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Can't get a girlfriend

  • 09-04-2012 11:35pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭ Mr.Success


    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 706 MoonDancer


    Stop asking them to shift ya!
    Ask them how they're feeling, women love that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ChunkyLover_53


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Your choice of username is poor in this case.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,144 ✭✭✭✭ super_furry


    Mr.Success wrote: »

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Stop going to lesbian bars?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 Owryan


    If, as you say they but they "always end up with some c**t." then they are lesbians and its nothing to do with you .................or else your soooo repulsive you ve scared them gay


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 Mickey H


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    No I have not. Give me a while and I'll think of something.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 850 0mega


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Start being "some c**t", they clearly prefer that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭✭ KeithM89_old


    Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.


  • Registered Users Posts: 713 tatumkelly


    'Shift'? Emmm maybe don't ask them to shift you? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,011 ✭✭✭ uch


    Stop saying Ye

    19/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 Leeg17


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.

    You need the roofies before then. Amateur. :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 Local-womanizer


    Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!


  • Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭ elvis99


    Chloroform, bitches love chloroform


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    join the club mate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭ jaffacakesyum


    OP trying to make an epic thread.

    Disappointing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 Johro


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.
    :D
    'Get in the van.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,959 ✭✭✭✭ Gummy Panda


    Buy one from Thailand. Just make sure she doesn't have a penis. No refunds!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    the female mind is bizarre. i just watched titanic in 3d and never remebered it been such a chick flick. the story is such bullsh1t, so far removed from reality, a girl falling in love would a third class passenger and abandoing a multi millionaire? what really goes on in the female mind? this is the kind of stuff they day dream about but practice different in realty. they're so full of hormones its hard to make sense of them sometimes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 Owryan


    Buy one from Thailand. Just make sure she doesn't have a penis. No refunds!

    From experience ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭ Mr.Success


    Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!

    Pot kettle black, look at your username.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 Dan Chipowski


    Do you happen to be an ugly fu cker by any chance?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 Deus Ex Machina


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!

    Pot kettle black, look at your username.

    I'm not sure the whole pot/kettle analogy works here son.


  • Registered Users Posts: 850 0mega


    the female mind is bizarre. i just watched titanic in 3d and never remebered it been such a chick flick. the story is such bullsh1t, so far removed from reality, a girl falling in love would a third class passenger and abandoing a multi millionaire? what really goes on in the female mind? this is the kind of stuff they day dream about but practice different in realty. they're so full of hormones its hard to make sense of them sometimes!

    She didn't love him enough to move the f*ck over and let him on the raft though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,838 Nulty


    join the club mate

    that's not going to help him get a girlfriend is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,533 ✭✭✭ KKkitty


    Act like a cnut at first and then be Mr. Nice Guy. Tell them you changed because you saw the error of your ways.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 Local-womanizer


    Mr.Success wrote: »
    Pot kettle black, look at your username.

    My kettle is silver thank you very much, Mr Success!

    And that doesn't really work, unless you are chatting about kettles...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭ rainbowdrop


    Maybe getting a head transplant would help?


  • Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭ GHOST MGG2


    always helps if you dont have a face like a bag of hammers and a body like
    the elephant man...:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    Nulty wrote: »
    that's not going to help him get a girlfriend is it?

    84-5-03-1f02-homer-goes-to-college6.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    Show me your wallet.... then we can talk ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭ Schwiiing


    0mega wrote: »
    She didn't love him enough to move the f*ck over and let him on the raft though.

    it wasn't a raft it was a table.


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