Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

Knight who says Meh · 13-09-2011 10:12am #1

I'll start:
Katy Perry:-
"Im absolutely mental crack on a night out and I'll ride anything!!!!!!"

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2011 10:16am

Manowar

"Die by a flaming sword of steel while on the back of a noble steed as you rage in the depths of Mordor, seeking vengeance using steel"

cml387 · 13-09-2011 10:17am

"Oasis,The best Beatles cover band ever"

foxyboxer · 13-09-2011 10:17am

Radiohead.

"Meh!"

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2011 10:20am

Coldplay

"Im crying because my feet are cold"

vangoz · 13-09-2011 10:20am

"I fornicate with many females and not very good at hiding it"

Shaggy by name Shaggy by nature

The King of Moo · 13-09-2011 10:22am

Wings-

"The band The Beatles could've been."

Knight who says Meh · 13-09-2011 10:24am

Damien Dempsey:
"Im from da nort soide an I'll BURST YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damien Rice:
"Im very very very deep and tortured and I HATE LISA!!!!!!!"

FatherLen · 13-09-2011 10:24am

chili peppers:
we like sex and drugs!

Knight who says Meh · 13-09-2011 10:26am

foxyboxer wrote: »

Radiohead.

"Meh!"

"Our songs used to have tunes before Tom took an extended vacation up his own hole"

Mickey H · 13-09-2011 10:27am

Dana:
All kinds of everything.

summerskin · 13-09-2011 10:27am

Blur:
We're like Oasis but for hipsters and really wish we weren't middle class.

FatherLen · 13-09-2011 10:28am

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

Damien Rice:
"Im very very very gay and tortured and I HATE LISA!!!!!!!"

fyp

ondeball · 13-09-2011 10:28am

Dandy Warhols

'We will sell anything for commercial purposes'.

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2011 10:28am

Kings Of Leon

"I sing with a bag of marbles in my mouth about flaming sex"

cianl1 · 13-09-2011 10:29am

"The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
the drums will shake the castle walls, the Ringwraiths ride in black"

The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin

Alternatively, later in that song

"Binga, binga, binga, binga, binga, bingaaaaaaaaah."

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 10:30am

Fear Factory:

We'll all be robots in the future. Controlled by other robots.

Hang on...that's actually happening...

summerskin · 13-09-2011 10:30am

cianl1 wrote: »

"The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
the drums that shake the castle walls, the Ringwraiths ride in black"

The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin

Alternatively, later in that song

"Binga, binga, binga, binga, binga, bingaaaaaaaaah."

not quite got the hang of this, have you?

cianl1 · 13-09-2011 10:31am

I'm not the only one to reply with lyrics, I believe.

mikom · 13-09-2011 10:32am

Mumford and sons.
One song.... on repeat.

markesmith · 13-09-2011 10:33am

Sex Pistols: "I don't care for royalty, or anything really"

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 10:35am

Westlife:

Love's nice, isn't it? Yeah. Bring money.

summerskin · 13-09-2011 10:35am

Green Day:
we used to be punk, sort of, now we're more corporate than Coke.

FetchTheGin · 13-09-2011 10:36am

Lady gaga - A shower of shite.

hidinginthebush · 13-09-2011 10:38am

Cradle of Filth:

"We play metal forged from the heat generated by nuns ****"

I'm 99% certain I read that in one of their album sleeves.

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 10:39am

I think Nick Cave summed it up quite nicely when he said:

I'm forever near a stereo saying, "What the fuck is this GARBAGE?" And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

GrizzlyMan · 13-09-2011 10:42am

Anal C*nt- yep that name sums up their song catalogue, along with im gonna inject heorin into my dick and set your family on fire!!

Ghost Buster · 13-09-2011 10:42am

Richie Kavanagh:
I know word that rhyme with f.uck and Im a bitteen slow

JerryHandbag · 13-09-2011 10:45am

Gary Glitter

"A collection of generic glam rock recordings by a durty fecker"

cml387 · 13-09-2011 10:45am

"ELO, an entire musical opus built around the cello"

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 10:45am

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Lady gaga - A shower of shite.

Lady Gaga:

I'm going to combine Marilyn Mansons image with Madonnas sound and message and hope no-one notices.

Genius.

smash · 13-09-2011 10:47am

greenday: sh!t

mikom · 13-09-2011 10:47am

Daniel o'Donnell.
I've got no willy.

--Kaiser-- · 13-09-2011 10:48am

Mastadon.
We are awesomely good

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2011 10:49am

Eminem - "I swear a lot while someone elses record plays in the background".

--Kaiser-- · 13-09-2011 10:53am

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Eminem - "I swear a lot while someone elses record plays in the background".

Pah. Listen to one of his albums. He's a lyrical and poetic genius, plus he produces a lot of his own stuff

cianl1 · 13-09-2011 10:53am

The Who - A great bunch of lads.

TheZohanS · 13-09-2011 10:55am

Daft Punk- Harder, better, faster, stronger.

Brilliant though!

W.Shakes-Beer · 13-09-2011 10:56am

Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

....

Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"

cml387 · 13-09-2011 10:56am

"Spinal Tap - This much talent"

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 10:56am

Rage Against the Machine:
"We are totally not happy with the government and society as a whole but are perfectly happy to make **** loads of money regardless. UUUUGGGGGGGH!" *solo*

Metallica:
"Hey hey yeaaaayuh, don't download our music-ah-yeh-hey!"

The Beatles:
"We re-defined modern music but only after we started doing acid."

David Kitt:
"Write two or three lines then fill the rest of the song by going badada da da dada da dum"

SV · 13-09-2011 10:58am

Black Eyed Peas
"Weeeeeee like to sing badly in our sooooongs then autotune the **** out of them so youuuuu don't noticeeeee, now DANCE *catchy beat*"

FetchTheGin · 13-09-2011 11:00am

U2- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Carroller · 13-09-2011 11:01am

Beyonce - Im really a lesbian

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 11:01am

Carroller wrote: »

Beyonce - Im really a lesbian

*drools and awaits Rhianna to enter the thread with a similar statement.

cml387 · 13-09-2011 11:04am

"Adele - Welcome to Dumpsville. Population:you"

RikkFlair · 13-09-2011 11:05am

The Script

"Music for the tone deaf"

Carl Sagan · 13-09-2011 11:06am

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

....

Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"

99% of bands in the last 30 years:

Track 1: "Chord 1, Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 4"

Track 2: "Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 1, Chord 4"

etc..

FetchTheGin · 13-09-2011 11:07am

Rhianna- Your knacker national anthems.

AoifeCork · 13-09-2011 11:10am

Marvin Gaye:
"I like sex an awful lot... I also think recycling is important"

AeoNGriM · 13-09-2011 11:14am

cianl1 wrote: »

I'm not the only one to reply with lyrics, I believe.

Maybe try reading the thread title before you herp derp all over the place?

Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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