Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Drakares · 25-03-2013 5:23pm

http://i.imgur.com/QV6po8r.jpg

Who knew dough could forever meet its end?

Irishchick · 25-03-2013 6:13pm

How so Joe wrote: »

I read this in my feed today.

I... What? She is sitting next to him on the couch. Say it to him! Write it in your damn card! And capitalise your I!

We have mutual friends!!! I really like this girl but I seriously wish she would just talk to him instead of carrying out the relationship on facebook!! It's almost like they need others to validate everything!

extra gravy · 25-03-2013 7:01pm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGOEjG2CEAA6sWC.jpg:large

:eek:

M44B19 · 25-03-2013 7:10pm

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

How so Joe · 25-03-2013 7:10pm

Irishchick wrote: »

We have mutual friends!!! I really like this girl but I seriously wish she would just talk to him instead of carrying out the relationship on facebook!! It's almost like they need others to validate everything!

I really like her too, but on facebook everything she does annoys me. Gahhh.

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-03-2013 7:15pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.
[COLOR="Red"]
NSFW![/COLOR]

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

It's like Jay from the inbetweeners!

Modelling shoot with mila kunis and rihanna!

coolhull · 25-03-2013 7:28pm

extra gravy wrote: »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGOEjG2CEAA6sWC.jpg:large

:eek:

With a mother as thick as that, the poor "bby" would be much better off if it was adopted

Mr. Wong · 25-03-2013 7:35pm

There's this one clown I know and 90% of his status' consist of "that sinking feeling having to set the alarm for 6:30am", "work in the morning, how will get up at all" and "thoughts of getting up at stupid o'clock".

You're not the only person with a job you irritating prick!

Grayson · 25-03-2013 7:36pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

That has to be a pisstake. Is she some comedienne who's trying to create a viral sensation?

coolhull · 25-03-2013 7:55pm

Grayson wrote: »

That has to be a pisstake. Is she some comedienne who's trying to create a viral sensation?

Like she says, she's "propa famous now".
Is England and America really that short of super-models? Poor deluded girl, and probably Irish too. Would someone please go over for her and take her home?

On second thoughts, we have enough fcukin eejits over here already.

Bipolar Joe · 25-03-2013 8:01pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

This is GOLD.

People don't understand that I'm a witch comin from gypsie roots. If any of you low life mingers hate on me, any minute expect to scratch your genital area. yeah thats right bitchez you'll have GENITAL WARTS ya's miserable cunts

love my sexy launderette from Anne Summers

Love fartin on my hand and sniffin it! does smell nasty like mouldy eggs init

Who ever it is, they're a comic genius.

kilkenny12 · 25-03-2013 8:02pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

"Our father who aint in even holy be thy name thy kingdom come AMEN"
LOL

dark crystal · 25-03-2013 8:12pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

Brilliant

Jarrod · 25-03-2013 8:18pm

Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?

coolhull · 25-03-2013 8:58pm

Jarrod wrote: »

Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?

Sorry, no idea, But then I have no idea what most of the sh1te on FB is anyway.

wnolan1992 · 25-03-2013 9:29pm

Jarrod wrote: »

Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?

Probably one of those things to "raise awareness" of some "cause".

Jarrod · 25-03-2013 9:31pm

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Probably one of those things to "raise awareness" of some "cause".

It's clearly doing the trick so.

milltown · 26-03-2013 1:25pm

M44B19 wrote: »

This popped up on my news feed.

NSFW!

https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

I was sent that during the week too. Excellent.
What's even funnier than the statuses is the anger and bile directed at her by people who seem to take genuine umbrage that somebody so "aesthetically challenged" would dare to have any self confidence, let alone post it in public on Facebook, instead of just getting the joke.

shanec1928 · 26-03-2013 5:30pm

"outa da twn fr da weekend

da dam ere we cum

"

an old one there were a few more gems i was looking for but they were deleted .

yerwanthere123 · 26-03-2013 11:13pm

"Strangly happy 2 b bak 2 work, I kinda feel bad tho 4 da people who want 2 but cant find work, its ****ed up lyk, wat was once a gr8 nation led by the greatest leaders a country could ask for full of proud hard workin people, reduced 2 broke, jobless people ruled by greedy rich polititions! It makes me sick nd Its not right!!!"

The voice of a generation.

Boombastic · 26-03-2013 11:20pm

Are you friends with Bertie?

Mr. Wong · 27-03-2013 12:21am

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Strangly happy 2 b bak 2 work, I kinda feel bad tho 4 da people who want 2 but cant find work, its ****ed up lyk, wat was once a gr8 nation led by the greatest leaders a country could ask for full of proud hard workin people, reduced 2 broke, jobless people ruled by greedy rich polititions! It makes me sick nd Its not right!!!"

The voice of a generation.

It might be grammatically terrible but he/she speaks the truth!!

EuskalHerria · 27-03-2013 10:08pm

Someone just wished Greys Anatomy happy birthday on my timeline.

Grayson · 27-03-2013 10:15pm

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Someone just wished Greys Anatomy happy birthday on my timeline.

Ahh Fcuk. I forgot to send a card.

EuskalHerria · 27-03-2013 10:42pm

Grayson wrote: »

Ahh Fcuk. I forgot to send a card.

This status has 8 likes. After I'm done weeping for humanity, do you want to split a card?

It all reminds me of this:

Homer: I think the government has better things to do than to read my mail.

FBI Agent: Most people write to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies; “Dear Die Hard, You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. PS: Do you know Mad Max?”

cazzzzz · 28-03-2013 1:04am

'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol

' still has 1009 friends.

UNFRIEND.

cazzzzz · 28-03-2013 1:04am

'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol

' still has 1009 friends.

UNFRIEND.

smokedeels · 28-03-2013 3:47am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599415_529995380377351_1651826348_n.jpg

My issue with this is... it's clearly b/s and it's not even a made-up problem in Ireland, so why would somebody who lives here share it?

At the same time, I'm actually glad they did, because under the picture was the following comment...

"If these Gang Rapist put enough energy into "Good" instead of "Evil"! The world would be a better place!"

Riesen_Meal · 28-03-2013 1:53pm

Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....

Ugh....

Grayson · 28-03-2013 1:58pm

Fieldog wrote: »

Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....

Ugh....

No-one's in trouble. It's just a stupid woman who wants to appear smart.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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