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I don't even...

"Jaysus I can't stand the Olympics...and the weather we are gettin is like ****e...Facebook is startin ta piss me off big time...people that have brains won't use them 50 shades of Grey buy the ****in book stop doin peoples heads in eh?...Ya kinda have ta log off...Wrecks your head so it does...If ya don't win a competition you don't win END OF...:-/"

Then a few days ago, this same person posted this:

"My hearts broken I'm so upset...I can't even describe how I feel ...Our dog _____ died a few moments ago!!! ______ is in tears she died in he's arms on the way to the vet I'm in tears my heart is sore I'm gonna miss her so much :-(((((("

While I sympathise with the death of a dog, is there not something fundamentally wrong with someone's instantaneous reaction to the loss of their pet being to post about it on facebook?

A few hours later she reposted a very cheesy poem about dead pets, accompanied by:

"♥ FOR _____♥.. WHO IS GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE MISS YOU LITTLE ONE ALWAYS!! XXX "

This person's in their mid-to-late thirties by the way.

Funglegunk wrote: »

The time I see a frape that says 'i love cock' I'm going to claw my eyes out. From people in their mid-twenties as well.

people like cock

My boss posted this cracker today:
Medals for Fighting and Riding - just need a drinking sport now!

"tiered.com" and being the little shít i am i swiftly replied with "misspelled.com"

People writing stupid complaints on the likes of meteor and 3, or abusing singers about how stupid they are in hopes of getting likes is getting a bit pathetic at this stage.

One friend on facebook wrote this on the sony page in search of "likes"


Dear Sony Mobile,
I bought a phone from Vodafone at a cost of €120 about 1 year and 3 months ago at a reasonable price for a mid range quality phone at that current time. Since the day i got it, I have treated the phone with the highest respect and it only had one major incident on when i drop it and the screen smashed after having it for only one month but was fixed almost immediatly.
Other than the odd drop on the ground but nothing to serious the phone has no cracks or signs of fatigue. But one question I must ask is? Why the **** is my phone now disobeying me for the past 5-6months as in it turns itself off randomly, when switched on it shutsdown three times before it stays on... The app market sometimes doesnt respond. I've have been pretty patient with some of the replace me in a few months **** you have brought out over the years but i seriously doubt Nokia would sue you guys if you were to look at the structure they used for the Nokia 3310. Please cut the **** and do the decent thing,

garv123 wrote: »

People writing stupid complaints on the likes of meteor and 3, or abusing singers about how stupid they are in hopes of getting likes is getting a bit pathetic at this stage.

One friend on facebook wrote this on the sony page in search of "likes"


Dear Sony Mobile,
I bought a phone from Vodafone at a cost of €120 about 1 year and 3 months ago at a reasonable price for a mid range quality phone at that current time. Since the day i got it, I have treated the phone with the highest respect and it only had one major incident on when i drop it and the screen smashed after having it for only one month but was fixed almost immediatly.
Other than the odd drop on the ground but nothing to serious the phone has no cracks or signs of fatigue. But one question I must ask is? Why the **** is my phone now disobeying me for the past 5-6months as in it turns itself off randomly, when switched on it shutsdown three times before it stays on... The app market sometimes doesnt respond. I've have been pretty patient with some of the replace me in a few months **** you have brought out over the years but i seriously doubt Nokia would sue you guys if you were to look at the structure they used for the Nokia 3310. Please cut the **** and do the decent thing,

These people need to watch Louis CK's standup. For literally this topic.

languagenerd wrote: »

Why do people feel the need to give a running commentary of the Closing Ceremony / any big event through non-stop Facebook statuses?! Get a Twitter!

I know, very annoying; particularly the updates that don't specify anything:
"WOW!" - - 5 people like this.
Ugh