Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

cocoshovel · 13-09-2011 10:00pm

The Artic Monkeys: "I got pissed last night and got into a fight outside some chippers yeah mate"

Iron Maiden: "WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR AND HUMANITIES MY LUNGS ARE SO FACKING POWERFULLLLL!!" (just kidding. Theyre one of my favorite bands ever)

merengueca · 13-09-2011 10:07pm

Status Quo - Les Battersby tribute act

Burky126 · 13-09-2011 10:16pm

Rush - There Rush.

pablomakaveli · 13-09-2011 10:17pm

Westlife- Louis wanted a group of lads to **** over and got them to make **** garbage music that appeals to housewives and young girls.

The Script- Music that is the result of squatting over a piece of paper, taking a big smelly dump on it and then using **** stained paper for song lyrics and sheet music.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Taking Californication and recycling it over and over again.

Ke$ha - Songs that describe her life in which her main ambition is to contract every STD known to mankind.

Every rapper ever - I'm the greatest rapper/drug dealer/killer ever and totally not gay.

Sting- Shoma shing shooba dippada dobba dobba brand new day.

Rihanna - She could sing Baa Baa Black Sheep for all i care. I'd ride the arse off her.

carlybabe1 · 13-09-2011 10:39pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

I think Nick Cave summed it up quite nicely when he said:

:eek: Seriously!!! HE has the AUDACITY to slag off the CHILI PEPPERS!!

Ehhh HELLOOOOO POT, KETTLE IS CALLING

Ive heard more talented farts come out my puppies asss :rolleyes:

El Weirdo wrote: »

*drools and awaits Rhianna to enter the thread with a similar statement.

Rhianna meet beyonce

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Vanilla Ice - A less sweary version of Eminem.

And Jedwards style inspiration

Kesha
I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

Fookin love her, she looks like she has fuuuun

BrianJD wrote: »

Bob Dylan

I'm going to fit these extra five words into the sentence even though they won't fit and finish the extra long line with a harmonica riff.

Love the guy though.

But first ill make sure they dont even rhyme, never mind make sense, and i'll warbble them out in the same tonnnnnnne...just like your doing nowowwww

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Bob Dylan - the greatest lyricist to have ever lived.

Oh good godddddd no!!

El Weirdo wrote: »

Get out. Get out now.

You go too

Rhianna

Id get up on anything to further my career, and keep in the public eye, and its nothing short of a miracle (and my HUUUUUUUge gyne bill) that Im not crwaling with everthing

Go home and scour yourself ye fookin minger :mad:

bnt · 13-09-2011 10:41pm

Burky126 wrote: »

Rush - There Rush.

Where Rush? Rush Everywhere! :cool:

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 10:46pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:eek: Seriously!!! HE has the AUDACITY to slag off the CHILI PEPPERS!!

Ehhh HELLOOOOO POT, KETTLE IS CALLING

Ive heard more talented farts come out my puppies asss :rolleyes:

Rhianna meet beyonce

And Jedwards style inspiration

Kesha
I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

Fookin love her, she looks like she has fuuuun

But first ill make sure they dont even rhyme, never mind make sense, and i'll warbble them out in the same tonnnnnnne...just like your doing nowowwww

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Oh good godddddd no!!

You go too

Rhianna

Id get up on anything to further my career, and keep in the public eye, and its nothing short of a miracle (and my HUUUUUUUge gyne bill) that Im not crwaling with everthing

Go home and scour yourself ye fookin minger :mad:

Jesus, that post is a bit of a mess - links don't work, typos all over the shop and quotes all messed up.

I wouldn't bother editing it though because what I could make out was a load of old bollocks, anyway.

For Forks Sake · 13-09-2011 10:47pm

Nickelback

Seriously man, grow a pair and get over the bitch.

AhSureTisGrand · 13-09-2011 11:01pm

Arctic Monkeys: actually, believe at least some of the hype

df1985 · 13-09-2011 11:05pm

cheryl cole:

I cant sing for ****e, why-aye!

kincsem · 13-09-2011 11:09pm

Dana

I'm a lovely girl. Everything is wonderful.

carlybabe1 · 13-09-2011 11:12pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Jesus, that post is a bit of a mess - links don't work, typos all over the shop and quotes all messed up.

I wouldn't bother editing it though because what I could make out was a load of old bollocks, anyway.

I Know, like WTF

havent even been at the voddie :rolleyes:

well i'll translate for ye, Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

Also, vanilla ice looks like he could be the inspiration for jedwards ehhh 'style'

Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

And rhianna I suspect spends a small fortune in gynecological services so that shes not crawling with shlt....actually, maybe its itchyness that makes her gyrate against...well.....just about anything, with or without a pulse

:D:D nowwwwww, is that easier for ye

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 11:14pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

I Know, like WTF havent even been at the voddie :rolleyes:

well i'll translate for ye, Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

Also, vanilla ice looks like he could be the inspiration for jedwards ehhh 'style'

Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

And rhianna I suspect spends a small fortune in gynecological services so that shes not crawling with shlt....actually, maybe its itchyness that makes her gyrate against...well.....just about anything, with or without a pulse

:D:D nowwwwww, is that easier for ye

Yeah, got all that. Hence the

load of old bollocks

Scuid Mhór · 13-09-2011 11:19pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

>implying that's not an image the record company has created for her that some people actually can't see through :rolleyes:

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2011 11:19pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

I can't help but hope you are messing.

People seem to be endlessly making the mistake that because they don't like something the person who produced it is talentless.

Cave has serious musical chops, whether you like his stuff or not.

nomdeboardie · 13-09-2011 11:33pm

System Of A Down

Gave the world "Chop Suey!", and other-stuff-I've-looked-up-a-couple-of-times-but-which-hasn't-impacted-on-my-memory-not-that-it-matters-cos-Chop-Suey!-is-sonic-catharsis-and-the-video-is-:eek:ing-inspired-including-the-under-performer-twirly-shots

Ally Dick · 14-09-2011 12:18am

Rented Mule wrote: »

Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .

Sometimes brilliant. Sometimes completely unlistenable
P.S. as good a guitar player as Hendrix when he chose to play it

Ally Dick · 14-09-2011 12:20am

Scooter = dire dance music for skangers.

carlybabe1 · 14-09-2011 12:35am

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

>implying that's not an image the record company has created for her that some people actually can't see through :rolleyes:

ehhh sorry, my bad

didnt realise we were havin a serious musical discussion, must have wondered into the wrong forum, thought i was in that fun one, whats the name again, oh yeah AH

....ohhh wait :rolleyes:

El Weirdo wrote: »

Yeah, got all that. Hence the

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I can't help but hope you are messing.

People seem to be endlessly making the mistake that because they don't like something the person who produced it is talentless.

Cave has serious musical chops, whether you like his stuff or not.

Ummm yeah, I have a pretty broad spectrum for music, and I know what you mean kind of, as in I have heard some of what i thought shlte musicians coming out with crackers, and vice versa, however, when you consistently
dislike music an artist produces (or should i say when I) then no, he has nooo musical chops, imo.....I think hes shlTe...but thats just my opinion......like a$rseholes, its just as well we all have one, the world would be pretty f8cked up otherwise

leposean · 14-09-2011 12:41am

Green Day

Amazingly, Moronic, essence of partying

kingtubby · 14-09-2011 1:31am

David Bowie

Pop done right

astonaidan · 14-09-2011 1:46am

ACDC all the same

suarez9 · 14-09-2011 2:05am

Thunderstruck acdc or stone roses 2nd coming. Pure class!!!

k.p.h · 14-09-2011 2:22am

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I can't help but hope you are messing.

People seem to be endlessly making the mistake that because they don't like something the person who produced it is talentless.

Cave has serious musical chops, whether you like his stuff or not.

Being a mad Cave and RHCP fan I have listened to both catalogues numerous times. And to be honest one calling the other works "s***" is actually a bit silly. Actually the themes in both their music are fairly narcissistic and introverted at times. Completely different styles too.

They are both awesome, no doubt.

Connor Oberst/ Bright Eyes - I'm a great pretender and can be pretentious at will .. Please love me.

Napper Hawkins · 14-09-2011 6:54am

Kold wrote: »

'Up there with Tupac in terms of skill' is pretty mediocre really, which is about right.

About right, alright.

But I'm not going to waste any more energy arguing the toss over a genre that I find to be retarded (for the most part) anyway.:)