Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

CJC999 wrote: »

If you cross the North Korean border illegally,​ you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanista​n border illegally,​ you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education,​ & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

Slunk wrote: »

Anything involving the words Roll on . . . .
****in hate that phrase.
Also anything with .com too

Kotek Besar wrote: »

Have you actually been to that website?

Marathon Man wrote: »

25 year old woman (child)- no f*cking joke:

'had a brilliant time at a sleep over last night at my friend Emma's house! She has an awesome family...we all got to play board games, (including a legendary game of Twister!!) video games...ate pizza, sweets, popcorn and watched Disney movies!! It was such a laugh! '

Tempted to respond: 'grow the f*ck up will you?' And its typical of all her posts.

mcc85 wrote: »

One thing i hate is how people go on about there kids!!! just logged onto facebook to see a friend had written a poem about her daughter and posted it on facebook!! seriously cringeworthy! its not even a good poem!

looky loo wrote: »

I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like a internet mental institution really.:)