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danniemcq

wallpaper12 wrote: »

Lyk 4 ur d 1

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

danniemcq

CJC999 wrote: »

XXXX wrote "Car loaded, tank full and on the way to Cork with YYYY for a few days break"

The YYYY replies 5 minutes later "So good to get away with you, hope you locked the house!"

FFS He's sitting 20cm away from you!!!!

wait for the "no" comment and then go and rob their house

kerry4sam

wallpaper12 wrote: »

Lyk 4 ur d 1

danniemcq wrote: »

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

It could also be Lyk Like 4 because ur d 1 you are the one

BUBBLE WRAP

Somebody has the runs!....

miss x -

Im on the lue since 5:12am

miss x -

Time for yet another sh!t

miss x -

Oh dear, Im legging it to the lue ever few min (

miss x -

Time for sh!t number 16..

Me -

Face your problem, dont facebook it..Nobody cares... > : (

Turtwig

What really pisses me off about those kind of "Oh I'm feeling terrible/sick" like posts is that they're posting them to people who quite obviously are in way worse off situations. Don't get me wrong everyone is entitled to moan but don't not to be so bloody self centred about it either. The worst though is when two of these not-much-to-moan-about-but-moan-and-whinge-about-every-little-thing (NMTMAs ) start a bitching match over who has the biggest trouble all the while one of the friends telling them to shut the f**k has a painfully debilitating neuro degenerative disease . Reading such posts in my feed just depresses me.

/end rant

wallpaper12

danniemcq wrote: »

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

Oh god your lucky not to have ever seen Lyk 4 ur d 1 (Like for your the one)

Basically someone puts it as their status, then their stupid friends like the status and the person then goes onto all the peoples pages who liked the status and writes 'your the one who is so fun/your the one who i have a crazy time with' or similar stupid comments.
Its so cringe inducing

IrishAm

Plumpynutt wrote: »

Fair enough, that's not really what I took issue with tbh, more his racism. Especially since I know one of those "Fcking foreigners" who got citizenship yesterday

4000 new citizens in one day? What a joke.

Thats 35,000 in just over a year.

Thousands of whom cannot get passports as the PO doesnt believe they are who they say they are, yet Shatter made them "Irish".

The King of Moo

Just saw this work of genius on a facebook friend's wall:

ha ha poker lol ill poke ya lol

IrishAm wrote: »

4000 new citizens in one day? What a joke.

Thats 35,000 in just over a year.

Thousands of whom cannot get passports as the PO doesnt believe they are who they say they are, yet Shatter made them "Irish".

Tens of people annoyed in thread derailment this afternoon. More reports as they come in.

Fluorescence

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :rolleyes: And wrong time of year too - breast cancer awareness month is September. Idiots.

[Hi Girls, so here is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness for breast cancer through a game. It’s very easy and I would like ALL of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the color of our underweadr on our wall. Men wondered for days at what was going on with random colors on girls’ walls. This year, we make references to your love life status. Do not answer to this message, just post the corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls in your contacts!!!!
BLUEBERRY=single
PINEAPPLE= it’s complicated
RASPBERRY= I can’t/don’t want to commit
APPLE=engaged
CHERRY=in a relationship
BANANA=married
AVOCADO=I’m the better half
STRAWBERRY=can’t find Mr. Right
LEMON=want to be single
RAISIN=want to get married to my partner.[/B]

Gummy Panda

Fluorescence wrote: »

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :rolleyes: And wrong time of year too - breast cancer awareness month is September. Idiots.

[Hi Girls, so here is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness for breast cancer through a game. It’s very easy and I would like ALL of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the color of our underweadr on our wall. Men wondered for days at what was going on with random colors on girls’ walls. This year, we make references to your love life status. Do not answer to this message, just post the corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls in your contacts!!!!
BLUEBERRY=single
PINEAPPLE= it’s complicated
RASPBERRY= I can’t/don’t want to commit
APPLE=engaged
CHERRY=in a relationship
BANANA=married
AVOCADO=I’m the better half
STRAWBERRY=can’t find Mr. Right
LEMON=want to be single
RAISIN=want to get married to my partner.[/B]

That is retarded

Fluorescence

Yes. Yes it is. On so very many levels :pac:

Sinfonia

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Somebody has the runs!....

miss x -

miss x -

miss x -

miss x -

Me -

"Lue".
How retarded do you have to be in order to misspell 'loo'?

BUBBLE WRAP

Sinfonia wrote: »

"Lue".
How retarded do you have to be in order to misspell 'loo'?

Its unreal, You wouldnt believe it, until you see it. :pac:

aaronjumper

This thread is just painful. Some of the crap people put on facebook boggles the mind. It's like a car accident you want to look away but you're strangely fascinated.

Saw one today, not clever or stupid just meh:
"so bored lyk"
Great thanks for that, now so am I.

Toots

On a friend's page (she's 32 btw) 'Like if you want this' followed by a pic of two tweens holding hands and it's all flowers and butterflies and farts. It was shared from some random arse's page and it already had about 50k likes. Makes me despair for humanity.

mauzo

Toots* wrote: »

On a friend's page (she's 32 btw) 'Like if you want this' followed by a pic of two tweens holding hands and it's all flowers and butterflies and farts. It was shared from some random arse's page and it already had about 50k likes. Makes me despair for humanity.

Whats that about??

Toots

You know, mushy romantic scenery and stuff.

Memory Of 98

According to the Irish State, I am not intelligent enough to be considered worthy of being enrolled in any State College. Yet my friend who spells the word "Quick" with a W "Kwick" is worthy of attending a very prestigious college.

Kwick de weeknd nd I get abso locked

Memory Of 98

And I thought this crap stayed on Bebo!

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY BC IT ACTUALLY WORKS



When I see someone posting that my brain bleeds!


Jesus wept!

Halloran springs

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

DONT READ THIS

Grand :pac:

languagenerd

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

And I thought this crap stayed on Bebo!

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY BC IT ACTUALLY WORKS



When I see someone posting that my brain bleeds!


Jesus wept!

I definitely recall that being on Bebo... How did it jump to Facebook?
I like how it says "the nearest possible Friday" - so it's guaranteed to be true (cause it could still happen, it just hasn't been possible any of the previous Fridays :P)

aaronjumper

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

According to the Irish State, I am not intelligent enough to be considered worthy of being enrolled in any State College. Yet my friend who spells the word "Quick" with a W "Kwick" is worthy of attending a very prestigious college.

Kwick de weeknd nd I get abso locked

Your friend. I want to hurt him/her. If he's/she's intelligent enough to go to a fancy college then he/she is clearly putting this on to fit in.

Or he/she has wealthy parents. In which case my previous paragraph still stands.

Memory Of 98

A girl that, well I am not even friends with, so I don't know why she is on my friends list, writes the most banal and generally pathetic statuses every five minutes about her love life, or lack of to put it better.

Today she posted a status:

To go with the "LIKE" button, Facebook should have a, "I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT" button for statuses you dislike.

Define Irony...........................

Memory Of 98

>EDIT< The same post appeared twice? Could a mod please delete this post.

cocoshovel

A picture of Michael D Higgins appeared on my facebook feed.

Some guy, around the age of 25 says. "Since wen is he d president!?"

Moron.

Thwip!

FB Friend's Status wrote:

Might not be very smart but I am pyhsic, knew what I was gonna fail. Think I might join a travelling circus with my physic abilities instead of going back to college XD

Other FB Friend comments wrote:

Psychic abilities are way more impressive!

saw this today

BunShopVoyeur

batistuta9 wrote: »

that has to be a record 122 days, it's usually something like "only 7 sleeps left" or something like that. 122 days :pac::pac::pac:

Before I'd had enough and deleted the shite for good (yes, yes I did) a guy I know counted down the days until Christmas, starting at 365

El Weirdo

She was like...







... and we were all like.

XxMCRxBabyxX

One friend (who loves incessantly posting as it) is posting pictures of every birthday present that she has gotten and to top it off she has just uploaded a new picture and made it her cover photo saying:

Hey it's July 4th
And this is Crazy
But it's my Birthday
Wish it to me Maybe?

Talk about screaming desperation...

paddymayoman

The ones about sport really piss me off.Great save,great goal,great pas,great win for ireland hockey/cricket/boxing teams, etc.,etc. Usually the same suspects begging for 'likes'.