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Shortest jokes ever!

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    #32
    Plumpynuter
    Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭Plumpynuter


    Leaper says to hooker,

    Keep the tip


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    #33
    Plumpynuter
    Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭Plumpynuter


    Went to the zoo with only one dog in it

    It was a shiatsu


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    #34
    Plumpynuter
    Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭Plumpynuter


    Ahern


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    #35
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    There’s a repair shop for baroque musical instruments.


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    #36
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A pyromaniac was quite disappointed when he checked out Match.com


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    #37
    blindpilot
    Registered Users Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Velcro. What a rip off!!


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    #38
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.


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    #39
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    A nurse is a pan handler.


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    #40
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    do they get virgin wool from Ugly sheep.


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    #41
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 5,980 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    Yore knob


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    #42
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    The leper lost the poker game when he threw in his hand.


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    #43
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Dammit i'm mad is Dammit i'm mad spelled backwards


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    #44
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


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    #45
    POINTBREAK
    Registered Users Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭POINTBREAK


    http://i.imgur.com/9R3cx.jpg


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    #46
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.


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    #47
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Hemingway was famed for his "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
    Bit of a sick bastard really; that's not funny at all.


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    #48
    lmao
    Registered Users Posts: 386 ✭✭lmao


    N B G A..... That's bang out of order.


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    #49
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it


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    #50
    theoneeyedman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,357 ✭✭✭theoneeyedman


    shortest joke in history.....Irish rugby's record of grand-slam wins over the last 70 odd years!


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    #51
    rgmmg
    Registered Users Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    3 testicled russian - whodyounik abollickov


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    #52
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    If you think 7 years bad luck for breaking a mirror is to much try,breaking a condom!


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    #53
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    What do you call a deer with one eye ?
    No idea

    What do you call a deer with one eye and one leg ?
    Still no idea


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    #54
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,282 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Manchester United's Europa clash versus Athletic Bilbao reminds me of a night out I had when I got Diarrhoea.






    Sh!t over both legs.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #55
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!


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    #56
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it...


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    #57
    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    how do you catch a tame unique rabbit?


    TAME way, you nique up behind it!


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    #58
    C0SM0
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    EXIT signs, they're on the way out aren't they!!


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    #59
    Ded_Zebra
    Registered Users Posts: 4,792 ✭✭✭Ded_Zebra


    Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.


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    #60
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I've just blocked my toilet.I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place.


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    #61
    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    I spent some time in the Ukraine last year, and had a chick in Kiev.


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