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iDave

2 Irish lads arguing about English cities while a great Irish sporting occasion takes place

Irish Man Utd Fan > Irish Liverpool Fan
The same ******* who sang busby and munich songs is giving out??? Rubbish

ILF I sang Busby and Munich songs???

ILF When was this Mr.****? Just because you're club are falling to pieces and you have a manager who is clearly out of his depth, does not mean you get to act the idiot! 7 points from 6 games... In Moyes We Trust!!!!

IMUF Lives in a box eh? Don't lie ***. You've wished injuries on players and sang about the dead. Keep your daily mail muck to yourself. You're no better than the Sun.

IFL Wishing injuries yes, sang about the dead, I think not! Daily Mail muck? **** off back in your box ****! A nothing club with nothing to kook forward to, an aging squad and manager who hasnt clue!

IMUF So you've never sang 'lives in a box matt busby'. Go on and lie

ILF Oh quite possibly sang that one alright, back in my youthful, uneducated days! Jesus ***, you're in great form! Can't wait to see what you're like when you're beloved team get another spanking mid week!

IMUF So you're admitting you have a history of singing songs about the dead in a footballing capacity, and then denied it. Now you've admitted it. I think the only one getting a spanking is you sir. A moral spanking

ILF Yes, I sang that awful chat about Sir Matt, and George Best, when I was a kid who didn't know any better. I admit I was a cock and immature. But that's in the past. Now go away ****! I'm sure you have some sorrows to drown my friend! Enjoy 12th place Dick!!

IMUF A kid? When do you think this was? 91? That would make sense given your dogged devotion to a team that hasn't been a domestic force since then. What time is your Ultras/Klan meeting tonight?

ILF Would have been 19, everyone is a dickhead when they are 19.... Some just don't outgrow it, isn't that right Mr. ****? Klan meeting is at midnight of course! My hood is in the dryer! You've had enough of my time on this subject now! Good day sir!!!

IMUF Its night time ****

Friend 1 Is this argument about football? I can't actually tell

IMUF Ah just ol' **** taking the bait.

ILF It's just **** venting his anger towards David Moyes out on me. In all seriousness, he is the equivalent of when we got Woy!!

IMUF ******* is a minister in the Westboro Baptist Church

ILF I don't even know what that is ****, so that was wasted! Anyway, good night Mr.****! I'm outa here!

IMUF Keep it clean **** No more bold chants. Off ya run now

Big Nasty

Am I alone in not getting any of the three posts above!?!

A Brad Maddox Guy

iDave wrote: »

2 Irish lads arguing about English cities while a great Irish sporting occasion takes place

Is this a dumb Facebook chat because of the content or because it's not about the hurling? Just cos you're Irish doesn't mean you have to like Irish sport.

iDave

A Brad Maddox Guy wrote: »

Is this a dumb Facebook chat because of the content or because it's not about the hurling? Just cos you're Irish doesn't mean you have to like Irish sport.

Fair enough just on a high after the watching the final. The conversation is pathetic regardless of what else is on the TV

A Brad Maddox Guy

iDave wrote: »

Fair enough just on a high after the watching the final. The conversation is pathetic regardless of what else is on the TV

Haha that is true. I hate seeing United and Liverpool fans having pot shots at each other. And while I'm not interested in any GAA I can appreciate that both final and replay were fantastic games

Liam McPoyle

This HUGE spider ran across the carpet. Stopped and we looked at each other, and i said 'Go on your way dude. No danger here. It's all cool little spidey'. 30 minutes later my cat coughs up Spidey, and he starts trying to walk but he only has like 3 legs left that work. Then he just batters him to death with his fat clumsy lardy spastic cat paws. Wot a dik m8.

Richard Hillman

iDave wrote: »

2 Irish lads arguing about English cities while a great Irish sporting occasion takes place

Irish Man Utd Fan > Irish Liverpool Fan
The same ******* who sang busby and munich songs is giving out??? Rubbish

ILF I sang Busby and Munich songs???

ILF When was this Mr.****? Just because you're club are falling to pieces and you have a manager who is clearly out of his depth, does not mean you get to act the idiot! 7 points from 6 games... In Moyes We Trust!!!!

IMUF Lives in a box eh? Don't lie ***. You've wished injuries on players and sang about the dead. Keep your daily mail muck to yourself. You're no better than the Sun.

IFL Wishing injuries yes, sang about the dead, I think not! Daily Mail muck? **** off back in your box ****! A nothing club with nothing to kook forward to, an aging squad and manager who hasnt clue!

IMUF So you've never sang 'lives in a box matt busby'. Go on and lie

ILF Oh quite possibly sang that one alright, back in my youthful, uneducated days! Jesus ***, you're in great form! Can't wait to see what you're like when you're beloved team get another spanking mid week!

IMUF So you're admitting you have a history of singing songs about the dead in a footballing capacity, and then denied it. Now you've admitted it. I think the only one getting a spanking is you sir. A moral spanking

ILF Yes, I sang that awful chat about Sir Matt, and George Best, when I was a kid who didn't know any better. I admit I was a cock and immature. But that's in the past. Now go away ****! I'm sure you have some sorrows to drown my friend! Enjoy 12th place Dick!!

IMUF A kid? When do you think this was? 91? That would make sense given your dogged devotion to a team that hasn't been a domestic force since then. What time is your Ultras/Klan meeting tonight?

ILF Would have been 19, everyone is a dickhead when they are 19.... Some just don't outgrow it, isn't that right Mr. ****? Klan meeting is at midnight of course! My hood is in the dryer! You've had enough of my time on this subject now! Good day sir!!!

IMUF Its night time ****

Friend 1 Is this argument about football? I can't actually tell

IMUF Ah just ol' **** taking the bait.

ILF It's just **** venting his anger towards David Moyes out on me. In all seriousness, he is the equivalent of when we got Woy!!

IMUF ******* is a minister in the Westboro Baptist Church

ILF I don't even know what that is ****, so that was wasted! Anyway, good night Mr.****! I'm outa here!

IMUF Keep it clean **** No more bold chants. Off ya run now

Looks like they are users of the football section of Boards.

cherryghost

I just... what... my brain.

Some females fokes disgurst me ds days, dey ofter choose 2 beliv d fact dt dere re no altanativ ways of comin out of dia finacial dificulties nd dt d onlyway is 2 open dia precious hole 4 an old man insid a jeep in a brode day light just 2 get dt money, whereby her boyfrnd nd parent re sayin she is in an xyz privat university, wat a shame 2 ladies.

coolhull

What the fcuk was that all about?

December2012

coolhull wrote: »

What the fcuk was that all about?

Somebody bemoaning the fact that some women are prostitutes.

Paddy Cow

December2012 wrote: »

Somebody bemoaning the fact that some women are prostitutes.

It wasn't clear though if they are using the money to go to private university or pretending to go to private university?

wnolan1992

The amount of people posting "OMG I swear if anyone ruins d end of Breaking Bad for me on dis im gonna break your face!"

We get it, you watch a popular TV show. No one cares.

secondrowgal

wnolan1992 wrote: »

The amount of people posting "OMG I swear if anyone ruins d end of Breaking Bad for me on dis im gonna break your face!"

We get it, you watch a popular TV show. No one cares.

I care.... :eek::D

kunst nugget

wnolan1992 wrote: »

The amount of people posting "OMG I swear if anyone ruins d end of Breaking Bad for me on dis im gonna break your face!"

We get it, you watch a popular TV show. No one cares.

Sue Ellen waking up to find Bobby in the shower and the whole season being a dream really fúcked with my head.

saltyjack silverblade

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is what it's called the present".

kunst nugget

saltyjack silverblade wrote: »

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is what it's called the present".

Usually posted by someone surrounded by cats and the bitter silence of their empty lives.

Crooked Jack

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

The guy would rather continue watching a "fillum" rather than have sex with his girlfriend.

Oh right, i thought it was like a reference to how he was gonna "fill her up good" or something. Why do people feel they have to write like that on that cunt of a website?

Crooked Jack

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Not really a dumb status but more of an "awe" one.
A girl I know posted this on LGBT Ireland.
"How do i tell my Mammy i'm bi? im really scared."
A few minutes later her mother replies...
"Baby I love you no matter who you love."
Made me aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Lol :P


Saw this today too,
"Plowin wuzz unreal, had de banter wit de boys didnt get caught with de vodka ha"

Must have been some status to leave you in awe of it.

Tetra

"I find great amusement in the fact that some characters with too much time on their hands due to lack of an actual real job, try to make poor attempts at diminishing my relationship with my boo. It is entertaining that any time a battle of wits surfaces that said person either tries to attack my character, my boo's character or our relationship!! LOL! Im seriously beginning to think this guy wants to blow my man as much as he likes my mans name in his mouth! Jealousy is flattery and you should be jelly....."

Newaglish

Boo?! Ugh

Billy86

Newaglish wrote: »

Boo?! Ugh

Got to love the Irish people who are convinced they like inside a Kelly Rowland/Nelly duet from 10-12 years back.

EuskalHerria

Newaglish wrote: »

Boo?! Ugh

I know, it's a terrible attempt to scare people before Halloween.

wnolan1992

Newaglish wrote: »

Boo?! Ugh

When I come to power, anyone who refers to the person they're banging as "boo" will be shot on site and buried in an unmarked grave in the Wicklow mountains...

coolhull

Tetra wrote: »

"I find great amusement in the fact that some characters with too much time on their hands due to lack of an actual real job, try to make poor attempts at diminishing my relationship with my boo. It is entertaining that any time a battle of wits surfaces that said person either tries to attack my character, my boo's character or our relationship!! LOL! Im seriously beginning to think this guy wants to blow my man as much as he likes my mans name in his mouth! Jealousy is flattery and you should be jelly....."

Apart from the silly word ''Boo'', doesn't it make a nice change to see all words and grammer are used perfectly.
English mustn't be their first language :)

Quazzie

Just seen this on my newsfeed
https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/157957/274336.jpg

/Facepalm

Pherekydes

Started Xmas shopping 2day — feeling excited.

From the sister of this one.

SV

"Breaking Bad from start to finish season 1-5 for sale u must hav a USB stick an a way to play it 20e the lot"

Yep, this guy is literally selling Breaking Bad that's been downloaded for €20..and you must provide your own USB stick :eek:

krudler

SV wrote: »

"Breaking Bad from start to finish season 1-5 for sale u must hav a USB stick an a way to play it 20e the lot"

Yep, this guy is literally selling Breaking Bad that's been downloaded for €20..and you must provide your own USB stick :eek:

or get netflix for free for a month, moron. why would ANYONE pay for something downloaded off the net?

cantdecide

In Dunnes my son shouts:"Mom can i have a vibrator"? Me:"What????? No ssshhhhhh....." Son: But you have one!" Me (mortified)What?, no i don't, what the hell are you on about!!(people are staring) #heshowsmeavibratingtoothbrush! (people roaring laughin)

wnolan1992

SV wrote: »

"Breaking Bad from start to finish season 1-5 for sale u must hav a USB stick an a way to play it 20e the lot"

Yep, this guy is literally selling Breaking Bad that's been downloaded for €20..and you must provide your own USB stick :eek:

Wow... is it the late 90's?