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Shortest jokes ever!

DogsFirst · 2012-03-14 18:28:36

Venison's dear isn't it? That's all I got.

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#272 03-04-2013 01:37PM

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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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#273 03-04-2013 09:38PM

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How do French women hold their liquour?

By the ears :P

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#274 06-04-2013 01:26PM

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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public A private tutor.

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#275 13-04-2013 03:04PM

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A bloke who cries while he masturbates is a tearjerker.

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#276 23-04-2013 04:06PM

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I went to an AA meeting last night.It was full of women with no t*ts.

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#277 25-04-2013 04:06PM

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Being bisexual doubles my chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.

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#278 17-05-2013 10:48AM

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There are two rules in life: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

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#279 17-05-2013 10:58AM

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Bootup wrote: »

Being bisexual doubles my chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.

nope: 2*0=0

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#280 24-05-2013 01:07AM

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"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
"Bad Minton!"

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#281 25-05-2013 02:44PM

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I saw two Mexicans playing basketball earlier, it was a game of Juan on Juan

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#282 12-06-2013 02:47PM

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Did you hear the joke about the pizza??

No, no I can't tell you. It's too Cheesy.

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#283 12-06-2013 11:19PM

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.

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