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    #302
    Dermighty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

    No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...


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    #303
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Dermighty wrote: »
    Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

    No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...

    Why do women seriously go overboard with the x's? :confused:


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    #304
    Ilyana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Ilyana


    A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

    'Marie (let's say) is single'
    Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
    Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
    Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway! <3
    Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
    Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
    Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
    Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
    Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
    Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
    Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx :)
    Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
    Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

    And so on.....:(


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    #305
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    EmilyO wrote: »
    A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

    'Marie (let's say) is single'
    Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
    Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
    Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway! <3
    Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
    Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
    Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
    Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
    Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
    Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
    Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx :)
    Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
    Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

    And so on.....:(

    This is a face in palm moment


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    #306
    Laika1986
    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    EmilyO wrote: »
    A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

    'Marie (let's say) is single'
    Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
    Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
    Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway! <3
    Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
    Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
    Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
    Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
    Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
    Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
    Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx :)
    Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
    Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

    And so on.....:(

    If i was the fella i would just "like" her status, that would shut them up!


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    #307
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    If i was the fella i would just "like" her status, that would shut them up!

    Haha good one!! :D


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    #308
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    EmilyO wrote: »
    A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

    'Marie (let's say) is single'
    Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
    Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
    Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway! <3
    Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
    Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
    Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
    Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
    Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
    Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
    Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx :)
    Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
    Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

    And so on.....:(

    Followed about 12 hours later by.....
    "Marie is in a relationship"
    Cue the "girlies"... Yay we new u 2 r ment 2b2gevva 4eva

    Fuck OFF!!!!


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    #309
    jetpack101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭jetpack101


    STIG83 wrote: »
    The new fad at the moment is people putting up a link to vote for something, have seen a few to vote for dogs to win, and another is a couple from my area in to win a gold wedding worth €30,000.
    I DONT CARE!!

    These are going around a lot at the min.
    I asked my wife "Who the F**k is NAMES" and i get "I voted for them to win"
    Love, you have way to much ****ing time on your hands! :D


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    #310
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.


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    #311
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    It's great to see people progress to seeing the juvenile nature of Facebook. The sooner that site is exposed as another internet bubble the better.


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    #312
    mik_da_man
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 9,929 ✭✭✭mik_da_man


    It's a bloody big multi-billion dollar bubble!


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    #313
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    You wouldn't believe the other ****e this lad goes on about. He's a clueless harmless guy, very slow. I might just make a big collage or something to show you.


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    #314
    gamma
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭gamma


    People who are out in a bar and just post a picture of the cocktail or whatever they are about to drink, and just say Mmmmmmmm! :mad:


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    #315
    Laika1986
    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    You wouldn't believe the other ****e this lad goes on about. He's a clueless harmless guy, very slow. I might just make a big collage or something to show you.

    Quite a conversation alright


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    #316
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,311 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    STIG83 wrote: »
    Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.

    Probably posting while they were in work as well, lazy sods.
    blogga wrote: »
    It's great to see people progress to seeing the juvenile nature of Facebook. The sooner that site is exposed as another internet bubble the better.

    Ah, it has its uses. As someone who can't be arsed taking photos it's good to be able to see one of your friends put holiday/wedding/etc. pics online. The status stuff is annoying though. People should keep diaries rather than sharing every inane thought with the world.


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    #317
    CHealy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭CHealy


    I know a bloke who started posting pics of every single meal he made or ordered in, he had a seperate album called "Yummies" or something along those lines. He started getting freaked out and couldnt put 2+2 togheter when on some random days, id just say "how was your steak and kidney pies last night?" or whatever he had the night before.


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    #318
    Marathon Man
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭Marathon Man


    25 year old woman (child)- no f*cking joke:

    'had a brilliant time at a sleep over last night at my friend Emma's house! She has an awesome family...we all got to play board games, (including a legendary game of Twister!!) video games...ate pizza, sweets, popcorn and watched Disney movies!! It was such a laugh! :D'

    Tempted to respond: 'grow the f*ck up will you?' And its typical of all her posts.


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    #319
    TrollyDolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭TrollyDolly


    STIG83 wrote: »
    Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.


    i recently saw the same thing with a guy whos from management who when called up on the fact he was slating the company on his facebook..replyed with a very professional "Suck it" and then "Facebook = private life"
    ehmm no, no it does not..it is a social networking site,aint nothing private about it


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    #320
    EraseAndRewind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭EraseAndRewind


    bits from a convo -my brain and eyes hurt after trying to read it :(

    'Yeh exaclyy hun **** him huni dnt leh him puh ya dwn ....cos dats only wat e wants ta tink e gerrin teh Yuh Fk him ...dawlingg yeh wud find a way decent lad ouut dr dan da prick E is jush A waist of life '


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    #321
    VampiricPadraig
    Registered Users Posts: 632 ✭✭✭VampiricPadraig


    I hate these

    6748917598432957329857875984265838564958104751659828596298527854 - Oh, I lke u so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    -_-'


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    #322
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    People who like their own posts!! :confused:


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    #323
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    Facebook is a means to hate your acquaintances. It makes you realise that the cool people you know and hang out with are the ones worth paying attention to. So, when you think about it, it makes you realise how cool the people you were friends with before facebook really are


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    #324
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Dermighty wrote: »
    Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

    No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...

    Sublime.


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    #325
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    STIG83 wrote: »
    People who like their own posts!! :confused:

    You can't? :confused:


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    #326
    STIG83
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Savage Tyrant wrote: »
    You can't? :confused:

    You can, the amount of people i see who do it.


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    #327
    Paddy_Smith
    Registered Users Posts: 193 ✭✭Paddy_Smith


    Savage Tyrant wrote: »
    You can't? :confused:
    He's talking about Facebook.


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    #328
    Jan_Itor
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭Jan_Itor


    Stupid girls after a night out, ''OMG lost my phone lost my keys never drinking again lol!'' You lost your dignity aswel.


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    #329
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Paddy_Smith wrote: »
    He's talking about Facebook.

    :o ..... Ahem! I knew that...


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    #330
    jackal
    Registered Users Posts: 793 ✭✭✭jackal


    Worst is the dole leech mate/family member who you unfortunately friended...

    They have never worked a day in their life, have asked to use your address in some dole scam or other, have a bigger house than you, have a better car than you, all paid for by your taxes, and then they put up all this kind of ****e:

    "Blleeding govermet takin my money, and givin it to the RICH FAT CATS!... neway.... OFF to Disneyland tmrw, da kids cant wait!!!!!!"


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    #331
    Apanachi
    Registered Users Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    if u think Im Pretty - like my status. If u love me - put a ♥ . If i am a good friend - put a . if u miss me - put a :/. if u ever had a crush on me - poke me. If ur not scared - put this as ur status ..
    every 1 do this ♥


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