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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Boombastic

Are you friends with Bertie?

Mr. Wong

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Strangly happy 2 b bak 2 work, I kinda feel bad tho 4 da people who want 2 but cant find work, its ****ed up lyk, wat was once a gr8 nation led by the greatest leaders a country could ask for full of proud hard workin people, reduced 2 broke, jobless people ruled by greedy rich polititions! It makes me sick nd Its not right!!!"

The voice of a generation.

It might be grammatically terrible but he/she speaks the truth!!

EuskalHerria

Someone just wished Greys Anatomy happy birthday on my timeline.

Grayson

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Someone just wished Greys Anatomy happy birthday on my timeline.

Ahh Fcuk. I forgot to send a card.

EuskalHerria

Grayson wrote: »

Ahh Fcuk. I forgot to send a card.

This status has 8 likes. After I'm done weeping for humanity, do you want to split a card?

It all reminds me of this:

Homer: I think the government has better things to do than to read my mail.

FBI Agent: Most people write to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies; “Dear Die Hard, You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. PS: Do you know Mad Max?”

cazzzzz

'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol

' still has 1009 friends.

UNFRIEND.

cazzzzz

'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol

' still has 1009 friends.

UNFRIEND.

smokedeels

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599415_529995380377351_1651826348_n.jpg

My issue with this is... it's clearly b/s and it's not even a made-up problem in Ireland, so why would somebody who lives here share it?

At the same time, I'm actually glad they did, because under the picture was the following comment...

"If these Gang Rapist put enough energy into "Good" instead of "Evil"! The world would be a better place!"

[Deleted User]

Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....

Ugh....

Grayson

Fieldog wrote: »

Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....

Ugh....

No-one's in trouble. It's just a stupid woman who wants to appear smart.

EuskalHerria

Fieldog wrote: »

Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....

Ugh....

Anyone who shares, likes or uploads those "deep" pictures should be sent to a specialist prison for re-programming.

These profound pictures and ridiculous quotes are always shared by people who one minute are deep, full of thought and misunderstood but the next its "h8 dis $hit, so $ick of al da bull$hit, 2k13 4lYf BbZ" etc.

People thinking they're well read and learned because they share pseudo intellectual pictures and quotes? You're so under appreciated in your time you. absolute moron! I bet you had to use a dictionary for the majority of the words in that quote.

coolhull

Bit

coolhull

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/246977.PNG

Bit of humour ........(finally)

mud

Posted by a Swedish friend, translated by Bing

Tremors after pressing into me sandwich cake, cake, buns on mazarin. On an extra mazarin for baby ... But what the heck-you fill in only once a year! Thank you all that grattat me, hope I will meet with all of you soon!

Ihatecuddles-old

This is my friend Alex , he has been bullied in school recently about his looks and his self esteem is just a little low, can we get a few likes to show he's beautiful ? :')

The photo has 21,000+ likes.

leggo

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

This is my friend Alex , he has been bullied in school recently about his looks and his self esteem is just a little low, can we get a few likes to show he's beautiful ? :')

The photo has 21,000+ likes.

The best way to improve someone's lagging self-esteem is usually to highlight that exact issue to over 21,000 people, to be fair. Works 90% of the time...every time.

milltown

smokedeels wrote: »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599415_529995380377351_1651826348_n.jpg

My issue with this is... it's clearly b/s and it's not even a made-up problem in Ireland, so why would somebody who lives here share it?

At the same time, I'm actually glad they did, because under the picture was the following comment...

"If these Gang Rapist put enough energy into "Good" instead of "Evil"! The world would be a better place!"

What I love about this one is the idea that these "gangs" are tired of the hassle of having to go out raping so have came up with a cunning plan to have the rapees come to their door.

Ihatecuddles-old

Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

Currently has 1,966,027 likes.

FGR

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

Currently has 1,966,027 likes.

How many likes or half naked girls?

:pac:

Togepi

"To go to work or stay in bed, hmm."

Am, how 'bout go to work if you're fortunate enough to have a job, christ!

markie29

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

Currently has 1,966,027 likes.

link?:P

xLexie

Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note

"

First comment - from her brother: "?"

She replies: "Granny died bro

Richard Hillman

cazzzzz wrote: »

'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol ' still has 1009 friends.

UNFRIEND.

I was friends with a friends whore before and got rid of her shortly after because i have always disliked her. A few months later she added me again, we became friends and deleted her straight away. A few months ago she tried to add me again. She probably hadn't even noticed that i got rid of her twice.

LizT

One of my friends was fraped, they checked her in so it read

X is at Herself yet again

blatantrereg

xLexie wrote: »

Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note "

First comment - from her brother: "?"

She replies: "Granny died bro "

That particular type of mind-boggle where I feel like my brain is banging itself against the front of my skull.

They should have rules against posts like that. ...And against intentionally cryptic ones too, while they're at it. ...And ones inviting you to like something in order to contribute to some cause in imaginationland.

Czarcasm

LizT wrote: »

One of my friends was fraped, they checked her in so it read

X is at Herself yet again

I feel an April Fool's joke coming on...

*toddles off to find wife's phone* :pac:

coolhull

xLexie wrote: »

Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note "

First comment - from her brother: "?"

She replies: "Granny died bro "

Wouldn't you imagine that if she knew her grandma died at a party, her brother might know too. But even if he didn't, then Facebook is hardly the proper place to inform him of the death of a close family member.

Czarcasm

So I went on my wife's facebook thing on the phone, to do the whole "X is at Herself" check-in joke, and for people that wonder why I don't do facebook and even take an interest in what my wife does on it, the reason is simple, and next time anyone asks I'm going to show them this screenshot-

Now my wife is and atheist, and obviously one of her friends is a true God botherer (Well, much less a God botherer and more just a pain in the hole!), and I'm RC myself, but even for me seeing something that stupid just made me think to fùck the phone out the window!

(Oh, the girl that posted it had "Like if you confirm

" above the post, and just for the sake of it being April Fool's I thought I'd "confirm", on my wife's behalf just for the giggles, but then I thought that's just being an asshole, and there's no way I should be encouraging that shìte!)

Roisy7

Czarcasm wrote: »

That gives me the shivers!

Just substitute this face in.... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/5/1349464828041/-Jimmy-Savile--010.jpg

Mr Benevolent

EuskalHerria wrote: »

It's my own fault, I asked to see it.

Do those virgin galactic flights return to earth or can you ask to just be left alone on the moon. Isolated, but secure in the knowledge these people are literally on another planet.

But the moon isn't a planet, it's a satellite.