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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #62
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Said about anybody with a huge head.

    What would you rather? A million quid or her head full of pound coins.


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    #63
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You were only born cos your da came on his shoe and kicked your ma in the fanny


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    #64
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I'm sweating like a pregnant nun.


    Sweating like a pig in a gang bang.


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    #65
    BIG BAD JOHN
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭BIG BAD JOHN


    Her backside looks like it's chewing caramels.


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    #66
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    She's had more cock than a chicken coop.


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    #67
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    A bigger cunt, you couldn't find


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    #68
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    She's a face like a smell a gas.


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    #69
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    saintsaltynuts wrote: »
    She's a face like a smell a gas.

    Italian insults are great.


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    #70
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    She has the smelliest beaver in the land


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    #71
    spacecookie555
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    Ya hava face for the radio


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    #72
    cocalolaman
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    If your were twice as good at life, you'd still be a failure.


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    #73
    Antisocialiser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Antisocialiser


    Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.


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    #74
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Varied wrote: »
    She's had more cock than a chicken coop.
    Good one haha


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    #75
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She could suck a sliotar up the garden hose


    Those boys from the council are breast feeding their shovels again - when you see the local authority boyos hanging around doing nothing and leaning on their shovels


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    #76
    scotchy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Tits like a Spaniels ears.

    A Gee like a wizards sleeve.

    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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    #77
    GaryIrv93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 512 ✭✭✭GaryIrv93


    She had a face like a can of dog food


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    #78
    spacecookie555
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    She'd b ona cock like a fly ta **** dat one


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    #79
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    “My dear, in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly.”
    ― Winston

    Or

    You're such a silly billy flower. :eek: Use this one sparingly


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    #80
    Smeggy
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    If brains were taxed you'd be due a refund!


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    #81
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You were only born cos your da came on his shoe and kicked your ma in the fanny

    LOL!! :D

    You don't have a birth cert, you have an apology letter from Durex!

    Someone gave her a leg up out of the abortion bucket :eek:


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    #82
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Smeggy wrote: »
    If brains were taxed you'd be due a refund!

    If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your fooking hat off


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    #83
    sancho panza
    Registered Users Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    he has a head like a half eaten apple.


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    #84
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    scotchy wrote: »
    A Gee like a wizards sleeve.

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    It'd be like a lost pen in the Albert Hall


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    #85
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    I always enjoy Arabic insults:
    Elif air ab tizak - A thousand dicks in your ass.

    Then again you can't beat a bit of highbrow either:
    Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, 'I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease'. Disraeli replied, 'That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.'


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    #86
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i wouldn't even ride her if i had a paper bag on my head ;)


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    #87
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    She has a face like a melted wheely bin

    If my Dog had a face like yours, Id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards


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    #88
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    scotchy wrote: »
    Tits like a Spaniels ears.

    A Gee like a wizards sleeve.

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    like a hippos yawn, a horses collar/a clowns pocket

    a double insult this one: he's as thick as a welshmans cock


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    #89
    andrew241983
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭andrew241983


    Shes has a fanny like a set of clowns lips


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    #90
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    For a bad footballer: Ball control of a lesbian.


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    #91
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    She has a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back


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