomorrow so astalavista you's weapons yeow'

'Oh my god if anyone could see me jst fall out of the shower bounced me head off the toileh seat sorest but funniest thing ever hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'

'Someone chat me - Goway you rotball'

'Hadnt got my eye on them for 2 seconds and Just walked into my kitchen and they were sitting in my droor hahaha'

'Booked my theory test today , going to get on the road and rally with the twins in the back and let the stick there heads out ye window when were on the m50 hahahahha'

Someone needs to call Social Services.

RJunior wrote: »

I had a look at this guy's homepage after he posted a missing person's alert for his cousin. By the time people realised it was a bad joke it had already been shared by over a 1,000 people and a lot of people were upset and expressing concern. Anyway he's got some gems on there including:

Gets ****in sunny and im liftin big **** off things over my head if there is a god **** u ya fat ****

20 mins and il be home munching a pizza and having a fat **** then pub yupppppp

Faggits who put up **** sayin ur a scumbag if u wear tracksuits no buddys u wear jeans and tops from penny cause ur 2 greedy to pay 100 euro for a tracksuit with yer tight jeans and knickers faggggggggssssssss

Ja ever get the feeling u just wanna slap the ****in head of some one and just spit in there face cheeky *****sss

He's a young fella from Cork. Profile pic is him in a Celtic jersey holding a knife. Legend.

New profile pic, one hand holding a pint, the other balled into a fist, big sovereign ring, demented facial expression. His last post was directed at all "Braking bad" fans and proceeded to give away in detail the entire ending to the series. Some other recent ones:

I dont think ive ever seen a full gang of girls that are all sexy theres always that one or 2 ugly ones that sre filthy things that gets used as back up the sluts - Drinking cider

Im might not be the best speller and **** but there is some slow c*nt on facebook -who you love ment to be how you love sick world hahaha

No work tonight If u see me 2 night il spit in ur face ya fatcow

Holly from geordie shore reminds me of so many people from round north side falla in love after a bit of dick and is proud ur a slut 10/10 ya fat bitch


Think its time to stay away from town do the same **** everyweek go ****y catwalk and stand by abra like a mouldy bum eatin taco fries ahha. - Playing with muself

Imagine been amish hah id die after a week no ps3 or facebook hahah

To all u mother****aaassss drink and enjoying yer cans or pints I hope ye get the first of the keg so ye can **** all over yer gafs rats haha

im praying to god im not workin friday night I need a nice pint or 10

Come on united batter um this time

Who wants to go bushin did go gatin round the gaf in ages

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Please tell me that was written by some besotted parent on behalf of their small child.

Unfortunately not. It is the status of an 18 year old girl. She actually tagged her boyfriend at the end of it.

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

"Fry for brekkie, sun shining, a walk in the park feeding the duckys and spagetti bolognese for dindins, great day "

What happened next ffs, don't leave us hanging. :mad:

A 25 year old aquaintance of mine:

'Is getting really annoyed with the council house exchange i hav a 3bd and 7kids wanting a 4 or 5 bed no smaller so y people with 2 bedroom flats keep nudging me thick sh!ts'

'People have nothing better to do then talk about me 4 havin 7 kids so what I bring them them all up may have another 4 just to p!ss them off they will have more to talk about then'

'So my 2yr old decided to strol of while i was in the co op only relised wen the shop assistant comes over askin if he belongs to me he waz behind the til filling his pockets with fags nt the best parenting moment!'

'Bull sh!tters wil get there whats coming to them u mark my words!'

Sigh.