'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

LiamSevenfold · 17-06-2012 10:30PM #1

Share your funnyest expressions / Insults.. Me and the mates wanna good laugh

Varied · 17-06-2012 10:32PM

I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

The King of Moo · 17-06-2012 10:33PM

"You're as useless as seven Liams."

"Your ***** looks ****** and is about as much **** as a ****** with no ****** ******* and ***** ***** ************ **** ****** **** ******* all over your face."

cournioni · 17-06-2012 10:34PM

Cillit Bang wouldn't shift you.

LiamSevenfold · 17-06-2012 10:35PM

Varied wrote: »

I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

Haha fair play on yah, Laughed at that one

admiralofthefleet · 17-06-2012 10:35PM

she has a face like a bag of broken bells

he has a gob like a burnt fence

she has an arse like a badly parked volkswagen beetle

i hope she gets cancer of the gee (robbed from my father in law; what he said about margeret thatcher)

Dr Turk Turkelton · 17-06-2012 10:37PM

A sniper wouldn't take her out...

The tide wouldn't take her out...

yermanoffthetv · 17-06-2012 10:37PM

Face like a melted welly boot

ArtyM · 17-06-2012 10:38PM

[FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sticks out like dog's balls.

F**k you, and if you have any friends in America - f**k them too.

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sure as there's cold **** in a dead cat.[/FONT]

mauzo · 17-06-2012 10:38PM

She has a fanny like a burst couch..

The Davestator · 17-06-2012 10:39PM

She's a face like a bulldog licking a drop of piss off a nettle.

spacecookie555 · 17-06-2012 10:39PM

She'd get up on a gusta wind dat one.

I wouldnt get up on ya ta hang a pair a curtains.

Id rather get up ona murder charge.

Prammin the sprog.

Hahahaha

The Davestator · 17-06-2012 10:39PM

A face like a box of broken drill bits...

coonecb1 · 17-06-2012 10:40PM

She has a face like a bag of mickeys

Pandora2 · 17-06-2012 10:40PM

The best part of him ran down his Mother's leg!!:eek::eek::eek:

Much to my embarassment I used this the other day!! :eek:

Sunnyisland · 17-06-2012 10:40PM

If you had two brains you be twice as stupid .

17-06-2012 10:40PM

I seem to remember this thread going on about a year ago... overheard on the train though, a woman sitting across from me on the phone, says "She's a f*ckin tin of biscuits, cans of pisses the pair of them".