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I found a Safe.

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    #122
    finno
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭finno


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This thread better not disappoint. You've got everyone's attention, so if there's anything less than gold bullion in there, then I reckon we should form an angry mob mod.


    There i fixed that for you

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

    Y.N.W.A



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    #123
    username2013
    Registered Users Posts: 175 ✭✭username2013


    sfwcork wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "i have money for a new house" thread


    bit of a snide post, this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....


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    #124
    Crimson King
    Registered Users Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Crimson King


    username2013 wrote: »
    bit of a snide post, this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....

    Typical After Hours response tbh. If you like you can look up certain users history of posts and see what they are about. Some people think they are comedians alright, and judging by the amount of thanks they get can you blame them?


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    #125
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!


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    #126
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!
    Hey! I didn't get into this to get me bits cold.:p


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    #127
    username2013
    Registered Users Posts: 175 ✭✭username2013


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Prehaps i shouldn't have started this thread, but i have.

    I just want all you to know that i am dedicated to opening the safe, but i just don't know when. I also promise to disclose the safe contents with everyone here, and even post pictures if necessary. However i do want you all to understand that this could be a timely process, so bare with me!


    What are ya on about man? This is good stuff!!! :D


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    #128
    Noxin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Noxin


    I bet there's another safe inside and the original owner had planned this all along...


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    #129
    Robxxx7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Robxxx7


    It'll be like one of those russian dolls ....inside the safe will be another one and so on


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    #130
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    forget about pics... a live stream of you opening the safe when you eventually do is what's required at this stage!

    with pics, whats to stop you replacing the contents with something cool, or in the event that it's valuable, something not so cool to throw us off...


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    #131
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    username2013 wrote: »
    this is one of the more interesting threads that's been on boards recently....

    .


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    #132
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    oh how we laughed................. the making of the thread,all those opinions typed,locksmiths we paid,experts called in,diggers hired and there was SWEET **** ALL in the safe.

    ah yes the laughing we did.


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    #133
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Noxin wrote: »
    I bet there's another safe inside and the original owner had planned this all along...

    Would be a pretty funny posthumous prank alright. If you knew you were going to die like. Throw away the key of the safe and put something really stupid inside it... Like a spare key maybe. And an offensive note.

    I bet its empty btw.


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    #134
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    I cant function anymore, the wife said a was sweating last night shouting "open it", cant go to work today, couldn't even play with the kids. I have also stopped shaving and washing and am not getting dressed today. I need this op, I fuking need this!!! Can you drill a hole and take a photo? I just need somthing.


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    #135
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    alb wrote: »
    in before the unlock.

    arghh if this was the 2nd comment on the thread you would have got post of the day, well played :D


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    #136
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Thats it!!!!!! Eureka just get a large metal drill bit and keep the drill in a low gear/slow speed and use a cutting oil to keep it cool. Drill a few big holes!!!!


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    #137
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    gallag wrote: »
    Thats it!!!!!! Eureka just get a large metal drill bit and keep the drill in a low gear/slow speed and use a cutting oil to keep it cool. Drill a few big holes!!!!
    Or just drill one 10mm hole and borrow a boroscope. Take pictures or video inside the locked safe.


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    #138
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Gosub wrote: »
    Or just drill one 10mm hole and borrow a boroscope. Take pictures or video inside the locked safe.
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.


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    #139
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    eHow. I think you can skip the table part.
    If it doesn't work, resort to coke and mentos like previsouly suggested.

    I would like to suggest that if your safe can be opened with a paper clip, it is not a very good safe. A straightened paperclip is however just about up to the task of opening a packet of custard creams, should the little pull here tab let you down.
    Custard creams tend not to be stored in safes i've noticed.


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    #140
    my user name
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭my user name


    Can you get it x-rayed?


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    #141
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    gallag wrote: »
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.
    A boroscope can be bought on ebay for about 20 yoyos. It's a common tool for locksmiths. A lot of mechanics use them to inspect the innards of an engine.

    It's not like it's science fiction or anything.:P


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    #142
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Merch wrote: »
    I think thats mineral rights, like if you strike gold or oil

    not a biscuit tin

    No, I think it's literally everything. There was some change made to legislation in the 90's after someone made a massive archaeological find and didn't have to turn it over to the state or something like that. Don't quote me on specifics as I don't even know the non-specifics.


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    #143
    hollster2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    Just do a macgyver credit card and chewing gum will blow it up : )


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    #144
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users Posts: 28,901 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    gallag wrote: »
    YES!!! Am gonna watch oceans 11 12 and 13 for inspiration. Will get back with any good ideas.
    Gosub wrote: »
    A boroscope can be bought on ebay for about 20 yoyos. It's a common tool for locksmiths. A lot of mechanics use them to inspect the innards of an engine.

    It's not like it's science fiction or anything.:P

    He's just looking for an excuse to go and watch DVDs for the afternoon :D


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    #145
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    my user name wrote: »
    Can you get it x-rayed?

    I think this is the obvious solution. A large, mobile, safe penetrating X ray generator and imager is bound to be cheaper than that locksmith :rolleyes:


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    #146
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Op can you check if the previous owner was called Schroedinger - cause if he was I have a pretty good idea what may be in the safe.


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    #147
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Op can you check if the previous owner was called Schroedinger - cause if he was I have a pretty good idea what may be in the safe.

    ...And that would be????


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    #148
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Either a dead cat... or a cat that died. :P


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    #149
    Yawns
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭Yawns


    or a cat that may be dead but we won't know until the safe has been opened


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    #150
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    I hope it's a big dirty dump in the safe. The OP would be disappointed, but sure I'd get a laugh..


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    #151
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Mods, lock this thread before the OP can post what is in the safe. Go on...be a bastard!! :D


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