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Can't get a girlfriend

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 512 GaryIrv93




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

    I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

    how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    how do you know the wing man isnt the master manipulator?

    Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,738 ✭✭✭✭ corktina


    0mega wrote: »
    The OP said he chats to them, sounds alright to me. So what if he wants the shift? Or do you think when a guy talks to a girl on a night out he actually wants a conversation?

    you shift him then...


  • Registered Users Posts: 850 0mega


    corktina wrote: »
    you shift him then...

    I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 argosy2006


    <snip>

    Thread closed, NEXT !


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,864 empacher


    Girls who are insecure go for the 'alpha male type'

    I personally prefer the more submissive 'wingman' they're easier to manipulate :pac:

    I do exactly what I'm told!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,738 ✭✭✭✭ corktina


    0mega wrote: »
    I don't think I'm the OP's type, what with my penis and all..

    you could unstrap it for one night surely:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    empacher wrote: »
    I do exactly what I'm told!

    Then you will go far grasshopper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    Well he's generally incredibly nice, so he can manipulate anyday.

    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

    I think you clicked on the wrong tab, this is boards.ie not eHarmony.

    This ain't no dating site.

    (mods please don't give out to me again ....)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 DB21


    Lads, dafuq is going on here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭✭ KeithM89_old


    interesting

    i'd like to continue this conversation further, perhaps dinner sometime?

    Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,864 empacher


    rejection


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Get away with that shite, this aint no chat room!!

    its normally what i decide it to be


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭✭ KeithM89_old


    its normally what i decide it to be

    Wanna test that theory out??


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    its normally what i decide it to be
    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 DB21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    Ah hell naw!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭ RossieMan


    i think we can all agree on one thing here.

    dogs are for life, not just for christmas.

    have patience, the right girl or boy, will find their way to you.

    KFC/Micky D's is a great spot if you want to go supersized


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,864 empacher


    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    empacher wrote: »
    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

    I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,436 ✭✭✭✭ RobbingBandit


    Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    Orgy at xxxJennyxxx's

    No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 HazDanz


    empacher wrote: »
    Dibs being the stage hand that delivers paternity tests

    Can I ring the bell?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 Samich


    OP trying to make an epic thread.

    Disappointing.

    I don't think he is :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,864 empacher


    I wanna be the big burly security man who holds back the participants while they 'attempt' to pull each others weaves out.

    You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

    dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭ grindle


    No thanks, I'm washing my hair that night ....

    With somebody else's fluids?

    Or using your own shower?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,436 ✭✭✭✭ RobbingBandit


    empacher wrote: »
    You mean the security guys who are always a good 10 secs to late intervening in every female fight?

    dinner to an orgy, I see some people have come back from the pub with some 'dutch courage'

    I don't drink sir, who needs alcohol when you(meaning I) are mentally incapacitated!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    grindle wrote: »
    With somebody else's fluids?

    Or using your own shower?

    You seem to have gotten the wrong impression of me :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ kingofthenerds


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Wanna test that theory out??

    yes


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