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Sinfonia

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the "Dead baby jokes page," on Facebook?

Personally, I don't find the jokes funny, but some people do, and well, that's their right, and they have the right to. But, recently, scores of Irish chavs, who are unhappy, and want the page closed, have been swarming the site, posting horrendous messages, which are devoid of grammar, structure and common sense.
I'll share some crackers.

See u sick basters btw dae use no think boot aww the girls on this and on this world that has losed kids use need craw up in a corner in dead use aww need get a life in graw up us sad wee black fuks !!!

I wish i new who uz were ya ****in sick ppl i would kill u my self

You SCUM ON ####### EARTH, I hope god curses you you sick animal!!!!! I swear if I could see the person who made this page I would ####### beat the #### out of you till black and blue untill I see death!!!



hers a joke for you ***** what you call a guy with broken legs and arms and black and blue in there faces

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you ****ers if i see any of you ***** on road side sick basters.

Jesus, you'd swear they were giving out to people who were actually killing babies.

donalg1

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the "Dead baby jokes page," on Facebook?

Personally, I don't find the jokes funny, but some people do, and well, that's their right, and they have the right to. But, recently, scores of Irish chavs, who are unhappy, and want the page closed, have been swarming the site, posting horrendous messages, which are devoid of grammar, structure and common sense.
I'll share some crackers.

See u sick basters btw dae use no think boot aww the girls on this and on this world that has losed kids use need craw up in a corner in dead use aww need get a life in graw up us sad wee black fuks !!!

I wish i new who uz were ya ****in sick ppl i would kill u my self

You SCUM ON ####### EARTH, I hope god curses you you sick animal!!!!! I swear if I could see the person who made this page I would ####### beat the #### out of you till black and blue untill I see death!!!



hers a joke for you ***** what you call a guy with broken legs and arms and black and blue in there faces

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you ****ers if i see any of you ***** on road side sick basters.

Can someone translate this please.

Sinfonia

That Dead Baby Jokes page is actually so fascinating.
If it were just a group of like-minded people sharing the jokes, it'd be pretty boring; most of them aren't hilarious or anything, the best ones generally seem to be those that are actually having a poke at someone else, like the McDonald's one. Also the C&H comics are funny.

But it's actually the outraged people that make the page worth reading. And it causes me to laugh even when I see a not-amazingly-funny (but heavily 'offensive') picture or joke, because I can't wait to read the outraged comments.

Also, Memory of 98 was not lying; I have yet to see one outraged person employ any kind of decent standard of spelling, grammar or syntax.

Sonics2k

I actually liked the Dead Baby Jokes page simply to laugh at the rage people have about it.

Most of the jokes and pictures posted are the same kind you'd find on 9gag or so.

Memory Of 98

Sinfonia wrote: »

That Dead Baby Jokes page is actually so fascinating.
If it were just a group of like-minded people sharing the jokes, it'd be pretty boring; most of them aren't hilarious or anything, the best ones generally seem to be those that are actually having a poke at someone else, like the McDonald's one. Also the C&H comics are funny.

But it's actually the outraged people that make the page worth reading. And it causes me to laugh even when I see a not-amazingly-funny (but heavily 'offensive') picture or joke, because I can't wait to read the outraged comments.

Also, Memory of 98 was not lying; I have yet to see one outraged person employ any kind of decent standard of spelling, grammar or syntax.

Well you see, you have Emo kids, who like dead baby jokes. Keeping in mind that Emo and goth kids are usually very, very well educated.

Then, on the other side, you have scumbags and chavs who hate dead baby jokes, and they are not very well educated.


As the scumbag once said, "Im discustard at dis page."

Which makes for very interesting debate.
I don't need to say anymore, do I?

Pushtrak

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552742_364321213638927_994834456_n.jpg

Riddle101

Wasn't actually a dump facebook post. Actually a good one. Got a good chuckle out of it.

Dear Facebook Feminists,
There is plenty of work available in Iran and Saudi Arabia. Why are you still here posting statistics? Seems pointless...

fasttalkerchat

Sinfonia wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the "Dead baby jokes page," on Facebook?

Personally, I don't find the jokes funny, but some people do, and well, that's their right, and they have the right to. But, recently, scores of Irish chavs, who are unhappy, and want the page closed, have been swarming the site, posting horrendous messages, which are devoid of grammar, structure and common sense.
I'll share some crackers.

See u sick basters btw dae use no think boot aww the girls on this and on this world that has losed kids use need craw up in a corner in dead use aww need get a life in graw up us sad wee black fuks !!!

I wish i new who uz were ya ****in sick ppl i would kill u my self

You SCUM ON ####### EARTH, I hope god curses you you sick animal!!!!! I swear if I could see the person who made this page I would ####### beat the #### out of you till black and blue untill I see death!!!



hers a joke for you ***** what you call a guy with broken legs and arms and black and blue in there faces

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you ****ers if i see any of you ***** on road side sick basters.

Jesus, you'd swear they were giving out to people who were actually killing babies.

Written in a Coleraine accent.

Sinfonia

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Written in a Coleraine accent.

Nah, more like Apu from The Simpsons.

The Snipe

Richard Hillman wrote: »

International politics being tackled here

Was listening to fm104 and there was wat they think a sudiced bombing on a aer lingus bus in Bulgaria people died ****ing sick people out Der an now Der is Irish people stuck over Der y so sick people have to use Der sad minds on other people its just ****in wrong ya horrible *****

-Willie O'Dea.

Pushtrak

Saw this posted on facebook. I'd say its doing the rounds enough most of ye will have seen it. Share it if ye haven't and feel so inclined.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/529535_402944796438265_706367994_n.jpg

Gott

This thread has made me rage so hard. Reminds me of why I despise Facebook sometimes ...

Seans_Username

Sweet zombie jesus

Can't believe eejits actually like/share this shíte. Jesus died for our sins, not so you could get likes on facebook ya ignorant little bollix. Desperate people like this cheese me off

Also I think that's Jim Caviezel in the pic... And he's not dead.

mattjack

Do I win a prize for this gem ?

The last time i saw MADONNA in slain it was a day just like today so worm and this drizzly rain we danced in rain and the show was amazing i know to nights will be just as good i just wish this rain would stop n

Fluorescence

mattjack wrote: »

Do I win a prize for this gem ?

The last time i saw MADONNA in slain it was a day just like today so worm and this drizzly rain we danced in rain and the show was amazing i know to nights will be just as good i just wish this rain would stop n

No, because I refuse to believe someone would spell warm with an O. I mean... wut?

mattjack

Fluorescence wrote: »

No, because I refuse to believe someone would spell warm with an O. I mean... wut?

I refused to believe anyone would spell Slane as slain ....

im invisible

I refuse to believe just the whole logic of the post

mattjack

im invisible wrote: »

I refuse to believe just the whole logic of the post

So do I, but what's more shocking is that she has offspring.

Thwip!

mattjack wrote: »

So do I, but what's more shocking is that she has offspring.

Unfortunately being lacking in grammar is not a proven form of contraception

Thwip!

Pushtrak wrote: »

Saw this posted on facebook. I'd say its doing the rounds enough most of ye will have seen it. Share it if ye haven't and feel so inclined.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/529535_402944796438265_706367994_n.jpg

RESULT!!!!!!!!!!

Sinfonia

Not as Batman though. Ah well :P

How so Joe

Sinfonia wrote: »

Not as Batman though. Ah well :P

You can hardly blame him for that. Honestly, the only thing probably more likely to trigger PTSD and flashbacks than Batman turning up and scaring the **** out of you in hospital would be Bane turning up!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

The amount of idiots saying things like 'Some of these countries in the olympics must be made up' are annoying me. As if Ireland is the epicentre of world civilization.

token101

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

The amount of idiots saying things like 'Some of these countries in the olympics must be made up' are annoying me. As if Ireland is the epicentre of world civilization.

My housemate thought that Vanuatu was Italian for the Vatican. There were no words.

u_c_thesecond

jpcarlow wrote: »

RESULT!!!!!!!!!!

ya its great he went to see them and all that.... But i highly doubt he would have gone if he had not been pressured into it by facebook ... Not like he did it out of the goodness of his heart

smileyj1987

Ppl who lyk this page are sick nd twisted pure out of order get the **** of sick ***kers OMFG

I just saw this on the dead baby jokes facebook page can anyone translate it ?

u_c_thesecond

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Ppl who lyk this page are sick nd twisted pure out of order get the **** of sick ***kers OMFG

I just saw this on the dead baby jokes facebook page can anyone translate it ?

to me it says...

people who like this page are sick and twisted, they are pure out of order. Get the **** off sick ****ers. Oh my ****ing god

but then again the illiterate brigade may have new meanings for text speak nowdays

batistuta9

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

ya its great he went to see them and all that.... But i highly doubt he would have gone if he had not been pressured into it by facebook ... Not like he did it out of the goodness of his heart

Is the facebook page/group the reason he went?

I doubt it

u_c_thesecond

batistuta9 wrote: »

Is the facebook page/group the reason he went?

I doubt it

well there was no word on him thinking of going, then the page/group went up and a few days later there he is posing for pictures with the victims.

Doubt its a coincidence tbh

MrStuffins

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

well there was no word on him thinking of going, then the page/group went up and a few days later there he is posing for pictures with the victims.

Doubt its a coincidence tbh

:rolleyes: