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skeleton_boy · 16-08-2013 03:50PM

Punk is not a fashion and it is not a commodity. Every time you sanitize it we will re infect it. Every time you clean it up, we will dirty it again. It is essentially two words. The first word is “****” and the second word is “you”. Not because we are not capable of saying so much more, but because you are not capable of understanding any thing less!

This was cringe enough when you were 15 but this guy is 21 now.

RJunior · 16-08-2013 04:07PM

I had a look at this guy's homepage after he posted a missing person's alert for his cousin. By the time people realised it was a bad joke it had already been shared by over a 1,000 people and a lot of people were upset and expressing concern. Anyway he's got some gems on there including:

Gets ****in sunny and im liftin big **** off things over my head if there is a god **** u ya fat ****

20 mins and il be home munching a pizza and having a fat **** then pub yupppppp

Faggits who put up **** sayin ur a scumbag if u wear tracksuits no buddys u wear jeans and tops from penny cause ur 2 greedy to pay 100 euro for a tracksuit with yer tight jeans and knickers faggggggggssssssss

Ja ever get the feeling u just wanna slap the ****in head of some one and just spit in there face cheeky *****sss

He's a young fella from Cork. Profile pic is him in a Celtic jersey holding a knife. Legend.

spankysue · 16-08-2013 06:38PM

Im not racist but i was watchin a house for a while 2 see who wud get it,,most of my friends are waitin on corperation houses,and another coloured couple got it,ireland wud fukin really want to look after there own......unreal.

I knew this was going to be bad when it started with "I'm not racist but...."

This person is actually mental I think, she starts Facebook fights with people, names them and everything and goes on huge rants about who she's fighting with, usually they hate her because their boyfriends have tried it on with her in the past but she turned them down......

I only keep her on my friends list for the hilarious drama

Festy · 16-08-2013 07:14PM

RJunior wrote: »

I had a look at this guy's homepage after he posted a missing person's alert for his cousin. By the time people realised it was a bad joke it had already been shared by over a 1,000 people and a lot of people were upset and expressing concern. Anyway he's got some gems on there including:

Gets ****in sunny and im liftin big **** off things over my head if there is a god **** u ya fat ****

20 mins and il be home munching a pizza and having a fat **** then pub yupppppp

Faggits who put up **** sayin ur a scumbag if u wear tracksuits no buddys u wear jeans and tops from penny cause ur 2 greedy to pay 100 euro for a tracksuit with yer tight jeans and knickers faggggggggssssssss

Ja ever get the feeling u just wanna slap the ****in head of some one and just spit in there face cheeky *****sss

He's a young fella from Cork. Profile pic is him in a Celtic jersey holding a knife. Legend.

Just die you inbred chav

krudler · 16-08-2013 07:20PM

RJunior wrote: »

I had a look at this guy's homepage after he posted a missing person's alert for his cousin. By the time people realised it was a bad joke it had already been shared by over a 1,000 people and a lot of people were upset and expressing concern. Anyway he's got some gems on there including:

Gets ****in sunny and im liftin big **** off things over my head if there is a god **** u ya fat ****

20 mins and il be home munching a pizza and having a fat **** then pub yupppppp

Faggits who put up **** sayin ur a scumbag if u wear tracksuits no buddys u wear jeans and tops from penny cause ur 2 greedy to pay 100 euro for a tracksuit with yer tight jeans and knickers faggggggggssssssss

Ja ever get the feeling u just wanna slap the ****in head of some one and just spit in there face cheeky *****sss

He's a young fella from Cork. Profile pic is him in a Celtic jersey holding a knife. Legend.

Best contraceptive ad I've ever seen

pauliebdub · 16-08-2013 07:23PM

A grown man just posted this on my feed.

December2012 · 16-08-2013 07:34PM

pauliebdub wrote: »

A grown man just posted this on my feed.

I want to see the 10 comments!

pauliebdub · 16-08-2013 07:41PM

December2012 wrote: »

I want to see the 10 comments!

I don't want to identify the commentators, none of whom I know personally. They're all general "that's cute" type comments.

Seans_Username · 16-08-2013 07:43PM

pauliebdub wrote: »

A grown man just posted this on my feed.

If you think that's weird then look at Gerry Adams' Twitter

Here's the most recent of his adventures with 'Ted'

pauliebdub · 16-08-2013 07:46PM

Seans_Username wrote: »

If you think that's weird then look at Gerry Adams' Twitter

Here's the most recent of his adventures with 'Ted'

He's with kids so that's fine, my boy is travelling alone afaik.

manyoung · 16-08-2013 09:18PM

"I want to shift my sister"

Sky King · 16-08-2013 09:24PM

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

My lesbian neighbors bought me a watch for my birthday.

I think they misunderstood what I asked for

A huge clock?

harney · 16-08-2013 09:25PM

manyoung wrote: »

"I want to shift my sister"

Don't bother.

Sinfonia · 16-08-2013 09:45PM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

Reminds me of the 'Volvic Challenge' ad, with the douchebag drinking a moderate amount of water for two weeks or something: "Just gonna nip out for a cheeky Volvic!" Urrrrgh.

EDIT: Here it is. If you've never seen it, prepare for hatred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOxtWKM4Yeo

SV · 16-08-2013 09:51PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Reminds me of the 'Volvic Challenge' ad, with the douchebag drinking a moderate amount of water for two weeks or something: "Just gonna nip out for a cheeky Volvic!" Urrrrgh.

EDIT: Here it is. If you've never seen it, prepare for hatred.

It's the 'cheeky volvic' part of that ad that annoys me so much, it's feckin water for gods sake. There's nothing cheeky about it!

I wanna see a smirnoff vodka ad where they do it in the same way, cos having a sneaky naggin makes sense.

Sinfonia · 16-08-2013 10:08PM

SV wrote: »

It's the 'cheeky volvic' part of that ad that annoys me so much, it's feckin water for gods sake. There's nothing cheeky about it!

I wanna see a smirnoff vodka ad where they do it in the same way, cos having a sneaky naggin makes sense.

Even then, sneaky makes sense, but cheeky?

SV · 16-08-2013 10:14PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Even then, sneaky makes sense, but cheeky?

I didn't even notice I'd wrote sneaky..GAH THE WHOLE THING MAKES NO SENSE.

Putting me off Volvic even more, like I wanted volcano water anyway, warm water is rotten.

princess-lala · 16-08-2013 10:31PM

Got my newist accesorie fitted today, a colostomie bag

apparently their all the rage.

Dunno which is worse, the spelling or the fact this has been announced on Facebook!

kraggy · 16-08-2013 10:35PM

princess-lala wrote: »

Got my newist accesorie fitted today, a colostomie bag apparently their all the rage.

Dunno which is worse, the spelling or the fact this has been announced on Facebook!

Louis Poo-ton?

FreeFallin94 · 16-08-2013 11:03PM

So the girl I posted about a few days ago shared a picture of four bullets with the caption "Oh I kno da perfect 4 I'd use these on if I cud !".

Such a charming, pleasant young woman she is.

December2012 · 16-08-2013 11:04PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

So the crazy girl I posted about a few days ago shared a picture of four bullets with the caption "Oh I kno da perfect 4 I'd use these on if I cud !".

Such a charming, pleasant young woman she is.

Eh, you had best hope she doesn't spot you relaying her shīte on here then!

yerwanthere123 · 16-08-2013 11:45PM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

#inspirational #yolo

TheChevron · 17-08-2013 12:38AM

"That awkward moment when you lose 20 euro and then find 50 euro

"

The awkward moment when you realise that your moment wasn't a bit awkward.

iDave · 17-08-2013 03:04PM

'Day 5....I'm still alive'

spankysue · 17-08-2013 03:05PM

From the same person that brought you "I'm not racist but.."

Get justice 4 Lola Bernicky,,,she has a right,as she is the victim of this abuse,shame on person who cud hit and abuse a baby as cute as this,she needs 2 be heard x

Is it ok to hit and abuse ugly babies then? I'm confused.

EuskalHerria · 17-08-2013 03:35PM

spankysue wrote: »

From the same person that brought you "I'm not racist but.."

Is it ok to hit and abuse ugly babies then? I'm confused.

Along the same lines. "Stupid babies need the most attention".

DipStick McSwindler · 19-08-2013 04:25PM

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kunst nugget · 19-08-2013 04:33PM

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Forgot I applied for the CAO, got offered Childcare in Blanch! No thaaaanks, I'm gonna be the next Beyonce doing music in Ballyfermot yayaya! "

Yeah love, cause Beyonce went to Ballyfermot PLC Course for The Autistic.

Stop polluting the gene pool!!!

Hey, at least you know now she wouldn't be dumbing your kids down by osmosis through minding them. Every cloud and all that.

Richard Hillman · 19-08-2013 04:35PM

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Forgot I applied for the CAO, got offered Childcare in Blanch! No thaaaanks, I'm gonna be the next Beyonce doing music in Ballyfermot yayaya! "

Yeah love, cause Beyonce went to Ballyfermot PLC Course for The Autistic.

Stop polluting the gene pool!!!

Thank feck. A victory for society.

**Vai** · 19-08-2013 05:53PM

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Forgot I applied for the CAO, got offered Childcare in Blanch! No thaaaanks, I'm gonna be the next Beyonce doing music in Ballyfermot yayaya! "

That, to me, says; I wasnt expecting to pass the leaving so now im gonna go ahead with my plan of wasting a year anyway.

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