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Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    jedward
    sup guys! we're jedward and we're really annoying and talk with accents but at least we're millionaires.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    Duggy747 wrote: »

    Kesha
    I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

    Beautiful, sums it right up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭The Little Fella


    Oasis

    Madferit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Lily Allen: One sings like Mike Skinner even though one is actually posher than the queen.


  • Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Pink Floyd - Wot's...uh the deal?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Oasis

    Two good albums, a decade of shiiiiiiite.

    Two great albums, some alright stuff later.
    gypsy_rose wrote: »
    Nickleback

    Nirvana for puss ies

    Cause all the hard bastards love Nirvana, people like my band Waaahh!!!!
    (Not excusing Nickelback)
    derfderf wrote: »
    Lily Allen: One sings like Mike Skinner even though one is actually posher than the queen.

    The same could be said of Skinner himself!
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Diabhal Beag viewpost.gif
    Bruce Springsteen:
    The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere
    USA! USA! USA!.


    FYP smile.gif

    Either a joke or the dumbest post in the thread, can't figure it out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    David Bowie - the man who fell to earth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,665 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Bruce Springsteen - bringing pub rock to the masses

    Bob Dylan - I never heard of a chorus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Fleetwood mac - once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors when peter green went mental and left.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭cml387


    Fleetwood mac - once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors when peter green went mental and left.


    The Coors, a great pub rock band.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors
    cml387 wrote: »
    The Coors, a great pub rock band.

    Light or Arctic ice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Beyoncé: My man means the world to me and I don't know what I'd do without him — oh noes my man left me now I'm a feminist grrr I hate men...


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,099 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Interpol: The musical equivalent of a fourteen inch love length

    You mean they're orgasm inducing or just a load of cock?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    James Blake: you probably haven't heard of me... *flicks scarf*


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    James Blake: you probably haven't heard of me... *flicks scarf

    In fairness, most people probably haven't.

    We'll always have Air and Lack Thereof when the hipsters are done with him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 menelaus


    The Boss: "After a day working in the factory, I met Mary sitting on her daddy's porch and then drove an american car to the riverside"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Pink Floyd

    "THIS is how you make music"


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Lady Gaga: "I love Madonna, Toyah, PJ, Siouxsie, Tori, Kylie, Patti, and all those other singers from the 70s and 80s that my audience have never heard of!"

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Eminem and 50 cent:


    ..so they dont know what the jazz...is all about!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    The Pouges,

    Going drinking, Irish dancing, getting drunk, c'mon the Irish, being drunk, Oliver Cromwell was a cunnt, I love drinking, Christmas drinking song, more drinking and dreaming about Ireland, drink, drink.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Betaketone


    I'll start:
    Katy Perry:-
    "Im absolutely mental crack on a night out and I'll ride anything!!!!!!"

    Katy Perry

    "I am a morally bankrupt pseudo-porn star, my fragile career is based on drivel ranging from outright filth to facile double entendres barely more advanced than those inflicted on us by the Carry On series over 40 years ago."


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Testament1 wrote: »
    Any of these "manufactured" bands: We'll sing whatever the record label tells us will make money

    I assume you don't have a superior in your job?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .

    He also has an ass that can accommodate about 100,000 people.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Morrissey: Heaven knows I'm irrelevant now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Talk Talk: "Okay, so synthetic '80s keyboard-driven Duran-Duran-lite is out of fashion? Well then sit back, and allow us to blow your minds".



  • Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Morrissey: Heaven knows I'm irrelevant now.
    Get out. Get out now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭Al Capwned


    Betaketone wrote: »
    Katy Perry

    "I am a morally bankrupt pseudo-porn star, my fragile career is based on drivel ranging from outright filth to facile double entendres barely more advanced than those inflicted on us by the Carry On series over 40 years ago."

    I still would


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Rhianna: Whats my name?

    Destinys Child: Say my name..

    Eminem: My name is...

    Susanne Vega: My name is Luca


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

    Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    ....

    Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    It's pronounced ''cúnts unts unts unts unts unts...''


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