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I found a Safe.

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  • #102
    VinLieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,425 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    nucker wrote: »
    Unfortunately, me thinks you would have to contact the lawyer of the deceased, because it is their estate, I wouldn't try opening it, it may still be against the law

    The safe is part of the house therefore the OPs property as he bought it, however documents etc inside will obviously have to be returned but anything else is fair game id say


  • #103
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,209 ✭✭✭maximoose


    I don't want you to get excited OP - it could be just coincidence - but I'm 100% sure that's the same model safe that Blackbeard used to use.


  • #104
    LadyMayBelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,095 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    fangee wrote: »

    How can you not afford €200-€300 to get it opened professionally it you've got the money to buy the house ?

    ?

    Im sure he has a spare £250 lying around somewhere alright.

    It's a lot of money!


  • #105
    Thud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Thud


    the_syco wrote: »
    Floor safes usually have great protection on the top, but not so great protection at the sides. Just saying.

    so you're saying he should sneak into the neighbours basement and dig a tunnel?


  • #106
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    hope its like the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark when the Nazis open the ark and rakes of ghosts fly out and melt their faces.


  • #107
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,662 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    OP you might get some help HERE

    coughBogMonkeycough


  • #108
    mitosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    I bet there's a dead baby inside :eek:


  • #109
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread better not disappoint. You've got everyone's attention, so if there's anything less than gold bullion in there, then I reckon we should form an angry mob.


  • #110
    RebelRed90
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭RebelRed90


    Drive your car into it


  • #111
    Just Like Heaven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭Just Like Heaven


    Dunno how you could sleep last night OP.


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  • #112
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Hire a criminal haha
    That part was funny
    Op if you don't know how to open a safe or in general use your head then best to stay away from that safe


  • #113
    alb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭alb


    in before the unlock.


  • #114
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    The keyway looks like the type of lock that would be an easy pick, for someone with a little experience and the right type of picks.

    I reckon it's empty. :)


  • #115
    Gymsey
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Gymsey


    What you need to do is auction the safe on here. It's like a game of Deal or No Deal!! I offer you 10euro


  • #116
    Pudders
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Pudders


    Gymsey wrote: »
    What you need to do is auction the safe on here. It's like a game of Deal or No Deal!! I offer you 10euro

    15 euro bid!


  • #117
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Gymsey wrote: »
    What you need to do is auction the safe on here. It's like a game of Deal or No Deal!! I offer you 10euro

    *ring ring* *ring ring*

    The banker is on the phone..


  • #118
    Gymsey
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Gymsey


    Pudders wrote: »
    15 euro bid!

    16 euro bid!


  • #119
    TheRealSquishy
    Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭TheRealSquishy


    Have you actually looked places for the key op? Could be hidden on the house somewhere or you might come across it randomly, we found loads of random keys this year and only half of them fit the doors.
    I'm off to dig up the back garden now :P


  • #120
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    TheRealSquishy wrote: »
    Have you actually looked places for the key op? Could be hidden on the house somewhere or you might come across it randomly, we found loads of random keys this year and only half of them fit the doors.
    I'm off to dig up the back garden now :P

    Looked in loads of places. I've found three keys hidden around the house but all are door keys and none opened the safe.

    I'm waiting to hear from Juice1304 to hear what he has to say. His YouTube videos are good, he might be able to help me.


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  • #121
    finno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 762 ✭✭✭finno


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This thread better not disappoint. You've got everyone's attention, so if there's anything less than gold bullion in there, then I reckon we should form an angry mob mod.


    There i fixed that for you


  • #122
    username2013
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭username2013


    sfwcork wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "i have money for a new house" thread


    bit of a snide post, this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....


  • #123
    Crimson King
    Registered Users Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Crimson King


    username2013 wrote: »
    bit of a snide post, this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....

    Typical After Hours response tbh. If you like you can look up certain users history of posts and see what they are about. Some people think they are comedians alright, and judging by the amount of thanks they get can you blame them?


  • #124
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!


  • #125
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!
    Hey! I didn't get into this to get me bits cold.:p


  • #126
    username2013
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭username2013


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!


    What are ya on about man? This is good stuff!!! :D


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  • #127
    Noxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Noxin


    I bet there's another safe inside and the original owner had planned this all along...


  • #128
    Robxxx7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Robxxx7


    It'll be like one of those russian dolls ....inside the safe will be another one and so on


  • #129
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    forget about pics... a live stream of you opening the safe when you eventually do is what's required at this stage!

    with pics, whats to stop you replacing the contents with something cool, or in the event that it's valuable, something not so cool to throw us off...


  • #130
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    username2013 wrote: »
    this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....

    .


  • #131
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    oh how we laughed................. the making of the thread,all those opinions typed,locksmiths we paid,experts called in,diggers hired and there was SWEET **** ALL in the safe.

    ah yes the laughing we did.


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  • #132
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Noxin wrote: »
    I bet there's another safe inside and the original owner had planned this all along...

    Would be a pretty funny posthumous prank alright. If you knew you were going to die like. Throw away the key of the safe and put something really stupid inside it... Like a spare key maybe. And an offensive note.

    I bet its empty btw.


  • #133
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    I cant function anymore, the wife said a was sweating last night shouting "open it", cant go to work today, couldn't even play with the kids. I have also stopped shaving and washing and am not getting dressed today. I need this op, I fuking need this!!! Can you drill a hole and take a photo? I just need somthing.


  • #134
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    alb wrote: »
    in before the unlock.

    arghh if this was the 2nd comment on the thread you would have got post of the day, well played :D


  • #135
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Thats it!!!!!! Eureka just get a large metal drill bit and keep the drill in a low gear/slow speed and use a cutting oil to keep it cool. Drill a few big holes!!!!


  • #136
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    gallag wrote: »
    Thats it!!!!!! Eureka just get a large metal drill bit and keep the drill in a low gear/slow speed and use a cutting oil to keep it cool. Drill a few big holes!!!!
    Or just drill one 10mm hole and borrow a boroscope. Take pictures or video inside the locked safe.


  • #137
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Gosub wrote: »
    Or just drill one 10mm hole and borrow a boroscope. Take pictures or video inside the locked safe.
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.


  • #138
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    eHow. I think you can skip the table part.
    If it doesn't work, resort to coke and mentos like previsouly suggested.

    I would like to suggest that if your safe can be opened with a paper clip, it is not a very good safe. A straightened paperclip is however just about up to the task of opening a packet of custard creams, should the little pull here tab let you down.
    Custard creams tend not to be stored in safes i've noticed.


  • #139
    my user name
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭my user name


    Can you get it x-rayed?


  • #140
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    gallag wrote: »
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.
    A boroscope can be bought on ebay for about 20 yoyos. It's a common tool for locksmiths. A lot of mechanics use them to inspect the innards of an engine.

    It's not like it's science fiction or anything.:P


  • #141
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Merch wrote: »
    I think thats mineral rights, like if you strike gold or oil

    not a biscuit tin

    No, I think it's literally everything. There was some change made to legislation in the 90's after someone made a massive archaeological find and didn't have to turn it over to the state or something like that. Don't quote me on specifics as I don't even know the non-specifics.


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  • #142
    hollster2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    Just do a macgyver credit card and chewing gum will blow it up : )


  • #143
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,718 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    gallag wrote: »
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.
    Gosub wrote: »
    A boroscope can be bought on ebay for about 20 yoyos. It's a common tool for locksmiths. A lot of mechanics use them to inspect the innards of an engine.

    It's not like it's science fiction or anything.:P

    He's just looking for an excuse to go and watch DVDs for the afternoon :D


  • #144
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    my user name wrote: »
    Can you get it x-rayed?

    I think this is the obvious solution. A large, mobile, safe penetrating X ray generator and imager is bound to be cheaper than that locksmith :rolleyes:


  • #145
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Op can you check if the previous owner was called Schroedinger - cause if he was I have a pretty good idea what may be in the safe.


  • #146
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Op can you check if the previous owner was called Schroedinger - cause if he was I have a pretty good idea what may be in the safe.

    ...And that would be????


  • #147
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Either a dead cat... or a cat that died. :P


  • #148
    Yawns
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭Yawns


    or a cat that may be dead but we won't know until the safe has been opened


  • #149
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    I hope it's a big dirty dump in the safe. The OP would be disappointed, but sure I'd get a laugh..


  • #150
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Mods, lock this thread before the OP can post what is in the safe. Go on...be a bastard!! :D


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  • #151
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I hope it's a big dirty dump in the safe. The OP would be disappointed, but sure I'd get a laugh..
    Jeez... I know I think highly of each and every one of my dumps. I even lower each one by rope so as not to hurt them. But, I wouldn't keep one in a safe. They have to be free, goddammit.:D


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