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Slunk

It seems to word love has transformed from luv into lub now. Wtf.

I just lubs drinkies with the girlies lyk

Drinkies is another poxy word or anything with ies added to it. Drinkies girlies workies etc

im invisible

Feeding the pony apples and carrots at 3 o clock in the morning... the best craic!!!

Ficheall

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feed%20the%20pony

massdebater

im invisible wrote: »

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Feeding the pony apples and carrots at 3 o clock in the morning... the best craic!!![/B]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feeding%20the%20pony

:eek:

EDIT: Damn you Ficheall!!!!!

The King of Moo

"If ya leave somethin' somewhere, somethin' will sit on it ya. Somethin' had ta sort of... happen didn't it? I'll tell ya what it's like. In the same way, Penicillin happened. The bread was sat there, it goes off. Air would've created the greeness. And once you've got somethin', that leads to otherness. Once you've got one thing, others come."... Ahahaha!!! LOL ;-p

I don't know what this is!!

jimbean29

people using incorrect grammar

their, there, they're, were, where, we're

Richard Hillman

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

Shreddy Krueger

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

That may aswell be chinese tbh.

El Weirdo

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

Oh for fuck's sake. To think these people have procreated...

Depressing.

The King of Moo

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

I'm afraid not, the material's just too shocking for me; it's worse than Fifty Shades of Grey!! :eek:

Chorcai

paste♥♥this♥♥on♥♥anyone's♥♥
wall ♥♥ who ♥♥ made ♥♥ you ♥♥ smile ♥♥somewhere,♥♥sometime♥♥ in ♥♥
your♥♥ life♥♥ even ♥♥ for ♥♥ a ♥♥second.♥♥ It ♥♥may♥♥surprise ♥♥ you,
♥♥ but ♥♥ check ♥♥ out ♥♥ how♥many♥♥ come ♥♥back.♥ Thanks♥♥ alot ♥♥ for
♥♥ making ♥♥ me ♥♥ smile xxxxxxxxx


/facedesk

Thwip!

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

Child two was outside. Another child came out with ice cream for everyone except child two. Ice cream girls mam was washing the car by the sounds of it and it is a posh one too i gather. Your basic posh hating post

batistuta9

jpcarlow wrote: »

Child two was outside. Another child came out with ice cream for everyone except child two. Ice cream girls mam was washing the car by the sounds of it and it is a posh one too i gather. Your basic posh hating post

not really. The poster seems to only be calling them posh ***** out of anger at what happened.

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

The person posting brought <child1> inside for a few minutes, then <child2> came into the house too and said that the girl down the road came outside with ice creams, but didn't bring one for him/her (child2).
So the poster looked outside and they were all there eating ice cream. The mother of the girl was out cleaning the car. The poster hates these posh people because if the same thing happened at their mothers house and there wasn't enough of something for everybody, nobody got none or were made share what there was.
disgusting/angry sound, all of these people are stuck up bastards.


basically the poster didn't think it was right that the girl came out with ice creams for everyone except her child & the girls mother would have been aware of this fact and let it happen. If it was her mothers house nobody would have been excluded like that.

it was ignorant in fairness. The girls mother could have waited until the posters child went home before letting her have ice cream if there wasn't enough for everyone.

Sinfonia

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

She brought in Child1, just for a few minutes. Child2 arrives distraught (what happened to Child1 is hereby a mystery), announcing her exclusion from the 'ice cream party' down the road. Lo and behold, as the retarded mother of Child1 and potentially Child2 peered from the comfort of her tacky home, she eyed an undisclosed number of youths performing oral sex on her neighbour - a practice occasionally known as 'cleaning d car d' (as an alternative to 'ice cream party').
This caused dismay apparently, because her own mother has never been particularly fussy about who - or indeed how many - people may 'clean her car d'. However, despite the fact that she hates 'dem', she did give the performance five stars.

SuperGrover

The King of Moo wrote: »

I don't know what this is!!

Karl Pilkington

The King of Moo

SuperGrover wrote: »

Karl Pilkington

I thought it might've been a quote but had no luck finding evidence when googling it, due to the appalling spelling.

I think it says everything about this person when I can't distinguish her updates from Karl Pilkington quotes.

Memory Of 98

What's with some people not using commas, apostrophes, or fullstops. But, interestingly, finding the urgent need to capital every single word, or letter.

Memory Of 98

What's with some people not using commas, apostrophes, or fullstops. But, interestingly, finding the urgent need to capital every single word, or letter.

Ficheall

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

What's with some people not using commas, apostrophes, or fullstops.

...or question marks?

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

But, interestingly, finding the urgent need to capital every single word, or letter.

And starting a sentence with a conjunction is dodgy too.

Intensive Care Bear

"Today is such a mixed bag of emotions, my best friends dad who has been like a dad to me too is getting buried but on the other hand my outfit for next weekend has arrived and its hot " This cracked me up, the woman is nuts.

blacklilly

One of my "friends" is constantly updating her status.

She's turned into a serious fitness freak, resembles Jodie Marsh.

Anyway here is a taster of her intelligent, philosophical updates:

FML
Totally pounded some muscle in the gym
I love the gym
If you're fat and complaining, I don't wanna hear ya
Ugh I feel so fat today
Was getting my hair done earlier and the hairdresser was so fat that her stomach kept rubbing off me, made me sick
Haters be hating
If you've got something to say, say it to my face, hate jealous people

The above examples are usually written in incoherent abbreviations.
Every time I see one of her updates I consider deleting her but I've realised that these updates make me feel far superior and therefore she will remain a "friend"

Canis Lupus

blacklilly wrote: »

One of my "friends" is constantly updating her status.

She's turned into a serious fitness freak, resembles Jodie Marsh.

Anyway here is a taster of her intelligent, philosophical updates:

FML
Totally pounded some muscle in the gym
I love the gym
If you're fat and complaining, I don't wanna hear ya
Ugh I feel so fat today
Was getting my hair done earlier and the hairdresser was so fat that her stomach kept rubbing off me, made me sick
Haters be hating
If you've got something to say, say it to my face, hate jealous people

The above examples are usually written in incoherent abbreviations.
Every time I see one of her updates I consider deleting her but I've realised that these updates make me feel far superior and therefore she will remain a "friend"

Gymaholics shouldn't be allowed on FB imo.

Duggy747

I dunno why I check Facebook every now and again.

I last about 2 minutes before I do this and close the window.

CiaranK

Spotted this gem today

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/

Thwip!

CiaranK wrote: »

Spotted this gem today

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/

Not working

CiaranK

jpcarlow wrote: »

Not working

Here's another link for it, should work

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-11-at-15.27.59.jpg

Gummy Panda

CiaranK wrote: »

Here's another link for it, should work

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-11-at-15.27.59.jpg

haha culchie facebook. They love been bribed with offers of "being sound" and a 3-in-1 afterwards lol

danwhite88

batistuta9 wrote: »

how is this a dumb status?

The person who posted the status is a bloke

Thwip!

Any status that has the phrase "sure it would be a crime not to"

Actually just saw one that takes the f***in biscuit.

*Distressing picture of a lil baby in an ICU cot, various tubes and blood showing (i'm not linking it because it would upset a lot of people)*
underneath is the caption
"He has cancer, Facebook will donate 1 dollar for every SHARE. Hit SHARE button ♥ show your support ..♥ ;'("

We all know its a bunch of crap about FB donating (thats the usual crap people who post these things say) and some poor lil kid has his face plastered all over the web so some selfish c*nt can get shares on FB

cyrusdvirus

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mauritius/7172188567

This is epically sad.
not just because of what the families involved have gone through, but how incredibly stupid people are