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  • #92
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Gynecologist: A spreader of old wives' tails.


  • #93
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Who invented fire? Some bright spark!


  • #94
    matthewspook7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭matthewspook7


    what do you call a woman with 1 leg? Eileen


  • #95
    matthewspook7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭matthewspook7


    what do you call a woman with no legs? Nolene


  • #96
    matthewspook7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭matthewspook7


    what do you call a chinese man with one leg? Tai Wun Shoo


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  • #97
    matthewspook7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭matthewspook7


    Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"


  • #98
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    How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.


  • #99
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ''A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me."

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

    Pig with three eyes? Piiig.


  • #100
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."


  • #101
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    "42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."


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  • #102
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie


  • #103
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Bird for sale. It's going cheep


  • #104
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Cr*p ! Thats bullsh*t!


  • #105
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Bird for sale. It's going cheep


    Dear Wife for sale!


  • #106
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.


  • #107
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    Canopy: A urine specimen.


  • #108
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


  • #109
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Einstein developed a theory about space.It was about time too.


  • #110
    garry245
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭garry245


    Are u silly! Being a macho wnts to marry with a woman.:D


  • #111
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    When a Virgin sneezes do you say Goes-In-Tight?


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  • #112
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A Klondike Bar


  • #113
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    What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.


  • #114
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    What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!


  • #115
    bigtimecharlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭bigtimecharlie


    Don't eat yellow snow.


  • #116
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    My payday .


  • #117
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    A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy


  • #118
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    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


  • #119
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    Is a penile colony where they send convicted rapists?


  • #120
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    There's something about women that attracts me, and I'm trying to put my finger on it.


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  • #121
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    Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation, the other eight are unimportant.


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