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Shortest jokes ever!

  • 14-03-2012 07:28PM
    #1
    DogsFirst
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭


    Venison's dear isn't it?






    That's all I got.
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  • #2
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,075 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Are people who jump into the river in Paris insane ? (in seine)


  • #3
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    The leper went to the gun dealer to buy some arms.


    The dyslexic dog? He barked, "Krab! Krab! Fur! Fur!"


  • #4
    jackdock88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭jackdock88


    Man walks into a bar and says ouch


  • #5
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    The cross-eyed dog? He kept barking up the wrong tree.


  • #6
    fungun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    yore ma


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  • #7
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Half the people you know are below average.


  • #8
    Koloman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Koloman


    A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"


  • #9
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    Dyslexic bloke walks into a bra...


  • #10
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,075 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The dyslexic protest march to the Dail ended in chaos when they all arrived at Aldi.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Six out of seven dwarves aren't happy


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  • #12
    tonedef
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭tonedef


    Dwarf shortage


  • #13
    Hunchback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    .


  • #14
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Headquarters: The room where enlisted women blow the officers.


  • #15
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,377 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    Stationary shop moves


  • #16
    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    Old McDonald was dyslexic a,e,p,m,x


  • #17
    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    Enda Kenny


  • #18
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Headquarters: The room where enlisted women blow the officers.


  • #19
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    Bono


  • #20
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,125 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    How do ye cook a monkey?
    Gorilla.


  • #21
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts is not a venereal disease.


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  • #22
    LoanShark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    D'ya hear about the missing Romanian? Well, there will be no Big Issue..


  • #23
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Another name for pickled bread is Dill-dough.


  • #24
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    what do you call a confused chinese man? Hu Yu


  • #25
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    what do you call a chinese man that was arrested by mistake? Won Gai


  • #26
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    That cow joke is a load of Bull!


  • #27
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.


  • #28
    PhantomShrimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭PhantomShrimp


    RTE


  • #29
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Trust: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob


  • #30
    Mongarra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Mongarra


    Conversation between 2 gay cowboys - "Yup?". "Yep".


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  • #31
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭Bootup


    Optics researchers have lots of light reading.


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