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wnolan1992

Maybe she's a talented singer?

Maybe she WANTS to do the PLC course?

As long as she's happy who are ye to sh*t all over it?

And don't sh*t all over PLCs either just because ye think ye're above them.

**Vai**

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Maybe she's a talented singer?

Maybe she WANTS to do the PLC course?

As long as she's happy who are ye to sh*t all over it?

And don't sh*t all over PLCs either just because ye think ye're above them.

Maybe shes not.

Maybe shes doing anything she can to please her parents.

I can be hypothetical too.

Never said theres anything wrong with doing music or a plc course.

kunst nugget

Maybe she's a secret agent going undercover into the murky world of Irish Pub Bands?

Maybe she can sing the alphabet backwards while drinking a glass of water?

Maybe she fell in love with a hamster when she was five but was left broken-hearted when he ran off with next door's rabbit?

In this topsy-turvy world, who knows for sure…

wnolan1992

**Vai** wrote: »

Never said theres anything wrong with doing music or a plc course.

If that's not the intention behind remarks like:

wasting a year

Ballyfermot PLC Course for The Autistic.

then I apologise.

**Vai**

wnolan1992 wrote: »

If that's not the intention behind remarks like:





then I apologise.

Second quote isnt even mine and yeah, doing a music course straight out of school when she could be doing a course that gets her a job at the end is a waste.

wnolan1992

**Vai** wrote: »

Second quote isnt even mine and yeah, doing a music course straight out of school when she could be doing a course that gets her a job at the end is a waste.

Didn't say they were both yours. I was directing it at everyone.

Also:

Never said theres anything wrong with doing music or a plc course.

music course straight out of school when she could be doing a course that gets her a job at the end is a waste.

But anyway, this is in danger of spiraling OT so I think we should agree to disagree and move on.

studiorat

I did music at ballyfermot. It's full of thicks.

danslevent

studiorat wrote: »

I did music at ballyfermot. It's full of thicks.

You must have fit right in so :P

Ciaran511

"Cant wait for tonight going to be deadly have me ID nall got it of sharemane . ah cant wait !! tonights gonna be dead . HUSHH . girls of got the tablets :-)))))"

wnolan1992

"share-mane"? :pac:

Newaglish

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"share-mane"? :pac:

A friend called Charmaine? It's the best I can do

Grayson

Just saw someone post this. It makes me sad to think I know people this stupid. It should be a criminal offence to promote fake cancer cures.

MIRACLE DRINK ... KILLS CANCER CELLS TOO.....MUST READ :

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long
ago.It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the
attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer.

He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored,and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.

It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple.

You need one beet root, one carrot and one apple that
combine together to make the JUICE! Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and
immediately you drink the juice.

You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.
This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:

1. Prevent cancer cells to develop.It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney,pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer
as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood
pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation.Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant.It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9.pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily
absorbed.Very effective if you need to loose weight.You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine.

Zombee

"Share this if you have or had the best Mother in the World."

Vaguebooking: "You really crack me up "
Noone commented or 'liked'

I have lots of Despicable Me and other game notifications popping up, even though they have been blocked already :mad: and there's usually one of these doing the rounds:

http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Two-Hours-Into-My-First-Day-Of-Work-As.jpg

AlanS181824

Good God I love this thread!


See this on Facebook all the time.

"Doin sum Hoes lyk if yhu wan 1, onli doin de onez i want doe. X"


-.-

DipStick McSwindler

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coolhull

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Good God I love this thread!


See this on Facebook all the time.

"Doin sum Hoes lyk if yhu wan 1, onli doin de onez i want doe. X"


-.-

Translator required again please! I definitely have to return to my Craptalk classes. Something about hoes. A keen gardener, maybe?

miamee

coolhull wrote: »

Translator required again please! I definitely have to return to my Craptalk classes. Something about hoes. A keen gardener, maybe?

Shagging some girls, 'like' if you want one, only shagging the ones I want though *kiss*

January

miamee wrote: »

Shagging some girls, 'like' if you want one, only shagging the ones I want though *kiss*

Haha nah HO's are "Honest Opinions"... all my little cousins do their HO's every day... annoys the crap out of me... Also the one that constantly spams us with her ask.fm links "ask me something!"

miamee

January wrote: »

Haha nah HO's are "Honest Opinions"... all my little cousins do their HO's every day... annoys the crap out of me... Also the one that constantly spams us with her ask.fm links "ask me something!"

Bahaha - I'm so out of touch with the kids these days :o:D

kunst nugget

January wrote: »

Haha nah HO's are "Honest Opinions"... all my little cousins do their HO's every day... annoys the crap out of me... Also the one that constantly spams us with her ask.fm links "ask me something!"

Honest Opinions?!?! Back in my day, we talked about other people behind their backs while playing the penny whistle and chasing dogs through fields of hay. Pah! The youth of today…

Toto Wolfcastle

January wrote: »

Haha nah HO's are "Honest Opinions"... all my little cousins do their HO's every day... annoys the crap out of me... Also the one that constantly spams us with her ask.fm links "ask me something!"

I preferred it when I thought he was shagging a load of hoes.

AlanS181824

Yeah a HO is an hoesnt opinion, you put up a status asking for HOs and if people want one they like the status..I think :P

Edit: Dafuq is an hones't :P

coolhull

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Facebukkers: not always moronic. Mostly, yes, but not always....

miamee

Lol, friend's sister has just been fraped

Got d most amazing news this mornin FINALLY got accepted ta go on embarassing bodied hopefully it'll sort out my constant hair growth problem under my arms, da feckin PONG off it — feeling rough

miamee

Lol, friend's sister has just been fraped

Got d most amazing news this mornin FINALLY got accepted ta go on embarassing bodied hopefully it'll sort out my constant hair growth problem under my arms, da feckin PONG off it — feeling rough

sinead88

Right, this is a long one but well worth the read. It's an album description from a girl who constantly has updates similar to this one. Her page provides endless entertainment.

"wel wat can i say, nva laughed so much in my life, 3am start, 2 hrs sleep, in airport 1st drink at 5am, boarding at 6.25am stil drinking at 6.05am , running about 3 miles to catch plane, last ppl on, every1 seated and seat belts on, last 5 fools holding the plane up lol, gr8 start,using the tube, wrg train, wrg platform finally got used to it lol , bit of sightseeing, bus tour around London, Westminster abbey picture picure "oh ****e dats d parliament" lol, thanks christine lol, we wer rigt feckin tourists, Buckingham palace, got bk on bus 4 HOURS l8tr stil on bus, 3 full same tour round , stil on d bus, we know al d history stil, cud of taking a job on the bus, we knew so much by end, checked into hotel, wrg room, nu room in basement 2 PLUGS in room lol, birthday dinner, few drinks, photos in fone boxes, walking miles looking for club, met a luvly cork man, raining, hme to bed, up early, London dungeons 2 hrs queuing, plenty of scares and spooks, water, luvly ride in the end, heart pumping, looking for food, walking, mor westminister abbey mor Buckingham palace, mor walking, mor tube, rest in hotel, got ready for session, shoulder vodka, bttle of wine in hotel, drinking on tube, very classy, oxford street, SOHO, dinner, clubbing, lights on a 1am, al ovr, out on the st, move to nu club, 2 miles away, 200 ppl walking to nu club, queuing, taking ages, very posh club, rappers ordering bttles and bttls of grey goose vodka, sparklers flying, dancing, heat, sweating, mor dancing, 5 pound bttle of water (sick), taxi hme, tired nxt morning, checkout at 11am, mor walking, oxford st shopping, mor food good old english pie, tube to catch bus, 3/4 hrs waiting at bus stop, no bus, rang helpline, sud hav pre-booked return journey, panicking, 6.45pm, plane leaving at 8.30, no money, looking for atm, looking for currency exchange, flagged dwn taxi, 130pound taxi journey, arrived at 7.30, luvly taxi man, took 115pound, gav everythin we had n purse lol, running throw airport, security, 1 bag of liquids, pure ****e, body scanner, Christine bagged searched 3 times lol, walking to plane, queuing again, trying to fit bag n ryanair holder lol, stuck ," b grand", on plane, bk hme finally, so sad to leave, LONDON i wil b back wat a trip hehe — in London, England."

sinead88

Right, this is a long one but well worth the read. It's an album description from a girl who constantly has updates similar to this one. Her page provides endless entertainment.

"wel wat can i say, nva laughed so much in my life, 3am start, 2 hrs sleep, in airport 1st drink at 5am, boarding at 6.25am stil drinking at 6.05am , running about 3 miles to catch plane, last ppl on, every1 seated and seat belts on, last 5 fools holding the plane up lol, gr8 start,using the tube, wrg train, wrg platform finally got used to it lol , bit of sightseeing, bus tour around London, Westminster abbey picture picure "oh ****e dats d parliament" lol, thanks christine lol, we wer rigt feckin tourists, Buckingham palace, got bk on bus 4 HOURS l8tr stil on bus, 3 full same tour round , stil on d bus, we know al d history stil, cud of taking a job on the bus, we knew so much by end, checked into hotel, wrg room, nu room in basement 2 PLUGS in room lol, birthday dinner, few drinks, photos in fone boxes, walking miles looking for club, met a luvly cork man, raining, hme to bed, up early, London dungeons 2 hrs queuing, plenty of scares and spooks, water, luvly ride in the end, heart pumping, looking for food, walking, mor westminister abbey mor Buckingham palace, mor walking, mor tube, rest in hotel, got ready for session, shoulder vodka, bttle of wine in hotel, drinking on tube, very classy, oxford street, SOHO, dinner, clubbing, lights on a 1am, al ovr, out on the st, move to nu club, 2 miles away, 200 ppl walking to nu club, queuing, taking ages, very posh club, rappers ordering bttles and bttls of grey goose vodka, sparklers flying, dancing, heat, sweating, mor dancing, 5 pound bttle of water (sick), taxi hme, tired nxt morning, checkout at 11am, mor walking, oxford st shopping, mor food good old english pie, tube to catch bus, 3/4 hrs waiting at bus stop, no bus, rang helpline, sud hav pre-booked return journey, panicking, 6.45pm, plane leaving at 8.30, no money, looking for atm, looking for currency exchange, flagged dwn taxi, 130pound taxi journey, arrived at 7.30, luvly taxi man, took 115pound, gav everythin we had n purse lol, running throw airport, security, 1 bag of liquids, pure ****e, body scanner, Christine bagged searched 3 times lol, walking to plane, queuing again, trying to fit bag n ryanair holder lol, stuck ," b grand", on plane, bk hme finally, so sad to leave, LONDON i wil b back wat a trip hehe — in London, England."

Voodoomelon

Jesus titty fúcking christ we have a winner!

yerwanthere123

sinead88 wrote: »

Right, this is a long one but well worth the read. It's an album description from a girl who constantly has updates similar to this one. Her page provides endless entertainment.

"wel wat can i say, nva laughed so much in my life, 3am start, 2 hrs sleep, in airport 1st drink at 5am, boarding at 6.25am stil drinking at 6.05am , running about 3 miles to catch plane, last ppl on, every1 seated and seat belts on, last 5 fools holding the plane up lol, gr8 start,using the tube, wrg train, wrg platform finally got used to it lol , bit of sightseeing, bus tour around London, Westminster abbey picture picure "oh ****e dats d parliament" lol, thanks christine lol, we wer rigt feckin tourists, Buckingham palace, got bk on bus 4 HOURS l8tr stil on bus, 3 full same tour round , stil on d bus, we know al d history stil, cud of taking a job on the bus, we knew so much by end, checked into hotel, wrg room, nu room in basement 2 PLUGS in room lol, birthday dinner, few drinks, photos in fone boxes, walking miles looking for club, met a luvly cork man, raining, hme to bed, up early, London dungeons 2 hrs queuing, plenty of scares and spooks, water, luvly ride in the end, heart pumping, looking for food, walking, mor westminister abbey mor Buckingham palace, mor walking, mor tube, rest in hotel, got ready for session, shoulder vodka, bttle of wine in hotel, drinking on tube, very classy, oxford street, SOHO, dinner, clubbing, lights on a 1am, al ovr, out on the st, move to nu club, 2 miles away, 200 ppl walking to nu club, queuing, taking ages, very posh club, rappers ordering bttles and bttls of grey goose vodka, sparklers flying, dancing, heat, sweating, mor dancing, 5 pound bttle of water (sick), taxi hme, tired nxt morning, checkout at 11am, mor walking, oxford st shopping, mor food good old english pie, tube to catch bus, 3/4 hrs waiting at bus stop, no bus, rang helpline, sud hav pre-booked return journey, panicking, 6.45pm, plane leaving at 8.30, no money, looking for atm, looking for currency exchange, flagged dwn taxi, 130pound taxi journey, arrived at 7.30, luvly taxi man, took 115pound, gav everythin we had n purse lol, running throw airport, security, 1 bag of liquids, pure ****e, body scanner, Christine bagged searched 3 times lol, walking to plane, queuing again, trying to fit bag n ryanair holder lol, stuck ," b grand", on plane, bk hme finally, so sad to leave, LONDON i wil b back wat a trip hehe — in London, England."

Let me guess, 57 likes with such comments as "haha ur mad girl, wat r u like :L"?

coolhull

sinead88 wrote: »

Right, this is a long one but well worth the read. It's an album description from a girl who constantly has updates similar to this one. Her page provides endless entertainment.

"wel wat can i say, nva laughed so much in my life, 3am start, 2 hrs sleep, in airport 1st drink at 5am, boarding at 6.25am stil drinking at 6.05am , running about 3 miles to catch plane, last ppl on, every1 seated and seat belts on, last 5 fools holding the plane up lol, gr8 start,using the tube, wrg train, wrg platform finally got used to it lol , bit of sightseeing, bus tour around London, Westminster abbey picture picure "oh ****e dats d parliament" lol, thanks christine lol, we wer rigt feckin tourists, Buckingham palace, got bk on bus 4 HOURS l8tr stil on bus, 3 full same tour round , stil on d bus, we know al d history stil, cud of taking a job on the bus, we knew so much by end, checked into hotel, wrg room, nu room in basement 2 PLUGS in room lol, birthday dinner, few drinks, photos in fone boxes, walking miles looking for club, met a luvly cork man, raining, hme to bed, up early, London dungeons 2 hrs queuing, plenty of scares and spooks, water, luvly ride in the end, heart pumping, looking for food, walking, mor westminister abbey mor Buckingham palace, mor walking, mor tube, rest in hotel, got ready for session, shoulder vodka, bttle of wine in hotel, drinking on tube, very classy, oxford street, SOHO, dinner, clubbing, lights on a 1am, al ovr, out on the st, move to nu club, 2 miles away, 200 ppl walking to nu club, queuing, taking ages, very posh club, rappers ordering bttles and bttls of grey goose vodka, sparklers flying, dancing, heat, sweating, mor dancing, 5 pound bttle of water (sick), taxi hme, tired nxt morning, checkout at 11am, mor walking, oxford st shopping, mor food good old english pie, tube to catch bus, 3/4 hrs waiting at bus stop, no bus, rang helpline, sud hav pre-booked return journey, panicking, 6.45pm, plane leaving at 8.30, no money, looking for atm, looking for currency exchange, flagged dwn taxi, 130pound taxi journey, arrived at 7.30, luvly taxi man, took 115pound, gav everythin we had n purse lol, running throw airport, security, 1 bag of liquids, pure ****e, body scanner, Christine bagged searched 3 times lol, walking to plane, queuing again, trying to fit bag n ryanair holder lol, stuck ," b grand", on plane, bk hme finally, so sad to leave, LONDON i wil b back wat a trip hehe — in London, England."

Oh, that London