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Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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    #242
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    kanye west is gonna be up there with mozart someday. two centuries tops

    I don't like the guy but he's certainly talented. I'm not sure if Mozart is a valid comparison though


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    #243
    dirtypanties
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭dirtypanties


    Justin Bieber:

    I've been plucked from 'obscurity' to assault your eardrums with my mass produced auto-tuned ****e which I mime in front of thousands of screaming girls to prove I'm not gay-Cos I love you girrrrrlllllll....etc.


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    #244
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    Taylor swift: Boys boys boys, weeeeeh moany teenage girl, boys.

    Beyonce: I'm a strong independant black woman who don't need no help from no one


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    #245
    bobafro
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭bobafro


    The Go Team! - No we're not Ok Go.....


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    #246
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    stone roses: career cut short due to muppetry in the ranks


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    #247
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    The Beautiful South; "Its all a big joke to us".


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    #248
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Metallica - Fcuk Yeah!


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    #249
    Shiner11
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    kanye west is gonna be up there with mozart someday. two centuries tops

    I think Kid Cudi is well ahead of him though.....Kanye that is.


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    #250
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Wolfe Tones-We would quite like to have a united ireland and remember bobby sands and black and tans were not good men.


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    #251
    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    Saila wrote: »
    stone roses: career cut short due to muppetry in the ranks

    And Drugs...;)


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    #252
    SM01
    Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭SM01


    Barry White.

    (I didn't) Jizz in my Pants.


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    #253
    Floodric
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭Floodric


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    The Beatles: Tesco Finest

    The Monkees: Tesco Value

    Oasis: Aldi

    Arctic Monkeys: Marks and Sparks


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    #254
    youtube!
    Registered Users Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭youtube!


    Kiss


    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day.


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    #255
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    youtube! wrote: »
    Kiss


    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day.


    ....and market everything we do to death.


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    #256
    Plumpynutt
    Registered Users Posts: 648 ✭✭✭Plumpynutt


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

    Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    ....

    Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"


    this is just so wrong:(

    some of the most forward thinking and progressive music is electronic music, despite what you may think. there's a whole lot more than the unz unz that you speak of

    also lets not generalise here its not"skanger music", just like indie music isn't just for hipster cnuts, chart isn't all braindead morons, and rock isn't all hairy smelly rockers.


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    #257
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,962 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Scooter = dire dance music for skangers.
    Crystal Swing: Dire Country "music" for imbeciles.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #258
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,379 ✭✭✭cml387


    "Status Quo- G,D and F"


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    #259
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Soulja Boy - Superman-ing them hoes since 2009!

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #260
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Kool Keith - I'm on another level, you wouldn't understand even if I made a powerpoint presentation with a windows 11 hand computer and shone it on the side of a MAC truck, eating pizza and feeding my gorilla pop tarts, also, the industry is wack.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #261
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Ice T - I don't trust cops so I play one on TV.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #262
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,489 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Tina Tuner

    "I owe my husband everything, he use to beat the crap out of me and I wrote songs about that which me the first black queen of America not to mention stinking rich!"

    Off topic, but possibly the greatest headline of all time: http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/Ike%202.JPG


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    #263
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,675 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Westlife - we haven't an ounce of integrity


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    #264
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,066 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Kings of leon - We made a decision after 2 albums to go down the u2 road to more money & ****tiness, rather than continue making decent music

    Whatever Liam Gallaghers new band is - I really wish I was John lennon

    Whatever Noel Gallaghers new band is - I really wish I was paul weller

    The Knife - We dont give 2 sheets about what music we make as long as its creative, we'll do what we want, so we're off to make an opera


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    #265
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    kanye west is gonna be up there with mozart someday. two centuries tops

    No. Sweet ****ing christ no. Really? Really?!:mad:

    That's like saying smearing excrement on your face will be up there with the Mona Lisa. Two centuries tops.


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    #266
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    *sound of a large poo hitting a wall and slowly sliding down it*

    - Nickleback of course


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    #267
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    50 cent - I got shot 9 times but couldnt survive My music career


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    #268
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    And this is for chris brown

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw


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    #269
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Morrissey: Heaven knows I'm irrelevant now.

    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Get out. Get out now.

    Sorry, I'll fix that.

    Morrissey: Nothing without Johnny Marr.


    ;)


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    #270
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    cml387 wrote: »
    "Status Quo- G,D and F"

    Alternatively:

    Status Quo - Guitars swing up and down, or guitars swing back and forth - NEVER both in same song:D


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    #271
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,675 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Kings Of Leon = Lynard Skynard lite


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