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    #212
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A pixie's not a pixie when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt. Then he's 'a goblin'.


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    #213
    Bootup
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    If athletes get athlete's foot, do workers at McDonald's get fallen arches?


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    #214
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?





    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


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    #215
    Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Dante


    Women's Football


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    #216
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Why do girls have belly-button rings? So you can hang an air freshener.


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    #217
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association


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    #218
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Constipated people don't give a ****.


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    #219
    roughneck
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭roughneck


    gay outlaw ,shot up d sheriff


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    #220
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What do a midget and a dwarf have in common.Very little.


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    #221
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Willie Stroker.


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    #222
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons


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    #223
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What do you call a dead atheist? All dressed up and no place to go!


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    #224
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What did the gay paramedic give his lover? First AIDS.


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    #225
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    The receptionist at the sperm clinic says to clients as they are leaving, "Thanks for coming!"


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    #226
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What was the best thing before sliced bread?


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    #227
    shootermacg
    Registered Users Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭shootermacg


    Bootup wrote: »
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Bread.


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    #228
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,271 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Rafa Benitez, the most unpopular caretaker since Ian Huntly

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #229
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.


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    #230
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about was legs, breasts, and thighs.


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    #231
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'


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    #232
    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,509 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The Six Million Dollar Man screwed the arse off the Bionic Woman.


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    #233
    purehoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭purehoor


    What do orphans get at Christmas?

    Lonely.


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    #234
    purehoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭purehoor


    Newton's third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.


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    #235
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I had amnesia once -- or twice


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    #236
    jimmy the car
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭jimmy the car


    Two elephants walk off a cliff....BOOM BOOM!!


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    #237
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    #238
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What is the definition of Gross? Finding a string in your bloody mary.


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    #239
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?


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    #240
    Hilly Bill
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Hilly Bill


    Ring the nearest hospital.


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    #241
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Have you heard about the uncircumcised troll? His name was Rumpled Foreskin


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