Can't get a girlfriend

Gummy Panda

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

kingofthenerds wrote: »

jenny if you need a good tanking im your man

Do I even want to know what 'tanking' means ....

It's probably something nerdy

kingofthenerds

set up a club for guys who cant get chicks. evry night decide which one in the club is going to play alpha male and treat that one as though he is a legend. the chicks will think he is and he is bound to score and the chicks will be non the wiser to the conspiracy

kingofthenerds

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Do I even want to know what 'tanking' means ....

its the clapping sound thats made when two pelvises beat off each other rapidly

0mega

corktina wrote: »

stop trying so hard...if you just want someone to shift you, pay a whore.

Women are threatened by guys trying to seduce them, talk to them like a friend, be interested in them and listen to what they say. Just be nice.

The OP said he chats to them, sounds alright to me. So what if he wants the shift? Or do you think when a guy talks to a girl on a night out he actually wants a conversation?

Jen Pigs Fly

kingofthenerds wrote: »

its the clapping sound thats made when two pelvises beat off each other rapidly

ouch.

paddy147

Mr.Success wrote: »

have any of ye any advice for me.
i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

Get a "fleshlight" instead.

All of the fun of a woman,but without the talk back or need to get a taxi for her to leave.

And you wont miss any action for a week or so of each month too.:D

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Just go upta a girl on the dance floor and start grinding your crotch against her bum.

No girl can ever resist that :cool:

Can iv your number?! (",)

RossieMan

Bitches are stupid. its a common fact.

if you poke them in their left eye(make sure its the left one or you're in trouble) they will instantly become attracted to you.


60% of the time, it works every time!

Hande hoche!

Cold showers all round.

Jen Pigs Fly

Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

GaryIrv93

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck&feature=fvwrel

kingofthenerds

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?

Jen Pigs Fly

kingofthenerds wrote: »

how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?

Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.

corktina

0mega wrote: »

The OP said he chats to them, sounds alright to me. So what if he wants the shift? Or do you think when a guy talks to a girl on a night out he actually wants a conversation?

you shift him then...

0mega

corktina wrote: »

you shift him then...

I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..

argosy2006

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Thread closed, NEXT !

empacher

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

I do exactly what I'm told!

corktina

0mega wrote: »

I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..

you could unstrap it for one night surely:D

Jen Pigs Fly

empacher wrote: »

I do exactly what I'm told!

Then you will go far grasshopper.

kingofthenerds

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.

interesting

i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

Jen Pigs Fly

kingofthenerds wrote: »

interesting

i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

I think you clicked on the wrong tab, this is boards.ie not eHarmony.

This ain't no dating site.

(mods please don't give out to me again ....)

DB21

Lads, dafuq is going on here?

KeithM89_old

kingofthenerds wrote: »

interesting

i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!

empacher

rejection

kingofthenerds

KeithM89 wrote: »

Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!

its normally what i decide it to be

KeithM89_old

kingofthenerds wrote: »

its normally what i decide it to be

Wanna test that theory out??

Jen Pigs Fly

kingofthenerds wrote: »

its normally what i decide it to be

KeithM89 wrote: »

Wanna test that theory out??

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

DB21

KeithM89 wrote: »

Wanna test that theory out??

Ah hell naw!

RossieMan

i think we can all agree on one thing here.

dogs are for life, not just for christmas.

have patience, the right girl or boy, will find their way to you.

KFC/Micky D's is a great spot if you want to go supersized

empacher

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

Jen Pigs Fly

empacher wrote: »

Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.

RobbingBandit

Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's

Jen Pigs Fly

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's

No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....

HazDanz

empacher wrote: »

Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

Can I ring the bell?

Samich

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

OP trying to make an epic thread.

Disappointing.

I don't think he is

empacher

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.

You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'

grindle

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....

With somebody else's fluids?

Or using your own shower?

RobbingBandit

empacher wrote: »

You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'

I don't drink sir, who needs alcohol when you(meaning I) are mentally incapacitated!

Jen Pigs Fly

grindle wrote: »

With somebody else's fluids?

Or using your own shower?

You seem to have gotten the wrong impression of me

kingofthenerds

KeithM89 wrote: »

Wanna test that theory out??

yes

RobbingBandit

kingofthenerds wrote: »

yes

It's BanHammer Time.

KeithM89_old

kingofthenerds wrote: »

yes

Go right ahead.

grindle

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

You seem to have gotten the wrong impression of me

You don't wash?

Snowie

op just become a hermit...

DB21

kingofthenerds wrote: »

yes

kingofthenerds

KeithM89 wrote: »

Go right ahead.

let me guess its a bloke in disguise

RobbingBandit

Snowie wrote: »

op just become a eunuch...

FYP.

KeithM89_old

kingofthenerds wrote: »

let me guess its a bloke in disguise

You wish.

superblu

The shift. It's such a great expression. I feel OP's pain though. Every male knows that for a lot of their teenage years women are this exotic species that can only be admired from afar.

Princess Peach

I can relate in that I can't get guys to leave me alone. Its sorta similar.

Life's a burden for many