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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #122
    Brendog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    1. BOBFOC .......Body off baywatch, Face off crime watch
    2. Shes a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
    3. She uses an asteroid belt to keep her jeans up.


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    #123
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Some of these nearly made me cry laughing. Amazing.


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    #124
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Are the fleas paying rent to you or what?


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    #125
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Brendog wrote: »
    1. She uses an asteroid belt to keep her jeans up.


    That is ****ing brilliant :D


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    #126
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    "You're as useless as seven Liams."

    "Your ***** looks ****** and is about as much **** as a ****** with no ****** ******* and ***** ***** ************ **** ****** **** ******* all over your face."

    Your user name is King of moo? More like 'king of mofo', Dude get a life no ones laughin at this


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    #127
    ziedth
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    More men went down on her then the Titanic....


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    #128
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    She has a face on her like a giraffe eating an apple thru a tennis racket


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    #129
    dcmm
    Registered Users Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭dcmm


    If I'd a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!!


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    #130
    stee.mc79
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭stee.mc79


    Hundred million swimmers & you where the best one!


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    #131
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "He's some tight c**t, if you had a plaster in your arse pocket he'd cut his finger to get it."


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    #132
    Syllabus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 573 ✭✭✭Syllabus


    shes a face like a bull dog licking piss off a nettle


    if id a bag of mickeys i wouldnt give her one


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    #133
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    He's as useless as a marzipan dildo


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    #134
    scotchy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Before I rode her, she had a gee that looked like a dew covered rose bud just about to open into a beautiful flower.

    Afterwards it was like, well have you ever seen a bulldog after it’s just eaten a bowl of semolina?

    :o

    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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    #135
    little swift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    she travels with a capital T.


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    #136
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    About buzums that have gone south

    They look like two bin lids :o


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    #137
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    he wouldn't find the shift on a keyboard!


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    #138
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    She has piss flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags, her fanny was like a horse chewing an apple.


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    #139
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    her ham wallet looks like a gutted ewok


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    #140
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    If you can't lift her, don't shift her

    She was so fat, I burned me arse on the lightbulb


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    #141
    little swift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    she has a hole the size of the port tunnell.


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    #142
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    You look like you’ve just sniffed a pritt stick :cool:


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    #143
    Jammyc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    A face like a bag of elbows.

    A face like a melted welly.


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    #144
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

    You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit


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    #145
    SHOVELLER
    Registered Users Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭SHOVELLER


    She's so fat she needs 2 passports.

    There's more brains in a dog abortion.


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    #146
    hairyfairy00
    Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭hairyfairy00


    She's rougher than a badgers arse and if i kicked her in the fanny i'd lose a shoe!


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    #147
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    The best part of you ran down your mothers legs.

    She was as rough as a badgers foreskin.


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    #148
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    When she pulls down her knickers her arse is still in them :pac:


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    #149
    zega
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭zega


    He couldn't organise a Sh*te in a toilet
    I'd rather Sh*te in me hands and clap


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    #150
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    This is an original thread.

    Boards is just one big circle.


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    #151
    Side Show Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Side Show Bob


    she peeled more mickeys than she did spuds!


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