Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

languagenerd

I'm friends with two people who are having a long and drawn out argument via status updates. But they don't actually address each other, no, it's all stuff like
A: "I'm sick of people lying, ffs, just tell the f*cking truth".
B:"I hate being called a liar when it's the other person who always lies, so two-faced"
A: "Some people clearly have no lives and... blahblahblah"
and on and on and on. I've seen quite a few other girls do this too.

Take it to chat or just de-friend each other ffs!!!

fullstop

superstoner90 wrote: »

*Wrote.

If you're going to correct someone's spelling/grammar, at least make sure you're right FFS :rolleyes:

mfceiling

Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more

gnfnrhead

mfceiling wrote: »

Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more

Does she have a kid? If so, I think she is saying its his birthday tomorrow.

I spend too much time on Facebook, I was able to understand that pretty easily

KERSPLAT!

mfceiling wrote: »

Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more

I thought it was a song or something "we man is one Tom"

Christ!

JessicaRabbit

mfceiling wrote: »

Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more

Oh dear oh dear!

superstoner90

fullstop wrote: »

If you're going to correct someone's spelling/grammar, at least make sure you're right FFS :rolleyes:

Whooooooops...

^ Wait, is that spelled correctly?

GalwayKiefer

My brother-in-law is a nice bloke but he's just gotten his first girlfriend a few years later than most people. All his updates are sh1te like this now:

"Cuddles in bed with my beautiful gf after a long hard day "

I can't delete him without a row so he's on hide/block now. I want to scream at him - You're 30 ffs!!

xxpopopxx

"I'm so board "

Unsubsribe!

pragmatic1

Bit controversial but it's mostly women that ruin facebook.

TehDagsBass

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Bit controversial but it's mostly women that ruin facebook.

Personally I think it's chavs/knackers/the uneducated that ruin facebook.

Honestly, if you got rid of data provision to prepay phones and "mobile" broadband sticks, the intelligence levels of the average person online would go back up to where it was a few years ago, when computers were just for "****in' nerds".

The King of Moo

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Personally I think it's chavs/knackers/the uneducated that ruin facebook.

Honestly, if you got rid of data provision to prepay phones and "mobile" broadband sticks, the intelligence levels of the average person online would go back up to where it was a few years ago, when computers were just for "****in' nerds".

They call that "online dating" now.

danniemcq

not a status but....

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Proud-Parents-Of-Unvaccinated-Children/302370145808

About
A place for parents of unvaccinated children to share stories, ask questions,get info on raising our healthy unvaxxed kids and a place for parents of vaccinated kids/vaccine injured kids to come for education, and support from many others
Mission
To educate the world about the REAL dangers of vaccines

massdebater

danniemcq wrote: »

not a status but....

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Proud-Parents-Of-Unvaccinated-Children/302370145808

About
A place for parents of unvaccinated children to share stories, ask questions,get info on raising our healthy unvaxxed kids and a place for parents of vaccinated kids/vaccine injured kids to come for education, and support from many others
Mission
To educate the world about the REAL dangers of vaccines

Thanks for that. Just after finding the page so I can troll them!

dazftw

"so new tattoo on the way at end of june, any ideas on what to get? "

GalwayKiefer

dazftw wrote: »

"so new tattoo on the way at end of june, any ideas on what to get? "

http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/20065i6F045AC638D3C2D4/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

GalwayKiefer

"Facebook person is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas!"

Dr. Jonathan Crane

Not a status but if I notice your information says you work at Hooters or The Playboy Mansion then I will delete or decline you.

Unless you're really, really attractive.

danniemcq

for people who don't like facebook tracking them there are heaps of addons now available for both Chrome and Firefox.

very handy and stops any of those trackers following you around (anywhere you see the facebook like buttons on any other website facebook is tracking you EVEN if you are not logged in)

Fighting Irish

massdebater wrote: »

Thanks for that. Just after finding the page so I can troll them!

:rolleyes:

Richard Hillman

Welcome to the underclasses

Girl 1: Well government are making single parents who dont have the child's father on there birthcert to do it oh


Girl 2: I think thats a disgrace wot bout the girls who dont know the father... Or the fathers that dont give a rats bout their kids


Girl 1: Dunno just said there been forced to name every child has a right do now there father they said spa's cos i no plenty who dont give a ****.. Goverment are pricks...


Girl 3: Shocking carry on.. some don't deserve it at al.


Girl 4: Nobody can force any bird inte doin anytin! Government wud wana cough up wat dey stole from d mouths of kids an leave young ones alone! Scumbags


Girl 1: Looked it up em mothers that dont no are fine just the ones who do as there sayin kids could grow up and be with a sibling r a cousin .... But i ain't the mothers fault if d da is a wanker an doesn't wanna no wat d goverment gonna do get d girls to name dem den wat go looking for the fathers an force dem to be around... Some kids haven't known there da for years an d goverment want to just mess with there heads after years not right children should b told when there older and den make up Der mind not forced on den when they dont no wats going on and how wrong it was of tat dad to do a runner ****in ****


Girl 5: do wat?


Girl 6: How can u not know who the da of ur baby is talk about being a slut! I tink it's for the father to support his child so the government don't have to!!



Girl 4: "Girl 1" WER DID YE READ UP BOUT DAT



Girl 1: Just typed it in on Google. "Girl 6" fellas an girls have one night stands tat does not make dem a slut cant go calling people sluts cos they went out one night had sex an wasn't looking for more so didn't bother getting number den fell pregnant and couldn't find tat young lad plenty girls do it an fellas so these things happen... Ta da's should but u cant force dem they miss out tats Der look out cos they b missing out on a great thing


Girl 4: "Girl 1" i fully agree wit ye ::::)


Girl 6: Very smart girls going out sleeping with a random fella without a condom if a fella is willing for a one night stand without a condom how many times has he done that before and vice versa STD central station!! I'd be mortified to tell my child I duno who there da is but have safe sex !


Girl 1: Ya fair enough plenty people have got pregnant wearing condoms.. Wouldn't wanna do it myself but things happen in a mad moment and u cant change it does not make tat person a bad one . Life's full mistakes an its d ones u make tat get ya were ya are today cos has done me . Your mistakes are ur life's lesson


Girl 4: PMSL jus coz you maynot be havn one nite stands doesnt giv ye any rite te bad mouth deh burds dat do!!!!!!!!!! whos te say it'll never happen te ye?? **** happens and always will



Girl 4: dats yor opinion but snap outta bad mouthn burds dat dont no who deh da's are coz one day it cud happen te you .......... ye may tell yorself it wont but who no's wat temora brings!!!!!! **** happens ;dats life;


Girl 6: Even if I was to have a one night stand I'd use that brain of mine and tell them to put a condom on!! Because I don't want to have a child with some fella I just met or be stuck with an STD that will ruin my life and kill my chances of ever having kids, they can do what they want it's just very clearly stupid u duno who or wat he's been with!


Girl 6: Trust me it would never happen to me a little thing call the morning after pill would help that IF it was to happen


Girl 4: understandable!!!!!!! but so is been in deh heat of deh moment......

Girl 4: dont get me rong der is burds dat point blank dont giva **** bougt goin out an cathcn stds an getn poled by god only knows who!!! but ders burds out der dat make mistakes too


Girl 6: Yeah I know that, suppose every girls different that would be the first thing I'd think of anyway


Girl 1: Ya and im just sayin about d ones tat got pregnant and did use Der head an wore a condom an it split some girls never do it abc the one time they do tat happens all i mean is ya Der is girls tat r sluts and Der is ones tat aren't an just was unlucky doesn't make her a slut .


Girl 6: Morning after pill ! Problem sorted,


Girl 1: Ya there is girls who never get fellas wanting Dem Der out an some fella cant score wit a bird so looks for one e no will so she thinks someone actually likes me an goes off cos she needs d boost r wat ever other people aren't as smart r pretty as other girls and one fella show interest so they jump on the chance were other girls will have d brain to say no life is ****ed up


Girl 4: doesnt work for everybody sure im pregnant as we speak an i wor on d pill


Girl 1: Ya but if u dont no d condom broke r something i dunno and u think u won't ya dont get mornin after pill it just happens people dont think an tats there mistake to learn from


girl 6: Well If a fella showed me interest I wouldn't jump on it make them work for it! Every girl is different though! Sure if the morning after pill doesnt work there's alway abortion but each to there own


Girl 4: pmsl i hav te geroff dis me blood pressure is hitn deh roof LITERALTY


Girl 7: They just want all fathers to pay for there kids so when there name is on the birth cert they can b brought to court


Girl 4: AN SO DEY SHUD DRAG DEH ***** DEH COURRT:) gud enuf for deh bastards



Girl 1: Ya.. And Der is some girls out Der tat it would b better that they didn't no who the child's father is and i no tat from experience some kids dont need to no esp d ones tat Der da doesn't give a **** cos all about dem an **** anyone else den Der r ones tat do try an there stopped by the mother its fellas an girls they both either stop d da r d da doesn't wanna no.


Girl: 4 are ye for real speakn on abortions??? ****n shockn stuff


Girl 6: Like I said each to there own!!


Girl 4: im 8months pregnant dont be talkn bout poxy abortions i find it highly disgracefulll


Girl 6: Well some girls get them but I'm not judging its there life they do it if they want to like I said each to there own

Mother of jaysis these people are all in their late to early 20s. Girl 6 seems like the only one with a bit of intelligence or literacy ffs. These are the type of people that are breeding more and more and ruining the country

More Girls 6's, less girl 4's and 1's.

djflawless

a friend updated 'goodbye facebook...'nothing but hurt and pain from 'friends'.nothing worth hanging around for'



10 min later....'new fb account..omg add me!!!''
twat with a capital kunt!!!

SheFiend

Hillman ; That was one of the most badly written, ignorant, faith-in-the-human-race destroying pieces of conversation I have ever read. I'm shocked on a number of levels. And disappointed.

Michael Weston

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Welcome to the underclasses



Mother of jaysis these people are all in their late to early 20s. Girl 6 seems like the only one with a bit of intelligence or literacy ffs. These are the type of people that are breeding more and more and ruining the country

More Girls 6's, less girl 4's and 1's.

Good lord, girl 4 has the spelling ability of a seven year old and the intelligence of a monkey. Fair play to girl 6 for restoring some kind of faith in "the young wans". That was hard reading but strangely enough I wanted more:eek:

languagenerd

[Person]: F*CK OFF COUGH at IN MY CHEST.


Most pointless tagging of location ever?

milltown

massdebater wrote: »

Thanks for that. Just after finding the page so I can troll them!

I couldn't help myself either

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Welcome to the underclasses



Mother of jaysis these people are all in their late to early 20s. Girl 6 seems like the only one with a bit of intelligence or literacy ffs. These are the type of people that are breeding more and more and ruining the country

A cast iron case for the introduction of a "20-odd years after" pill.

iCosmopolis

Has been mentioned before, but those "like if you're against..like if you hate....need to get x amount of likes" does my head in..

Ensti

These are all from the same person...

1) strongly tinkn bou getn a ticket fr d haye fight in july ovr ta london fr d weeknd be smeting else tink i no wa i wnt fr me bday nw :-D:-D

2) does any1 no wa d numbr is ya put in frnt of a numbr wen yer ringn d uk ??

3) flakd ou wi runaway bride jus ata startn waitn on me mas sexy sunday dinr gna b milt . . had a great ni wi me chick las ni lv er ta bits ♥ . . happy sunday dudes :-D — at Chillin' In My Cosy Bed:-)

4) Woo me sunbed came tis mrn me first session dne inal cnt wait ta get me colour :-) — at Darndale

That explains it :rolleyes:

krudler

Ensti wrote: »

These are all from the same person...

1) strongly tinkn bou getn a ticket fr d haye fight in july ovr ta london fr d weeknd be smeting else tink i no wa i wnt fr me bday nw :-D:-D

2) does any1 no wa d numbr is ya put in frnt of a numbr wen yer ringn d uk ??

3) flakd ou wi runaway bride jus ata startn waitn on me mas sexy sunday dinr gna b milt . . had a great ni wi me chick las ni lv er ta bits ♥ . . happy sunday dudes :-D — at Chillin' In My Cosy Bed:-)

4) Woo me sunbed came tis mrn me first session dne inal cnt wait ta get me colour :-) — at Darndale

That explains it :rolleyes:

the fcuk does any of that say?

Turtwig

krudler wrote: »

the fcuk does any of that say?

I'm actually seriously considering creating a translation app for this ****. Alas, the problem I fear is that the error "Does not compute" would appear far too often. It'd be a genius program that would understand the expansive realms of stupidity.