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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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  • #32
    srm23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭srm23


    She has a face like a rusty bag of hammers


  • #33
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    I'm sweating like a traveller doing maths.

    Hilarious man hah


  • #34
    lotsofthegreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 525 ✭✭✭lotsofthegreen


    She's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.....


  • #35
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Tits like two socks full of change taped to her chest


  • #36
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She was so ugly that when she was a kid they had to tie meat to her ankles so the dog would play with her....

    That wan, she`s had more pricks than a hedgehog

    A rides is a ride, a jokes is a joke but no ride is no joke!


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  • #37
    spacecookie555
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    Youve a head for modelling balaclavas


  • #38
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Wouldn't get up on her to hang wallpaper!

    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't even leave her look over the back wall

    She's seen more German helmets that Hitler/more Japs eyes than Pearl Harbour/more cockends than weekends


  • #39
    brandon_flowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭brandon_flowers


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i left her with a fanny like a painters radio

    Its "I left her with a face like a painters radio"

    "I left her with an arse like the flag of Japan"


  • #40
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Sweating like a catholic priest at a communion


  • #41
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    She'd lie in nettles for it


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  • #42
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch.

    He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

    He's got a head on him like a nail bar.

    You're as thick as two short planks.

    He's so tight he'd peel an orange in his pocket.


  • #43
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She didn't get those knees from kneeling to pray


  • #44
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Cheers everyone, Im glad to know there are still people out there that have a good sense of humour.. Keep posting :D


  • #45
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wouldn't get up on her to hang wallpaper!

    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't even leave her look over the back wall

    She's seen more German helmets that Hitler/more Japs eyes than Pearl Harbour/more cockends than weekends

    if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one


  • #46
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Irishwomen have a dispensation from the pope to wear the thick ends of their legs downwards.


  • #47
    FlipperThePriest
    Subscribers Posts: 747 ✭✭✭FlipperThePriest


    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't give her a look over the back wall.


  • #48
    gary s
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭gary s


    You have a face on you their like a bats fanny.


    If I had a box of flutes I wouldn give her one of them


  • #49
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    She's that ugly that whenever she cries, the tears run down the back of her head.


  • #50
    Pyongyang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Face like a bag of lego.

    Face like a bucket of smashed crabs.


  • #51
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    I wouldn't even poke her on facebook


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  • #52
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My personal favourite

    She has a head like a chewed up toffo.


  • #53
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    She has a face on her like a chimps hole.


  • #54
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    He was sweating like a paedophile in a playground...


  • #55
    BIG BAD JOHN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭BIG BAD JOHN


    I'll spit in your eye and charge you for an eyewash.

    He's about as useful as a one legged man in a penalty shoot-out.

    You can't win a farting competition with a skunk.


  • #56
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Fanny like a wizards sleeve.

    That lads such a virgin, if he sees a fanny, he'd put a plaster on it.

    She's been fingered more times than a tub of Vaseline.


  • #57
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals.

    She has all the grace and elegance of a pregnant yak (my father's finest)

    Lie down, I think I love you.


  • #58
    FlipperThePriest
    Subscribers Posts: 747 ✭✭✭FlipperThePriest


    You've a face on ya like a pair of tits.....

    ...well at least that's one pair between us!


  • #59
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »
    My personal favourite

    She has a head like a chewed up toffo.

    Never fails to make me laugh that one haha


  • #60
    darced
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭darced


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  • #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Brilliant thread OP, even if it was done before, been cracking up here! :D


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