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  • #272
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.


  • #273
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,614 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    How do French women hold their liquour?

    By the ears :P


  • #274
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public A private tutor.


  • #275
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A bloke who cries while he masturbates is a tearjerker.


  • #276
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I went to an AA meeting last night.It was full of women with no t*ts.


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  • #277
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Being bisexual doubles my chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.


  • #278
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    There are two rules in life: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.


  • #279
    thegreatiam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,869 ✭✭✭thegreatiam


    Bootup wrote: »
    Being bisexual doubles my chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.

    nope: 2*0=0 :D


  • #280
    Mossin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Mossin


    "My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
    "Bad Minton!"


  • #281
    Mossin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Mossin


    I saw two Mexicans playing basketball earlier, it was a game of Juan on Juan


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  • #282
    Lon.C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭Lon.C


    Did you hear the joke about the pizza??

    No, no I can't tell you. It's too Cheesy.


  • #283
    Eeden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
    Well, the flag is a big plus.


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