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Shortest jokes ever!

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  • #152
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve


  • #153
    bdoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 574 ✭✭✭bdoo


    Growing up, people would say to me "baa baa"

    I was a bit of a black sheep alright.


  • #154
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Gynecologist: A spreader of old wives' tails.


  • #155
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Safe Sex: A padded headboard.


  • #156
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Do bisexuals have two track minds?


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  • #157
    Denis Horan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 ✭Denis Horan


    Why did the duck cross the road?
    For the quack.


  • #158
    Denis Horan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 ✭Denis Horan


    What is black and white and red all over?
    A sunburnt penguin.


  • #159
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.


  • #160
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys


  • #161
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,487 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Dyslexic goes to a toga party dressed as a goat.


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  • #162
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,129 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    What's black and white and doesn't fit in an elevator?



    A penguin carrying a javelin


  • #163
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


  • #164
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know.


  • #165
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.


  • #166
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Impotent Loser: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.


  • #167
    blastman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭blastman


    Possibly the world's shortest physics joke:

    Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.


  • #168
    Supermensch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭Supermensch


    Short-ish maths joke.

    f(x) walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions".


  • #169
    f1dan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭f1dan


    Bootup wrote: »
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    Then he sells it for prophet.


  • #170
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    When you make music using a pair of metallic dildos, you are using phallic cymbals.


  • #171
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    If you sneeze without a tissue, you take matter into your own hands.


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  • #172
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Black holes really suck...


  • #173
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    "Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite?" “Shut up and unhook my bra!"


  • #174
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...


  • #175
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Why is a joke like a pussy? Neither is any fun if you don't get it.


  • #176
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭ART6


    Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.


  • #177
    tossy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭tossy


    Bootup wrote: »
    Why is a joke like a pussy? Neither is any fun if you don't get it.

    If pussy is in anyway like your jokes i think i'm going to have to jump ship :D


  • #178
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭ART6


    Innuendo is an Italian suppository.


  • #179
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.


  • #180
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.


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  • #181
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What do you call two lesbian skunks locked in a 69? oder eaters


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