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01-06-2012 12:34PM

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

*shrug*

You know, I don't really care. If it helped with the boredom, happy days.

i think he was continuing the joke

Ficheall · 01-06-2012 12:35PM

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

*shrug*

You know, I don't really care. If it helped with the boredom, happy days.

Maybe you should Aghada second think about eth0's post.

batistuta9 · 01-06-2012 12:36PM

she might of been in a hurry and had togo

KamiKazeKitten · 01-06-2012 01:02PM

Bahaha, apologies eth0 for me being thick!

Chalk it up lotsa small children for me not being able see that! Indiaearing that you wanna play the game though. :pac:

GalwayKiefer · 03-06-2012 07:55AM

"Doing a fb friends clear out. Yes again I know. So if u particularly don't mind seeing my posts on ur home screen let me know. And I will keep you. ;-)"

Sigh, what's worse is a few people have rushed forward to be kept on her friend list.

Carson10 · 07-06-2012 10:56PM

hate them dumb c*nts that do the whole 'like and share' ****.......

win a rotten basket of fruit from your local chemist....

Liked and shared

SheFiend · 13-06-2012 10:12AM

yeah me too. It's bad enough they insist on spamming fb with photos of products, but some of these people complain about the advertising on fb. At least fb makes money out of it.

dharma200 · 13-06-2012 07:51PM

friends status: "Good Luck to anyone i see tomor, just eaten a whole cauliflower!

"

The King of Moo · 13-06-2012 08:06PM

"Awww I'd love ta be a farmer coz I love baby sheep I would love ta jump the stone walls and cuddle a little baby sheep they are soooo cute like xx :-)"

No, not the scribblings of a child in their copy, but the status update of a grown adult in their 30s/40s.

almostnever · 14-06-2012 08:44AM

Not quite a status...a picture that has far too many shares for my liking

Bah

WindSock · 14-06-2012 09:27AM

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Well, Ye see, I took the mick outta her for that on facebook, Only to recieve a PM, 1 hour later. saying "I love you" I just dont know what to laugh at anymore.

Maybe she wants another bone in her body to make her skelition complete?

Memory Of 98 · 14-06-2012 09:54AM

My friend wrote

Jst 1 mor test left and d leavin cert is don nd dusted

Well, let's just hope that last exam is not English!

Thwip! · 14-06-2012 01:25PM

almostnever wrote: »

Not quite a status...a picture that has far too many shares for my liking

Bah

Clearly wasnt jesus, clearly was the man her mam was having it off with in a towel and the dad caught them :P :P :P

languagenerd · 14-06-2012 04:25PM

Gah, someone I have added on Facebook has recently booked a holiday - and I know that every single status for the next three months is going to include references to the place they're going and how many days away it is... I don't mind when people posted "Holiday finally booked!" and then "Going to X tomorrow, see you in two weeks!" when they're going, but when every single status between now and then involves the holiday, it gets old very quickly.

eg.
"booked holiday to spain with girls, yay! 122 days, can't wait!"
then:
"going shopping with X, gotta get some new bikinis for spain!"
then:
"ugh, so tired today, living for spain, 90 days til we leave!"
then:
"this time two months we'll be lying in the sun in spain!"
then:
"so sick of some people, just can't wait to get out of this country in a few weeks! can't wait for spain!"
then:
"getting my tan done today, have to get it started before we get to spain!"

and on and on and on and on for three months!! We get it, you're going to Spain...

BUBBLE WRAP · 14-06-2012 04:34PM

Is she hot?

marcbrophy · 14-06-2012 04:43PM

That's almost as bad as the 'living for the weekend' crew!

Typical status: Monday 8am
'Is it Friday yet, so I can go out and get drunk?'

Similar status occurs every 3-4 hours during the day until Friday comes around!! :mad:

batistuta9 · 14-06-2012 06:45PM

languagenerd wrote: »

"booked holiday to spain with girls, yay! 122 days, can't wait!"

that has to be a record 122 days, it's usually something like "only 7 sleeps left" or something like that. 122 days :pac::pac::pac:

14-06-2012 06:50PM

languagenerd wrote: »

"getting my tan done today, have to get it started before we get to spain!"

If it's a spray-tan she referring to I don't think she fully understands how tanning works.

languagenerd · 14-06-2012 10:00PM

Deleted User wrote: »

If it's a spray-tan she referring to I don't think she fully understands how tanning works.

Nah, I believe it's a sunbed she's referring to. I'm a redhead though, so I know nothing about these things :pac:

batistuta9 wrote: »

that has to be a record 122 days, it's usually something like "only 7 sleeps left" or something like that. 122 days :pac::pac::pac:

I know! That's why it's so damn annoying, it's going to go on for at least four months! I should really just block her.

I know quite a few people who have started doing this now that it's (apparently!) summer... Gah.

gillapino · 14-06-2012 10:15PM

I dont have a facebook but my brother was telling me about one of his friends getting fraped with

Love you ***** (girlfriends name) Boy or girl, i'm so happy, I'll be there every day and every hour to support you

It got loads of comment congradulating him, being like your gonna be a great dad etc, and apparently he got an angry call from gf's brother haha,
he's only 19 aswell :P

Plumpynutt · 15-06-2012 10:22AM

****ing great news 3000 fcking foreigners got citizen ship in this dump yday nd I do my crusiate in nd yet I don't get free health care deffo painting myself black now

What a fcuking moron

15-06-2012 10:26AM

What's a crusiate? I think I understand the rest...

edit: oh! a cruciate is a ligament!
I don't know my biology

Plumpynutt · 15-06-2012 10:29AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruciate_ligament

He spelled it wrong lol. I'll just add that this chap lives in Sandymount, is not short of money, and has no real requirement for "free health care"

15-06-2012 10:32AM

I didn't actually know "cruciate" either, I thought it was some txtspk I just really didn't understand

Plumpynutt · 15-06-2012 10:35AM

bluewolf wrote: »

I didn't actually know "cruciate" either, I thought it was some txtspk I just really didn't understand

Fair enough, that's not really what I took issue with tbh, more his racism. Especially since I know one of those "Fcking foreigners" who got citizenship yesterday

15-06-2012 10:41AM

Plumpynutt wrote: »

Fair enough, that's not really what I took issue with tbh, more his racism. Especially since I know one of those "Fcking foreigners" who got citizenship yesterday

Yeah, now that I've solved that mystery, I've read it properly. jaysus :rolleyes:
paint yourself right out of the country, lad

Gummy Panda · 15-06-2012 10:45AM

Plumpynutt wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruciate_ligament

He spelled it wrong lol. I'll just add that this chap lives in Sandymount, is not short of money, and has no real requirement for "free health care"

But can he afford English writing classes?

Seriously how do people write like that. It seems like it would take more effort than basic English

wallpaper12 · 15-06-2012 11:11AM

Lyk 4 ur d 1

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-06-2012 11:17AM

XXXX wrote "Car loaded, tank full and on the way to Cork with YYYY for a few days break"

The YYYY replies 5 minutes later "So good to get away with you, hope you locked the house!"

FFS He's sitting 20cm away from you!!!!

IvyTheTerrible · 15-06-2012 11:19AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But can he afford English writing classes?

Seriously how do people write like that. It seems like it would take more effort than basic English

I bet every single one of those 3000 foreigners speaks better English than that cretin...

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