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Can't get a girlfriend

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  • #62
    GaryIrv93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 512 ✭✭✭GaryIrv93


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck&feature=fvwrel


  • #63
    kingofthenerds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭kingofthenerds


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

    I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

    how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?


  • #64
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    kingofthenerds wrote: »
    how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?

    Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.


  • #65
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    0mega wrote: »
    The OP said he chats to them, sounds alright to me. So what if he wants the shift? Or do you think when a guy talks to a girl on a night out he actually wants a conversation?

    you shift him then...


  • #66
    0mega
    Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭0mega


    corktina wrote: »
    you shift him then...

    I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..


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  • #67
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    <snip>

    Thread closed, NEXT !


  • #68
    empacher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

    I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

    I do exactly what I'm told!


  • #69
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    0mega wrote: »
    I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..

    you could unstrap it for one night surely:D


  • #70
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    empacher wrote: »
    I do exactly what I'm told!

    Then you will go far grasshopper.


  • #71
    kingofthenerds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭kingofthenerds


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.

    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?


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  • #72
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    kingofthenerds wrote: »
    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

    I think you clicked on the wrong tab, this is boards.ie not eHarmony.

    This ain't no dating site.

    (mods please don't give out to me again ....)


  • #73
    DB21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭DB21


    Lads, dafuq is going on here?


  • #74
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    kingofthenerds wrote: »
    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

    Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!


  • #75
    empacher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    rejection


  • #76
    kingofthenerds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭kingofthenerds


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!

    its normally what i decide it to be


  • #77
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    kingofthenerds wrote: »
    its normally what i decide it to be

    Wanna test that theory out??


  • #78
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    kingofthenerds wrote: »
    its normally what i decide it to be
    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


  • #79
    DB21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭DB21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    Ah hell naw!


  • #80
    RossieMan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    i think we can all agree on one thing here.

    dogs are for life, not just for christmas.

    have patience, the right girl or boy, will find their way to you.

    KFC/Micky D's is a great spot if you want to go supersized


  • #81
    empacher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests


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  • #82
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    empacher wrote: »
    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

    I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.


  • #83
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's


  • #84
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's

    No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....


  • #85
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    empacher wrote: »
    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

    Can I ring the bell?


  • #86
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    OP trying to make an epic thread.

    Disappointing.

    I don't think he is :)


  • #87
    empacher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.

    You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

    dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'


  • #88
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....

    With somebody else's fluids?

    Or using your own shower?


  • #89
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    empacher wrote: »
    You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

    dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'

    I don't drink sir, who needs alcohol when you(meaning I) are mentally incapacitated!


  • #90
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    grindle wrote: »
    With somebody else's fluids?

    Or using your own shower?

    You seem to have gotten the wrong impression of me :p


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  • #91
    kingofthenerds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭kingofthenerds


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    yes


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