Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

aoife_bennett · 13-09-2011 5:24pm

Rihanna: I'm pure gagging for the ride.

wayfarers · 13-09-2011 5:24pm

Iggy Pop; "Does my ageing leathery gut look big in this ad for car insurance?"

foxyboxer · 13-09-2011 5:26pm

Michael Jackson "It don't matter if you're black or white. Hehe (he just threw that in because it's commercial)"

Kold · 13-09-2011 5:27pm

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

He's up there with 2Pac in terms of skill and I hate rap.

Credit where it's due.

'Up there with Tupac in terms of skill' is pretty mediocre really, which is about right.

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 5:28pm

aoife_bennett wrote: »

Rihanna: I'm pure gagging for the ride.

At fucking last!

Rihanna, meet Beyoncé. Beyoncé, meet Rihanna.

Kold · 13-09-2011 5:30pm

Also, Radiohead: What happens if we make music for people who actually like music?

Pure Sound · 13-09-2011 5:39pm

According to Tommy Tiernan
Any boy band - Love me Love me Love me
Beyonce - Look at my titties, Look at my titties

Testament1 · 13-09-2011 5:43pm

Any of these "manufactured" bands: We'll sing whatever the record label tells us will make money

And one for the metalheads, Deicide: Glen Benton isn't a big fan of God

horseplay · 13-09-2011 5:46pm

AC/DC

For those about to rock, we salute you !

charlemont · 13-09-2011 5:48pm

Wu Tang Clan
We'll fuc*ing kick lumps out of you and the lumps will still love our funk

orourkeda · 13-09-2011 5:49pm

Interpol: The musical equivalent of a fourteen inch love length

Duddy · 13-09-2011 5:54pm

Lady Gaga: I really hope no one realises how mainstream I am.

St.Spodo · 13-09-2011 5:56pm

The Smiths- music normal people can relate to.

staker · 13-09-2011 5:56pm

Billy Idol- I can touch my nose with my upper lip.

marcsignal · 13-09-2011 5:57pm

Mainstream Rap

mothers and sisters are cryin, brothers are dyin, when i'm screwin the social i'm lyin

fontanalis · 13-09-2011 6:00pm

Slip Knot
We are all individual

Orando Broom · 13-09-2011 6:03pm

The Mercury Music Prize Shortlist 2010 and 2011

Never in the field of musical endeavour has so much been so irrelevant to so many.

super_furry · 13-09-2011 6:05pm

Oasis

Two good albums, a decade of shiiiiiiite.

gypsy_rose · 13-09-2011 6:08pm

Nickleback

Nirvana for puss ies

Eric Cartman · 13-09-2011 6:09pm

mumford and sons, the script, the coronas, the killers, etc... "we all sat down in a room together and decided ****ty indie music that all sounds the same , and wearing checkered shirts is going to be cool for the next few years"

The Beatles Our music was relevant for a while , but people treat us like gods and we really really dont deserve that

Dr. Dre (post NWA) Im not dead, dont worry, im still here , eminem quick, write another song about how much you love me.

Lady Gaga Hahahaha I had talent , but I gave that all up to be the 21st centurys answer to madonna , Now all my fans are retarded girls and the entire stereotypical gay community

David Guetta I will actually work with anybody famous, I can make a remix out of fúckin anything, ill even do it for free, just put me in the video and make me look cool.

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2011 6:25pm

fontanalis wrote: »

Slip Knot
We are all individual

Slipknot

We are all one word.

Savage Tyrant · 13-09-2011 6:27pm

Bob Dylan - the greatest lyricist to have ever lived.

Chuck Stone · 13-09-2011 6:28pm

Cliff Richard. 'if my catalogue was a colour it would be magnolia'

Rod Stewart: '_________________________________________'

Black Eyed Peas: 'We churn out manufactured hip-pop and people actually buy it'