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michellie · 19-09-2013 09:51AM

maximoose wrote: »

The amount of muppets today posting screenshots of ios7 thinking they are special. Jesus wept.

This!

"Omg it's like a new phone"

Every.single.one.of.them. shut up no one cares !!!

Mars Bar · 19-09-2013 10:10AM

ronan45 wrote: »

"Ugh Sick me , staying in bed today, Feel and look like death:("
<<<<Puts up Awesome angle, self flattering, Selfie attached to comment for everyone to see>>>>

Hmmm call me stupid but you look like you have a full face of make up.
a saucy boob showing top, and your hair is GH_D'd out of it, with a trout pout..... :rolleyes:
Wish I looked that amazing when i get ill :rolleyes:

I really hope someone commented along the lines of, "jesus, you look rough alright".

ronan45 · 19-09-2013 10:27AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILKf3DGv0oc

Someone I know put this link up, Comments from his mates include

"Dirty pigs protecting them skum in leinster"
"Animals dey are should be ashamed to be wearing them uniformzs"

Right time to delete some people from my friends list lol

SCHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

coolhull · 19-09-2013 10:32AM

They can spell 'protecting' but not 'scum' ? What kind of school did they attend?

19-09-2013 10:34AM

Mars Bar wrote: »

I really hope someone commented along the lines of, "jesus, you look rough alright".

That would be awesome

Love2love · 21-09-2013 09:37PM

Just got my hands on 2 hill tickets for Sunday! Woohoo!! I've never been to a Dubs match before... Anyone got a loan of a jersey?

coolhull · 21-09-2013 09:49PM

Love2love wrote: »

Just got my hands on 2 hill tickets for Sunday! Woohoo!! I've never been to a Dubs match before... Anyone got a loan of a jersey?

I reckon you could offer a jersey for the two tickets, and he/she would be delighted.

Love2love · 21-09-2013 10:08PM

coolhull wrote: »

I reckon you could offer a jersey for the two tickets, and he/she would be delighted.

It was a joke but apparently people didnt get it. It ended up on 98fm's FB page causing murder

Tetra · 23-09-2013 12:16AM

"****ing hell broad daylight steamed windows fecking some women and their "drives" xxxx"

Queen-Mise · 23-09-2013 07:36PM

Asking for a job on FB using text speak:

any1 no wher i cud try for work placement , im doing a social care course nd need placement for 3months i tried *****, but ther booked up .. any other places about? im not from ******so have no idea of ny place.. thanks x

Could you honestly suggest anywhere for her to go....

Richard Hillman · 23-09-2013 08:43PM

One of the local skangers. Not friends with him, just heard about it

"I acctually loved you for ages .... But the next time i see you girl or not ur getting a dropkick u mouthing lil nacker !!!!!!!!"

Threatening women is bad enough but the sickest part was 23 Likes, including women :mad:

SV · 23-09-2013 08:54PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

One of the local skangers. Friends with him, just heard about it

"I acctually loved you for ages .... But the next time i see you girl or not ur getting a dropkick u mouthing lil nacker !!!!!!!!"

Threatening women is bad enough but the sickest part was 23 Likes, including women :mad:

Why wouldn't women like it?

take everything · 23-09-2013 09:04PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Asking for a job on FB using text speak:

Could you honestly suggest anywhere for her to go....

A library.

coolhull · 23-09-2013 09:11PM

''It could be worse, you could have been a Man Utd fan from Mayo.''

jonnyfingers · 24-09-2013 10:20AM

A few weeks ago a friend of mine put up a picture of her flight tickets when she was in the airport about to leave for Mexico.

One of her friends commented on it later - "OMG just saw the date on your tickets, 12 Sep!!!! :eek: You're brave getting in a plane!"

9/12 - never forget.

Amirani · 24-09-2013 09:27PM

This comes from a relation of mine:

**** sake broke for the next two weeks and i just got envited to 4 for much intisapted 21st's, what a load a bolox!

coolhull · 24-09-2013 09:46PM

But not ''intisipated'' enough to keep a few quid for the 21st, despite being ''envited''

MonkstownHoop · 24-09-2013 09:52PM

So board I myt jst go te bed

Lisha · 24-09-2013 09:54PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

So board I myt jst go te bed

Was it followed by a
'b dere in a min Hun?'

Lisha · 24-09-2013 10:00PM

coolhull wrote: »

But not ''intisipated'' enough to keep a few quid for the 21st, despite being ''envited''

Reading the status from NiallSparky is best done in a South African (think die hard baddie ) accent .

coolhull · 24-09-2013 10:01PM

Lisha wrote: »

Was it followed by a
'b dere in a min Hun?'

Or ''kant mek it rite nw but I gnna pm ya in a minit hun..hang in dere'' ?

EuskalHerria · 24-09-2013 10:03PM

Lisha wrote: »

Reading the status from NiallSparky is best done in a South African (think die hard baddie ) accent .

I have to ask, which of the Die Hard villains was South African?

Lisha · 24-09-2013 10:07PM

coolhull wrote: »

Or ''kant mek it rite nw but I gnna pm ya in a minit hun..hang in dere'' ?

Or 'warm up the leaba 4me'

I've seen couples in fb with the 'in bed waitin 4 ma hunny' posts .
They should be shot .

One girl posted 'I'm waiting xxxx in bed 4u'
Legend of a boyf replies 'in a bit fillum gud'

I lol'd for days . . Literally

Lisha · 24-09-2013 10:09PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

I have to ask, which of the Die Hard villains was South African?

The one with patsy kensit. The were looking for lost koogerand

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_Weapon_2

EuskalHerria · 24-09-2013 10:18PM

Lisha wrote: »

The one with patsy kensit. The were looking for lost koogerand

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_Weapon_2

You've confused die hard and lethal weapon?

For your own information I've reported your post and PM'd a mod for a permanent ban. Sorry it's come to this.

Lisha · 24-09-2013 10:32PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

You've confused die hard and lethal weapon?

For your own information I've reported your post and PM'd a mod for a permanent ban. Sorry it's come to this.

Oh I'm so sorry. I just hope my husband never finds out. The shock, he'd never recover.

EuskalHerria · 24-09-2013 11:11PM

Lisha wrote: »

Oh I'm so sorry. I just hope my husband never finds out. The shock, he'd never recover.

I'd imagine it plays out similar to this. Your contribution at :35 seconds and his to follow :P

ronan45 · 25-09-2013 04:05PM

Our baby just died !!! :eek:
BETTER UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS FOR LIKES AND COMMENTS!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2153253/Drug-addict-parents-gave-23-month-old-son-methadone-like-Calpol-died-overdose.html

keith16 · 25-09-2013 04:11PM

ronan45 wrote: »

Our baby just died !!! :eek:
BETTER UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS FOR LIKES AND COMMENTS!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2153253/Drug-addict-parents-gave-23-month-old-son-methadone-like-Calpol-died-overdose.html

That's honestly one of the most sickening things I have ever read :mad:

Fluorescence · 25-09-2013 07:44PM

ronan45 wrote: »

Our baby just died !!! :eek:
BETTER UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS FOR LIKES AND COMMENTS!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2153253/Drug-addict-parents-gave-23-month-old-son-methadone-like-Calpol-died-overdose.html

Make that, "I just killed my son, better get some likes for this on facebook"

I actually feel heartbroken reading that article. The poor child never stood a chance