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Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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    #212
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    OK Go
    Music schmusic, we're all about the video.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #213
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    U2: Driving nails into the tree of pain


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    #214
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Jeff Buckley

    'I'm the next big thi....'


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    #215
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    daveyeh wrote: »
    What do you mean? He's fat?

    Nope, i mean people love to crawl up it. :D


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    #216
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    REM

    Lose your smile quick because we are the sound of misery, angst and depression.


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    #217
    Pdfile
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Plhi lynott: Talent Does not go to waste.


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    #218
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Brian Kennedy: "Here's hoping George Michael gets put away, then I can be the Irish answer to....*pauses*...Cliff Richard?"


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    #219
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Will Young: "Here's hoping George Michael gets put away then I can be the new...*pauses*...Plan B?"


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    #220
    tunguska
    Registered Users Posts: 3,545 ✭✭✭tunguska


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    Westlife:

    Love's nice, isn't it? Yeah. Bring money.

    Brilliant.
    AoifeCork wrote: »
    Marvin Gaye:
    "I like sex an awful lot... I also think recycling is important"

    Yeah Marvin did write a good few songs about riding but to be fair "Whats goin' on" showed he was a lot more than a one trick pony.

    AhSureTisGrand wrote: »
    James Blake: you probably haven't heard of me... *flicks scarf*

    Funny and I'd say very true. He is great though.


    The Script: My girlfriend left me, I cant live without her, Love is great, Im in love, love sucks, I saw a good looking woman today walking down the street and now Im in love......we'll just write about the same crap over and over and every idiot that listens to 98fm or fm104 will buy our records and come to our gigs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    I wonder if we could convince President Obama to order Black Ops on an operation to enviscerate The Script? Worth a shot I reckon........


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    #221
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    The Who-The irony of the 'Hope I die before I get old' lyric is lost on us


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    #222
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Nirvana:
    "I'm depressed and want to kill mys....."

    <yeah.....I went there people:pac:)

    Pearl Jam:
    "I was a depressed kid but now I'm all grown up and have lots of money and well things aren't that bad anymore"

    Billy Corgan:
    "I used to be an angry rat in a cage, but now I'm a rich musician rockstar and I'm just sooooooooawesome........WORSHIP ME minions!!!!"


    ......that last one will make sense to anyone who saw Billy Corgan play in the ambassador a few years back


    Edit: Axl Rose: "I'm a massive cock "


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    #223
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    A lot of famous people are being mistakenly referred to as artists ITT.

    Jedward for example.


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    #224
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Bono:

    Figured out that if he kept mentioning America he'd get rich


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    #225
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    The Beatles: Tesco Finest

    The Monkees: Tesco Value

    Oasis: Aldi


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    #226
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Nope, i mean people love to crawl up it. :D

    :pac::pac::pac:

    Fair enough, but he was brilliant on occasion...

    e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo62lx25ngk&feature=related


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    #227
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,676 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Ronan Keating - fails miserably at Luther Vandross impersonation. Hires crack songwriter. Still no hits. Thinks he still has shomething to shay


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    #228
    kwalshe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 959 ✭✭✭kwalshe


    Tom Waits circa. 1974 -
    "I'm just gonna rinse and gargle with some of this here mouthwash........ what the he..... , who is after replacing the sweet taste of minty freshness with all this sand and small sharp stones...... ah well maybe I'll go ahead with my planned musical career and see how it goes......cough... cough...."


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    #229
    misty floyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭misty floyd


    The Chemical Brothers (Live)

    "Press play, Lasers, wow"


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    #230
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Sky King wrote: »
    A lot of famous people are being mistakenly referred to as artists ITT.

    Jedward for example.

    That stopped being relevant decades ago. Since when is music considered art anymore?

    Performers is what they are, but that's essentially admitting that they are hand-puppets, and that's bad for business.

    Any Girl Band:

    'We're supposedly new on the scene and offer something you've never heard before, however the reality is that we are the low-intelligence tip of a money making iceberg and the only difference is how much flesh we bare compared to last years equivalent **** fantasy"

    Rush:

    Eclectic beats, electrifying guitar riffs, inspired lyrics........terrible squeaky voice.


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    #231
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    REM

    R,E,M rem remmmmmmmmmmmm REM remmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

    All their songs sound so similar, a nasal sound of remmmmmmmm


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    #232
    guitarzero
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    I think some people need to lighten up.

    Why do you say that??


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    #233
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Nicki Minaj

    Why? Just why?


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    #234
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Paddy Casey -

    I know what your dreams, should be.


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    #235
    jackie1974
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Tiffany - I think your song is alone now.


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    #236
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    TheIrishGrover wrote: »
    Boys get your handbags and take it somewhere else

    Fixed it for you.


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    #237
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,676 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Irish bands and singers - get to the chorus as quick as possible, and make sure that the chorus itself is the same sentence repeated eight times in a row e.g. The Devlins, Paddy Casey


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    #238
    fullstop
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    The Script - "I had a girlfriend once, she broke up with me and now I'm sad so I wrote a lot of songs about her in the hope of getting her back".


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    #239
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Tina Tuner

    "I owe my husband everything, he use to beat the crap out of me and I wrote songs about that which me the first black queen of America not to mention stinking rich!"


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    #240
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Shiner11 wrote: »
    Kanye West

    "Ugh.....(insert ridiculous lyrics)......yeah, ugh........yeah" x 3 to 5 mins in length.

    kanye west is gonna be up there with mozart someday. two centuries tops


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    #241
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    kanye west is gonna be up there with mozart someday. two centuries tops


    he is goin to be wearing them daft wigs too?


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